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Bradley Warshauer

@warsh.bsky.social
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alina pleskova @alinapleskova.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagining doing the reading series i host, in which writers discuss music they love & read from their work, with a freak like this..... "so, tell me about the formative slop in your life"
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Javier Bardem as Stilgar: Lisan al-Gaib in Dune 2
Alt: Javier Bardem as Stilgar: Lisan al-Gaib in Dune 2
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tyler Shough.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we've never had much reason to articulate this before a.i., but a reason we enjoy literature, art, music, etc. is that we know it is one human mind trying to express something fundamentally human and otherwise inexpressible to another human mind
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hyped about this evening’s mammoth college football game taking place in the state of Mississippi
Southern Miss vs UConn football schedule graphic
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Two people in my current manuscript are named Victoria and Nathaniel ifykyk
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I cannot acquire this book fast enough.
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ANTIGRAVITY Magazine @antigravitymag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alison Fensterstock and Michael Tisserand spoke to @dantigravity.bsky.social about their new, deeply researched, and fascinating book about late cartoonist and writer Bunny Matthews, joined by Bunny's son Jude. antigravitymagazine.com/feature/the-...
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The People vs. Bunny Matthews
“Bunny Matthews—your cartoons are the best depictions yet of life in ‘N’awlins…’ But, Bunny, who the hell are you trying to impress with all the confusing shit you write?” —Disgruntled Figaro reader…
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
used to you could go scoop oil up off a beach or wring it out a pelican down here and now look
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they won’t fail to make a conscious artificial intelligence, you see; they will succeed in showing us that we aren’t actually conscious!
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
closely related: the danger is less that “AI” will achieve a human kind of sentience and more that these dudes will succeed in flattening the human experience to match the non-sentient “AI”
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's just rationalism bro it's logic i swear bro it's nothing more than that bro
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the primary danger of "AI" right now is actually these guys, and not the big autocorrect
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i like when some openai guy is like THE BIG AUTOCORRECT is the MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD -- the same world with 10,000 active nuclear warheads on it. It reminds me of this scene from Community. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Bg...
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I'm a security guard weapons are my weapons!
YouTube video by Ivan PR
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 16/09/2026
A prophecy is upon me. Someone is writing a Dungeon Crawler Carl fanfiction. It will become the sacred text for a cult of thought leaders behind the quantum computing scam of the mid 2040s. Their sex thing will involve sissy hypnosis. I have paid a high price to bring this vision to you.
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everything about this piece is just masterful man
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And you totally succeed. No other honest reading is possible. I mean, the message is contained in the words of a relatively progressive NOPD officer who died, right?
Louis Sirgo gave a speech well before the Howard Johnson's shootings, where he said "the greatest sin
of American society—the status of the American Negro... If there were no 'Desires, there would be no Panthers." He ended by saying leaders shouldn't
bury their heads in the sand like ostriches, since what's left exposed "makes a very good target for a sniper." He was set to replace Clarence Giarrusso after his retirement. Instead he died when Essex's bullet shattered his spine. His vision for the future never came to fruition.
It would be nice to think if it did, we'd have a society that didn't create Mark Essexes that would later kill
Louis Sirgos
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL Rulebook, Rule 8, Section 7: "Consider the Earth's motion around the sun, the sun's motion around the center of the galaxy, and the galaxy's motion outwards from some indeterminate centerpoint, as the universe expands. An oblate spheroid's direction of travel is but a small concern."
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would also like the NFL to know that my INTENT was to win the football game
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
after the first half I was abandoning the Shough ship I helped build, knocking over widows and orphans on my way to the lifeboats, but then I got tripped and broke my face and when I looked up he was good again so I was never abandoning ship Who Dat
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you -- yes you -- are not an exception. I hope you suffer. I hope your team goes winless. I hope it is ejected from its conference, sees its budget cut by 90 percent, and is cast into the exterior darkness, where there is weeping and gnashing of feeth.
