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he/him professor, applied smoked meat studies.

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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 22/08/2026
Welcome back to the annual humiliation ritual [being a Tottenham fan]
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profbbq @bbq.university · 15/07/2026
PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN II
“PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN” stylized as seen on Telemundo hydration breaks during World Cup broadcasts. It is overlays an image of the 10th Doctor holding a drink.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 15/07/2026
PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
“PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN” stylized as seen on Telemundo hydration breaks during World Cup broadcasts. It overlays an image of a British man cooling himself in a trash bin filled with water, drinking a cocktail in a coup garnished with a citrus slice.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 04/04/2026
Second bunk penalty against Legion in two games. Hard to see this not similarly affecting the result.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 04/04/2026
What an absolutely beautiful ball from Diarbian to set up that goal
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profbbq @bbq.university · 28/03/2026
I should've expected the USMNT to get demolished simply because I tuned in.
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 09/02/2026
stop trying to make caffeine-free lifestyles cool.
a flag, white, with a star above an espresso portafilter. below the portafilter it reads COME AND TAKE IT
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profbbq @bbq.university · 29/11/2025
“Send to phone” for ads is an insane feature. One that only a product owner could love.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 29/11/2025
OH NO. DISASTER. WHAT A BAD IDEA.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 23/02/2025
On one hand, this Atlanta United side is gonna score a million goals this season. On the other hand, they’re going to need a million goals to be in it this season.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 08/12/2024
Watching the spurs play, you could be forgiven by thinking Postecoglou drills the team on shooting themselves in the foot.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 08/12/2024
Conference champions having byes and a wild regular season have created the most absurd outcome possible. Looking forward to this from now on.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/12/2024
Deploying the "a hotdog is a sandwich" taxonomy thought technology to this concept. An affogato is a fluid poured over a solid. This is an affogato.
Close-up of a course from Michelin starred restaurant Bros. It is a white plaster cast of the restaurant's chef's mouth with dark orange citrus foam dribbling from the lips.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/12/2024
Post-vacation mourning period (unregulated shitting) has ended. It's time to move on.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/12/2024
Having the winning bid in an art auction rules. Sorry to all the haters, losers and low bidders. This piece is gonna really pull my living room together.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/12/2024
Hunter Biden has a few hours to do the funniest thing possible.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 18/11/2024
That was a long sleep. Anything interesting happen in the last 9 months?
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profbbq @bbq.university · 17/02/2024
I can’t believe they went with this but I’m so happy they did because: lol. lmao.
Columbus Crew’s new 2024 kit laid on turf. It is primarily yellow with a prominent black zig-zag design across the chest.Charlie Brown
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profbbq @bbq.university · 12/02/2024
░F░R░E░E░ ░F░O░O░T░B░A░L░L░ ░I░N░ ░O░T░
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profbbq @bbq.university · 06/12/2023
Hootin’ & hollerin’ at the news that Slowdive are coming to town
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dadknitting @soop.tube · 25/09/2023
I Pegged Travis Kelce (Taylor's Version)
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profbbq @bbq.university · 17/09/2023
United game is over so there’s nothing left to distract from the Bama game.
Frame from A Clockwork Orange in which Malcolm McDowell is subjected to the Ludovico Technique. He is strapped to chair with eyelids clipped open.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 16/09/2023
Bad game gets the PIP
TV showing Atlanta United vs Inter Miami with Alabama vs USF in picture-in-picture
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profbbq @bbq.university · 11/07/2023
Prozac implies the existence of the Amateur Zachary (lithium).
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
a meme featuring a radioactive warning symbol and black and green text that reads “I just personally don’t agree with radiation poisoning. you held a rock and now you feel bad? grow up.”
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profbbq @bbq.university · 06/07/2023
gm bluesky. have a blue sky.
Sun shines through a blue, partly cloudy sky above downtown Birmingham at golden hour.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 05/07/2023
You see them at the store. How do you open?
A pair of scissors in rigid plastic blister packaging.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/07/2023
Have you ever just like rode a bike around your city or town? I recommend it!
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/07/2023
Life on earth evolved pattern recognition over millions of years so we can make low-effort riffs on the internet. Nature is amazing.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/07/2023
I’ve been saying this!
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profbbq @bbq.university · 03/07/2023
Sometimes I miss the old site. Sure it had its own problems before a rich man with more money than sense shut it down. But for a while there it was a beautiful place filled with stars. I’m of course talking about Jeremy Renner Official.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/07/2023
Logging on for a shift at the observation station (reading your skeets)
Boston Terrier looking out of window attentively.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/07/2023
still encoding time with 32-bit integers? you’re date limited
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/07/2023
𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲 — 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐏𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 [𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝]
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/07/2023
Me reading as many skeets as I want
Middle aged man reclining in over-engineered computer chair with three computer monitors.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 02/07/2023
I get it. Who doesn’t shut down when too many people look at you?
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
praxis is stored in the balls
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profbbq @bbq.university · 01/07/2023
Blue iMessage that reads “Also, I’m going to be filming my new show ‘Seinfeld’ late this month. The team would be stoked to have you along. I’m sure you’re also welcome to play George.”
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profbbq @bbq.university · 30/06/2023
reskeet with a photo where u look vaguely menacing
Lo-fi broadcast photo of man in red tracksuit and white sweatband pointing at camera with serious expression. Caption reads “Nikolai Babushka”.
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profbbq @bbq.university · 30/06/2023
I am eepy (belly full of hot chicken)
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profbbq @bbq.university · 28/06/2023
Comprehending man-made horrors: ez, no problem Comprehending eldritch Grimace horrors: impossible, guaranteed madness
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profbbq @bbq.university · 23/06/2023
This gremlin
Boston Terrier laying on a couch, half covered by blanket with bemused expression
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profbbq @bbq.university · 23/06/2023
If you ever want to feel like a dried out rubber band just work out one (1) time after an extended hiatus
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profbbq @bbq.university · 08/06/2023
setting up my skeetr
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