Kelly @weddle.dev · 29/09/2026Do you think Trump goes to his barber with a picture of Minecraft Steve? 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 28/09/2026Remember this dumb shit? Idk how any minority of any kind would have supported this monster. 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 23/09/2026I don’t have much of an opinion on Taylor Swift, but I love rabid fanbase looking for clues everywhere. 010
Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/09/2026Even r/Conservative thinks banning CNN, MSNOW, and Politico was dumb. So, yeah. 001
Kelly @weddle.dev · 05/09/2026@theverge.com @andyjayhawk.bsky.social @reckless.bsky.social Unexpected Cybercab spotting in Kansas City. Didn’t realize this thing doesn’t have side mirrors or a rear windshield until I saw it in person. 240
Kelly @weddle.dev · 26/08/2026I went to the doctor for a sinus infection. This is out of control. 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 15/08/2026I saw a tiny dog in the road so I caught it. Did anyone in KC lose a weird looking dog? 171
Kelly @weddle.dev · 05/08/2026My doctor now offers complimentary snacks and water in the waiting room. So fancy. 020
Kelly @weddle.dev · 18/07/2026In 1941, we started using the Huntington–Hill method of equal proportions. Idk why we had to make it as complicated as possible. 100
Kelly @weddle.dev · 17/07/2026Instead of watching President Lumpy Twat’s speech, I did something actually more useful. 010
Kelly @weddle.dev · 16/07/2026Spiders are tiny puppies. Their feet even look like dog paws. It’s actually pretty cute. I hope this helps a little. 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 15/07/2026I hate OpenAI as much as the next guy but I gotta say they did design a product that looks good. 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 03/07/2026@vicmsong.bsky.social I laughed so hard. Never seen a more accurate job title. 020
Kelly @weddle.dev · 26/06/2026Dan Patrick also looks like a Milhouse. Our government is run by Milhouses. 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 17/06/2026I have no idea what district I’m in now thanks to Missouri GOP. Apparently, the Missouri Secretary of State doesn’t know either. 130
Kelly @weddle.dev · 10/06/2026Sure seems like they bribed Maxwell to say Trump didn’t fuck kids with Epstein. 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 03/06/2026Elon was worth about $27 billion on 1/1/2020. Today, he us worth $970 billion. (according to WSJ) 000
Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/05/2026I’ll go first. This is Borkinator 5000 and his brother, Mr. Stinky Wiggles. 020
Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/04/2026Every picture of me is a picture of me in glasses, but this one has a cute dog. 120
Kelly @weddle.dev · 19/04/2026Tim Curry is the GOAT of making me giggle at a clip I’ve seen 100 times. 010