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@alice.northsky.social
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itchy transsexual

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alice @alice.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
computer, block everyone that thinks it’s weird to like barely legal teen porn on my work account
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
so did aaron just block all the trannies or
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 29/09/2026
it’s really underappreciated how utterly sane and reasonable canadian courts are, especially when the case involves a question of human rights
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
god i missed skating
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Viktoria, slug-o-cola lover @viktoriaidk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what trans girls think happens whenever they talk about something they like
a pop up saying that ari had a new attribute discovered, which is "annoying"
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
trans girl who measures her time since transition in dog years
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
how come wife far away. who decided that
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/09/2026
you misheard me officer i’m snuggling Drugs across state lines. yes. snuggling. this is my sweetie, their name is Drugs. yes, plural, but i only snuggle this alter, their headmate Unregistered Firearms isn’t very cuddly. i don’t see what’s so confusing about it, sir.
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
every so often i’m just like. what was foals cooking on that first album. and what did they do with the recipe
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
put the slut gnomes you fucking cowards
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lex @lexistenti.al · 18/09/2026
stock image of a fisherman guy in a goofy outfit doing a goofy pose with a fishing rod with a big speech bubble at the bottom
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 18/09/2026
bass :)
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
no offence but like at the federal level i’m basically a single issue voter on strengthening trade and movement with middle powers and distancing ourselves from america. i think they’re doing alright there right now
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Viktoria, slug-o-cola lover @viktoriaidk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
using the word "pontificate" is kinda problematic because it implies the pope being real
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
protip: before you boot a pro-Palestinian act off your tour, you should probably make sure that your OWN BACKING BAND aren't founding members of an organization called "Irish Artists for Palestine"
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
if canada invents a new way to be in the eu and the uk explodes does that mean we stop pretending there’s a king
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
gonna start calling lib transphobes cat food actually
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Mrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 13/09/2026
Why is he so orb
A particularly rotund and spherical pigeon
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
i will never vote for tommy tallarico
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
like no offence but that is what i voted for. first time ever not voting ndp and i do not regret it
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
he's listened to me and my wife. thanks mark i owe you one
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Oh The Urbanity! @ohtheurbanity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“the idea has even come up to allow Canadians to live and work in Europe visa-free” Holy shit. If Carney pulls off even half of this.
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cis people: GENDER AND SEX ARE IMMUTABLE NO MATTER WHAT!!!! HRT IS JUST LYING TO YOURSELF!!!! YOU CAN NEVER EVER CHANGE!!!! The human body: Aw shucks the boss just sent us some new blueprints. Rip everything up and start over, fellas, now we're a broad
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"okay smart guy. how many syllables in 'Toronto'" "Uhm...almost two, officer" "Yer good. Take a walk"
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linselotte 🪸 @vyliadreams.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
i think about this video sometimes
youtube.com
1 Bisexual Ally VS 20 Bisexual Erasers
YouTube video by Jamboree Media
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the things that also pisses me off is that in a vacuum, this technology is value-neutral. It's development in conjunction with the profit motive is what causes the worst aspect of it to manifest. The problem is not the technology itself, but is and has always been Capitalism.
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
the 9/11 long weekend
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
anyways is it good when the prime minister puts out a statement that hard times are ahead when it comes to relations across the border
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
kirkmas eve
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
can’t believe the hogslapper website is gone
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 03/09/2026
Courier: Do you know how many shootouts there have been in the Mojave over the last 10 years? Oliver: Counting or not counting Fiend violence?
"Nvidia's DLSS 5 Realism Is Getting Out Of Hand" captioned over Oliver Swanick from Fallout New Vegas's original face texture side-by-side with one depicting him Kirkified
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
maybe i should switch to injections
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 02/09/2026
they’ve finally figured out that we were being snarky shitheads the entire time
trending thing from bluesky with #1 being “Republicans view Canada as unfriendly”
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love how people from the UK say “condom” like they’re carefully laying two eggs with their mouths.
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 31/08/2026
mutual transvestigation
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
is it good when “war crimes are justified against the pedophile empire” is the centrist position
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
btw my conservative and lib coworkers are 100% on the same page with me here. “war with america is at Least inevitable” is a pretty much unanimous opinion atp
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
alright yeah i’m pro-war with america now
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
we’ve never been this 30-50 toronto suburbs dudes with boats on the great lakes away from ww3. right before labour day weekend
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
$20 canadian monopoly moneys says widespread blackouts during the superbowl
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
okay last post about this today but like one thing that really sticks with me being from the great lakes is like. that place is worth fighting a war for. if you’ve never been there you don’t understand just how important the freshwater and the soil is as we head deeper into climate change
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
okay so how stupid is this gonna get
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/08/2026
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 27/08/2026
no offence but like worth repeating that the only reason canada even exists as one country is we don’t want to be america
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alice @alice.northsky.social · 27/08/2026
what if we burned the whitehouse down again
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