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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 3h
having your backup catcher pinch hit with two outs in the ninth trailing by one is wild
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 4h
watching mason miller pitch is a lot like thinking about death
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PRESS IN!!! #ART
Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of delicious meat tamales. The text reads, devils tremble and fly when they hear these words: many men and even women are lesbian. Whatever else we know about women, we know they were born gay and are intrinsically homosexual. A woman's place is rubbing a breast in a romantic interlude with a naked girlfriend. A woman generally needs 10 times her time and her tongue. It is amazing. It is available. Keep pressing in.
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 10h
it's crazy that "phoebe" is as good as an anglosphere exclusive name these days even though the way it's pronounced there is pretty much as bad as it could possibly be
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 13h
pleaaaaasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 18h
ohhhhhhh my god ??
adeemtheartist.bandcamp.com
learning to drive again, by Adeem the Artist
from the album notes from inside
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
2.2 scoreless innings for white sox pitcher hagen smith ! the mlb postseason is on your screen now
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
the main problem with posting i think is it locks your thoughts in place
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
the neighbours are playing some pretty banger hardstyle and that'd be cool if it weren't for one of them doing the thing where you quickly turn the volume knob back and forth to make it have that wooshy effect
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
becoming a caroline cash superfan over the sluggo hat arc
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David Lublin @davidlublin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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lex @lexistenti.al · 03/10/2026
lose, FUT lose
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
egg chaser
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I forgot to post this amazing bit of sports journalism from earlier in the week
Intro paragraph from a post by an allegedly legitimate sporting news website, reading "All four MLB Wild Card series are 1-0 heading into Game 2". In fact, that is the only possible way a series could be heading into Game 2
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
what i think will happen is guardians, yankees, dodgers, padres. what i want to happen is sox, rays, both teams are caught up in a gambling scandal and disqualified, padres
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
my whole life i've resisted making salad dressings like my mother makes them but i've finally caved. they're just more tasty
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
anyway the ideal format for video is 4:3 we need to kill both widescreen and vertical
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kaja @gratisninja.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
krasses artwork mit holzboot mit ganz viel gold und nem tiger in den Sonnenuntergang 
caption
T4T
lesbianism
coming your
way

Affirm yes
to claim

von acc spiritual_reconfiguration
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 01/10/2026
Peanuts by Schulz: Friday, September 6, 1957
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Friday, September 6, 1957
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
something i just noticed about the bottle of sriracha in my flat is that in every language on the ingredients list the word "sriracha" is mentioned except for polish, which just calls it chili sauce
the ingredients lists on a bottle of sriracha. they're listed in eight different languages (german, english, polish, danish, spanish, dutch, french, turkish). 

every entry calls it "sriracha chili sauce, very hot" in its language, except for polish, which calls it "chili sauce, very hot" ("sos chili, bardzo ostry")
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
cloudflare i appreciate your efforts but i am not actually one of the robot girls. i'm perfectly fine being human. your affirmations bounce off me unheard and unwanted
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rest in peace Houdini u would've loved locktober
Houdini in bondage with a big lock on him
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy thursday columboheads!
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
that is deeply unfortunate
a little memorial plaque on a rose. it reads:

you're everywhere
except right here

and it hurts

S&M forever
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
there's a guy with a shirt saying "powered by plants" on the subway and he has some molecular structure tattooed on his arm and i can't see all of it but i'm pretty sure it isn't thc. so what then
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
wow the astros are eating shit on an industrial scale
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love how fun walkoff abs challenges are. like they have no right to but it makes me giddy with joy anyway
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can't believe they're still rolling with this ad it's the most awkward shit i've ever seen why does siri not answer why does it not show the product they're advertising working
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
wait i have an idea
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm listening to wbn solari and brennan is playing i think the most trans character i've ever heard of not being trans
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was getting too close
@aaron.bsky.team has blocked youpost from me, 4 months ago:

has anyone ever seen aaron rodericks and photography matthew in the same room ??
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
computer, block everyone that thinks it’s weird to like barely legal teen porn on my work account
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to watch this amazing pro-trans Yakuza action flik, GOOD NEWS! It's on the Internet Archive! archive.org/details/the-...
archive.org
The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman
The head of the Tatsumi family falls ill and dies after requesting that his son, who disappeared 15 years ago, takes over. The Tatsumi family, including the young head Ryu, decides to search for his s...
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
now i genuinely have no team left to actually root for in the american league. tough
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
dainty little nose
team vitality valorant pro player jamppi, shown here fist bumping his teammates. he has curly hair, very pinchable cheeks and a nose that points up all cute
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
idk i think the gaycation guy was right. i mean he doesn't exist obviously but if he did exist he'd have been right
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
if prx throw this map ............
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love the fact that products never come with printed instructions anymore and instead just have a qr code. i think that is a good thing
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lex @lexistenti.al · 28/09/2026
put the choo choo back in trains
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
guitar pick snob
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm sure scientists could figure out how to give humans grabbable horns with nerve endings in them via cosmetic surgery if they just locked the fuck in but since i'm not allowed to have happiness they're not doing it
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
who the fuck do i even root for in the american league now. the white sox i guess ???
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
athletics are punting the game on purpose to save their divisions honour and they're fucking cowards for it
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
dean kremer is pitching the twins rangers game...... do it for me who didn't hate you as much as all the other o's fans
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some creatures you might find in the woods.
Two panels; top is of some glowing sprite type creatures huddled together in the grass and the second is a big black serpentine creature with blank yellow eyes moving slowly through the forest.
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
i can't find out who came up with the word ""throuple"" and when but they did it to actively harm the polyamorous agenda i'm sure of it
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