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
another college football season is upon us. I am unlikely to ever experience joy in the sport again and I wish all my fellow fans of this awful entity pain and suffering beyond imagination.
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
These are valid concerns for fans, students, and alumni but have you considered the concerns of the administrative executives and private equity investors Chris
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tbh shut down the entire sport of college football. Not even joking. See y'all at the Rock on Saturday.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can't believe this is legal www.ingame.com/lsu-south-ca...
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LSU Football Coach Kiffin’s Bonuses Hedged Using $3 Million Kalshi Trades Placed By Outside Firm
Game Point Capital helps teams hedge bonus risks and placed Kalshi trades worth $3 million on LSU's performance.
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Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Journalists need to stop describing these incidents in terms implying software has agency and intent. It does not. The people who created a faulty and dangerous product are the ones responsible for whatever happens, and must be held to account, with punitive financial penalties for damage done.
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Justin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
- Odysseus
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stephen King says “Jack Torrance has a mallet” and then Kubrick says “Actually he has an ax” and everyone cheers. King says “Fine, you all want axes? Here, Annie Wilkes has an ax,” and Reiner says “Actually she has a big mallet,” and everyone cheers.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we could just, as a nation, quit fucking around and classify them as employees, but we’ve never been great at not fucking around 
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Anakin Skywalker: I Hate Them!
ALT: Anakin Skywalker: I Hate Them!
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
His corpse is floating in a puddle of raid now
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bradley what is the worst quality of life issue you face living in New Orleans? The bad infrastructure and flooding? The unlivable heat? Crime? Insurance? Hurricanes? NO IT IS THE DAMN ROACHES
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
enormous roach crawling all over the stuff in my closet brb burning my clothes
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 22/08/2026
The other thing to consider is that using AI platforms this much measurably rewires your brain in ways you may not realize, so suddenly encountering someone who hasn’t been rewired and thinks it’s kinda weird will feel like an unprovoked violation
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Biased AI writing assistants shift users’ attitudes on societal issues
Biased AI writing assistants shift people’s attitudes about societal issues; common interventions do not prevent this influence.
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Haven’t seen the new Rachel Cusk book yet tho I have read about it ofc. No one has said anything about Cusk Font being changed so I assume all is well.
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
👀
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Murder is down because shootings are down, a lot. Not every city/county reports but 96% of the populations did in 2025. Charges don't fit into crime stats. Homicides being marked suspicious deaths is almost certainly rare. Agg assault is an FBI stat, so those agencies are using the standard.
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is an INCREDIBLE amount of wrong about crime data for someone with an enormous following. Literally every sentence. Don't be like this.
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
that final QB for the Saints got banned from college football for gambling, then played for a UFL team called the Gamblers, and just did football-like activities in a stadium called Caesars
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s the most regular season preseason Dome crowd and energy if the decade, is what I’m saying
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is the least preseason preseason Dome crowd and energy of the decade
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
as an early adopter of Shoughism, I am excited about this season. It will help to cure me of what's left of my addiction to the corpse of what once was college football.
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
going to drink a bunch of the new six dollar beers, which I can only assume are served in shot glasses?
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
going to the Dome today to watch the fake football with a kid who has spent all week making these and posting them all over the house
a piece of paper with GO SAINTS!!!!! WOO!!!!! written on it in gold ink
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Should I simply enroll at another university? "No, the idea that other homo sapiens are people too is wrong!"
the Simpsons "Am I so out of touch?" meme format, just blank without text.
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@historyofpersia.bsky.social
What works for Alexander does not work for Cyrus the Younger
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Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Do you like horoscopes
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T Y @tyounger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Is there anything in this publication for the CFB fans who don’t care about the B1G/SEC conglomerates?
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Bradley Warshauer @warsh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
great time to be a college football fan who loves a school that isn’t among the chosen one percenter teams because now all the offseason preview things you listen to are just two guys going “🤷‍♂️” because all the players and coaches are different every year
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