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Is this not the heaven that has burrowed into your mind, the place you have been yearning for? im red, nonbinary lesbian, any pronouns 18+ | everything i say is legal advice 💯🔨 @stuffedgenius.bsky.social 💘

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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 6h
marx and engels were too big and scary to be philosophical in nature. same with simone. pascal and sartre were normal size machines which is why they can be philosophers
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bobaquail 🌟 @bobaquail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
triangle wave test #miku #初音ミク #animation
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 14h
everyone edits their videos like they're dramas about people living and dying. bro you are playing minecraft it is not that serious !
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
the reason people used to love twitter is twitter spiritually was forums, and then it stopped being forums and they hated it but everyone was there. bluesky is, despite everything, forums right now, but the bluesky team is trying really hard to skip the step of people loving it
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 21h
man what are we doing here
Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $10 to Sherrod Brown's campaign today?
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's so hard to not be nocturnal when being awake during the day is just Sweating Purgatory 💔
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
getting 16 million political texts right now Get a job bro
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Gray @redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
xavier renegade angel dialogue
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
DR. MELFI: tony, this is all just what you told me over the phone. your mother is trapped in a giant ice crystal hurtling through space, accelerating forever, and suddenly you need the warmth of a woman you didn't marry. you said that. TONY: (breathing) (sits up) who givesh a fuck what i shaid
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
their love for mushrooms carries a respect and even reverence for their role in rot and decay
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guy who says he loves video game OSTs like persona and mario kart 8 but the only things in his spotify listening history is miles davis albums
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
you think i've got it all everyone thinks i've got it made well how come my only friends are the ones who're gay
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think trans men get a lot of hate, all of which is deserved, which is why my transition goal is "transmasc who just came out" so that people can pat themselves on the back for supporting a newly hatched trans man before going back to arguing online about fully transitioned trans men
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he looks soooo sweet and so shaped 🥺 thank you for sharing him
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Rob @darkdaydreams.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On of my little dudes. He’s a “fraidy cat” and doesn’t like to have his picture taken.
One of my cats.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the kicker is that he does indeed do it again,
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
took an edible like 8 hours ago and just seemingly didnt get high. my mouth didn't even get dry. What happened to it. Where did the weed go
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the idiot was not my favorite book but it IS extremely memorable. dosteovsky really wrote epileptic jesus who talks to liberals about how russia should take over all of europe immediately before having a seizure and everyones like Wow that was cringe bro. Please dont do that again
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not being catholic but having catholic guilt is an awesome combination. this is why dostoevsky is my favorite author
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SENranx @senranx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ #fanart ] don't forget oct 3
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here comes mr pussy @herokingbaybeee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(crawling darkly over to bandai namco)
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2P3...
youtube.com
the symptons
YouTube video by 𝖭𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗌
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026
you say riot are "unrealistic" with their 2XKO expectations but if i got a million people a day playing league of legends i would also assume well they'll probably play anything
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
god put me on this earth to be afraid and scared and very, very tired all the time
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spooky sophie @lunarphantasia.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
forgot i still had "horse" muted from the umamusume gacha game launch LMAO
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man why did they have to put lobotomy corporation 2 into a fuckass gacha game. And why is it Good
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
minecraft's end was a neat novelty back in the day but i hate it so bad now. every modpack wants u to beat the ender dragon before opening up. i simply do not particularly enjoy playing the game like this
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtubers could never fathom playing a sandbox game and having fun doing whatever and stopping when u arent having fun anymore. this is why i keep seeing videos about "why no one actually beats rimworld"
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
governments around the world debate on the feasibility of "thanos snapping" all children from existence
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hearing a song come on and going "damn this REALLY sound like nine inch nails" and then it's im afraid of americans. Like Obviously. Am I Stupid
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bowie's earthling goes crazy. i just know trent reznor was creaming himself when he heard this shit
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
being an underripe banana enjoyer is so hard. u think ur being nice letting the ripe banana enthusiasts have a chance and then the banana goes bad 😢
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Ant @dissonantant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone wish him luck. i hear he's about to participate in some sort of competition
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my respect for a youtuber goes down dramatically when they start showing me thumbnails where they stare me down, their wide eyes devoid of meaning or understanding. Yes this is a vague about eye patch wolf
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
black and white greyscale photo of kanye west with a listed titled: "THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PRODUCER." the contents of the list include:

• It sounds like a video game
• Sell me this pen
• Make it sound blue
• Who legally owns this fl studio
• I brought my own soundgoodizer
• What are your intentions with my loops
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jerma
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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sir guy @sirguts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚠️ find the laughmaster and kill him before he lays his giggle eggs
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 12/05/2026
serif text that says "Keep yuckin'! I'm about to YUM."

Yum is not in serif text and is in red instead of black and all-caps.
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surfing anteater
painting of an anteater surfing, in the background there are buildings
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
control resonant npc on a tape: I think it's in here with me. God, I'm so scared, I'm so scared... I watched it kill everyone... Every last one of my coworkers, gone before I could even comprehend what had just happened... And now...? It won't get out of my head... dylan seeing a random trash mob:
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doom the dark ages revelations cosmic baron glory kill
ALT: doom the dark ages revelations cosmic baron glory kill
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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