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Is this not the heaven that has burrowed into your mind, the place you have been yearning for? im red, nonbinary lesbian, any pronouns 18+ | everything i say is legal advice 💯🔨 @stuffedgenius.bsky.social 💘

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 12h
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 8h
forgot i still had "horse" muted from the umamusume gacha game launch LMAO
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 23h
Man why did they have to put lobotomy corporation 2 into a fuckass gacha game. And why is it Good
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtubers could never fathom playing a sandbox game and having fun doing whatever and stopping when u arent having fun anymore. this is why i keep seeing videos about "why no one actually beats rimworld"
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
governments around the world debate on the feasibility of "thanos snapping" all children from existence
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bowie's earthling goes crazy. i just know trent reznor was creaming himself when he heard this shit
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
being an underripe banana enjoyer is so hard. u think ur being nice letting the ripe banana enthusiasts have a chance and then the banana goes bad 😢
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Ant @dissonantant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone wish him luck. i hear he's about to participate in some sort of competition
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my respect for a youtuber goes down dramatically when they start showing me thumbnails where they stare me down, their wide eyes devoid of meaning or understanding. Yes this is a vague about eye patch wolf
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
black and white greyscale photo of kanye west with a listed titled: "THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PRODUCER." the contents of the list include:

• It sounds like a video game
• Sell me this pen
• Make it sound blue
• Who legally owns this fl studio
• I brought my own soundgoodizer
• What are your intentions with my loops
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jerma
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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sir guy @sirguts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
⚠️ find the laughmaster and kill him before he lays his giggle eggs
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 12/05/2026
serif text that says "Keep yuckin'! I'm about to YUM."

Yum is not in serif text and is in red instead of black and all-caps.
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surfing anteater
painting of an anteater surfing, in the background there are buildings
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
control resonant npc on a tape: I think it's in here with me. God, I'm so scared, I'm so scared... I watched it kill everyone... Every last one of my coworkers, gone before I could even comprehend what had just happened... And now...? It won't get out of my head... dylan seeing a random trash mob:
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doom the dark ages revelations cosmic baron glory kill
ALT: doom the dark ages revelations cosmic baron glory kill
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ShorahArt - New Year, New Fears @shorah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went to check notifs on my phone and near about choked. Great name but goddamn
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Norevasyl @norevasyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fox in a dress
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this strikes me with much the same awe and passion as the nativity scene inspired in christian artists. perhaps this is why bambi was made
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One funny thing I've realized over time is that taking a break from a game you're trying to learn actually does help. I've found it's the case for fighting games and tonight was the first time I've grinded DoDonPachi in a few days and it's the best I've done. This image is just unironically true.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
brianonhere posting on twitter: "lotta gay ladies on dates with each other at the theater tonight. i misogynistically or perhaps homophobicly assumed most of them would be seeing camp miasma but so far the majority have been filing in to Tony."

marinashutup quote posting on twitter by stating: "i misogynistically or perhaps homophobicly assumed" going straight into the lexicon i fear
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one time i got so high i thought a yard was 12 feet! in reality, the average american yard is thousands of square feet. we truly live in a world of surprises!
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah buddy it's gonna feel real fake when we're stoning you in the middle of town square. Pussy
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
took an edible. expecting to get way too high cuz i dont think i have any tolerance anymore. fake ass stoner
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Skeith - Platinum Princess @skeiththeterror.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The "Skip clash" button doesn't work 70% of the time because the auto-battle A.I. Will always make the worst decisions when left on its own. But that's okay because I just spit my drink laughing at the result
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Onion knight-esque sketch I did:
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Eevees at home
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Picture of that guy from the Ctrl+Alt+Del webcomic panicking at a burning computer, with a caption: "When a non-binary person uses a computer"
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mit @mitsame.art · 20/09/2026
i realized i could draw whatever i want so i drew them together
aerith gainsborough from final fantasy vii and shadow from the sonic the hedgehog series posing together. aerith has her back facing shadow, looking at the viewer while holding her guard stick. shadow leans forward, holding a green chaos emerald
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
cloud. i’ve made a ham sandwich and left it in the fridge for you. a marker will be added to your map. when eating the ham sandwich, remember to drink some water, and have an apple too - not just salt and vinegar crisps. stay healthy and bring me more combat data
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I keep hand sanitizer on my desk bc i like to use it before i inject but i hope these strangers think that i use it to jack off. My burning beet red alcohol infused penis
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Corporations are people too and they all have unmedicated adhd. Have some fucking class
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why is it that you as a person are expected to respond to things immediately but when it's a business or institution they can just take 6+ months to get around to it if they feel like it. why cant i exist on a corporate timescale smh
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crow @stuffedgenius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(inspecting my wife's tdick) It's something conventional that's twisted around into an abstract idea of a penis... It doesn't feel like something that exists, but because it doesn't exist, means that it does exist
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s probably not good for your mental health to invent people in your head to be mad at.
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miah 🔜 blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
quick post of the MisterBaseball image collection if anyone's missing pieces here
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red @warptrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
unemployment is kind of like the baby game from the stanley parable. you gotta keep the baby from going in the fire. or you can play minecraft
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Jacob Budz @xptolevel3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name
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gingrjoke @gingrjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
some Pokemon you may or may not recognise
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