Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026you’re only supposed to do that if you’re dropping a shot of jaegermeister into it 020
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if the kings and merchants of old could do it, why can’t these schmucks? 110
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Never forget the interview with the dev about that and how while it was clowned on people bought that shit like mad 110
Reposted by VorianMurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Couldn’t anything be simple, just for once? 07323
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026technically a teams meeting but yeah. The transcript had most of what I needed to know but there was some weirdness in a few parts that were cleared up by a quick watch. Thankfully I could skip right to those with the transcript. 030
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Pumping my dead game full of dark ether while looking back at my player base with a really sorry look on my face 061
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Durandal looked into that timeline and immediately knew he wanted nothing to do with all that 010
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s the City That Never Sleeps because it’s so fucking humid you’re up all night sweating. 000
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ve been forced to read slop for my work because of one terrible colleague and that whole thread reads like slop. 020
Reposted by VorianThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026“You’ll assume that our gaunt, 118-pound bodies are incapable of athletic achievement, but the reality is we’re going to show up to the first meet having barely practiced and run a 15:42.” — Caleb Woodford theonion.comNation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross CountryAURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants... 1793476
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh my God I’m spreading misinformation, sorry. Seems like they’ve buried that toggle in Settings app but even there I can’t find it 010
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Click through for the toggle should be at the bottom of Headphone Notifications. Might need to scroll down depending on your screen size and notification history. Seems like it’s a submenu with an identical name 210
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Assuming an iPhone: Health App > Hearing > Headphone Notifications 120
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Refreshing to be around drivers who engage in a regular, reasonable amount of road rage at all times, rather than an obscene amount of road rage just often enough to make me afraid to consider crossing the street 000
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Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Can’t believe you have to potty train telescopes now sheesh 010
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Nope! The demo they had at Panic’s office was this way and it’s still delightful. There are a handful of puzzles that might be easier for it but that’s all 111
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I would just like to point out that you could literally stop at any time and watch a lets play on youtube if you simply MUST know what happens next 100
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My friend who loves SMT spends probably half the time talking about how much the game hates you and punishes you for playing it 120
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Taking new players through vault breaker for their first time is such a treat 130
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Reposted by VorianHannako L 💀 Store Prep @thisishannako.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I think this is the last of the pin reveals, and also the biggest one: big boi Rhulk. One of the best raids?;super fun to draw? Many such true statements. #destiny2 67118
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Curious to see how Vault Breaker plays out and will be stumping for it to my pals who have been on the fence about trying the game due to the presence/focus on pvp 030
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Can’t recall which outlet it was that wrote it, but I remembering seeing a bit at launch saying basically: “this rules but is clearly not sustainable in the way capital expects it to be so we’re gonna ride this train until it’s completely off the rails” 120
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I really liked the challenge of starting with next to nothing in what felt like a new zone in narsh. I didn’t like how Rook was effectively disabled for the duration of that time because rooking on those maps was mostly a waste of time (high risk-low reward) compared to the then-inaccessible zones. 000
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Wondering if we’ll ever get the chance to pet the felini when we see them in the wild 😔 2140
Vorian @vorian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The Voice of the Smitten living his best life in V’s head trying to write texts on her behalf. 110
