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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/02/2025
every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Images of Mitch Hedberg telling a joke. It's captioned:

Asked the internet for good Mega Drive ROMs to download. They said Bio-Hazard Battle.

I thought I was pretty clear that I was downloading roms, not buying games. And I've never even heard of Ohazard Battle.
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 06/08/2026
Big fan of this line
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
extinction is forever
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 08/11/2025
the 30 years war? oh you mean the german sengoku jidai
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Luigi Vampa got like fifty pages of backstory for barely any payoff. Dumas forgot; our goat is washed". Vampa showing up again for like five pages right at the end. The coffeehouse reading clubs go wild. The true fans never doubted.
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 15/06/2026
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is there a name for this kind of dude? I'm putting together a team. #tadc #deltarune #gravityfalls
Caine from the Amazing Digital Circus, who is an omnipotent but kinda pathetic dude with deep insecurities.Mr. Tenna from Deltarune, who is a powerful but kinda pathetic dude with deeply held insecurities.Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, who is an omnipotent but kinda pathetic dude with some deeply held insecurities (I think?).
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's a good thing the Bene Gesserit pain box that hurts you without harming you doesn't exist, because my ass would be sticking my hand in there like, constantly.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ivy says the ape escape apes are like the morally pure version of the rabbids
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/06/2026
writer adrian chiles with a speech bubble implying he said the post below
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Rich Wilson @richwilson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm reminded of the Second Life rabbits that all starved to death because the license provider for the food subscription was shut down. www.rockpapershotgun.com/second-life-...
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Many pet rabbits will die in Second Life on Saturday
Virtual rabbits across Second Life [official site] will fall asleep on Saturday then never wake up, now that the their …
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Immersive sim irl
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Kaptajnen @kaptajnen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Universal exec at the brainstorming meeting, taking a hit from the crack pipe: "kpop demon hunters but it's the fuckin'... girl chipmunks from alvin and the chipmunks" PA: "The Chipettes, sir." Exec: "the fuckin' chipettes."
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
WILSON FISK: people of new york. for far too long, Super Mario Sunshine has been unfairly maligned by the gaming press, and by gamers. that is WHY i am making august 26, the day of its US launch, a city holiday. Super Mario Sunshine DAY CROWD: [cheers] MATT MURDOCK: [rage ripples across his face]
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 26/03/2026
full version, the vocal samples from the original were getting too big for the SNES memory restrictions so i had to improvise lol
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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🌿Yinky Baginky🌿 @yinkybaginky.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
peaceful video game buddha: i need not know what they were thinking
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
UNOWN COOL S
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/02/2026
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 18/01/2026
Every techie and cyberpunk aficionado has failed if they've excluded furries. It's testament to the lack of imagination these "visionaries" truly have, creating a virtual world where your boring toon self goes to meetings instead of being a 50 foot big-tiddie dragon-woman who steps on cars.
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
math is probably my favorite metroidvania
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I hope the Steam Machine proves a success just for sheer vindication of GameCube’s form factor. We already had it so right.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
My turn to play this game.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
i admire that final fantasy x's first hour is more or less a what if scenario of "what would happen if we isekaid lebron"
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postmodern steak @steakbentley.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
#deltarune
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
game conferences
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Oh yeah we had a new Vectormen come out yesterday! So good at promoting this show I pour hours of my free time into each month 🤦‍♂️ uhhhhhhhhh please enjoy open.spotify.com/episode/6y7f...
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As Tears Glisten The Robot’s Shell - VECTORMEN - Episode #64
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Space Junk Incorporated @realspacejunk.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
New Vectormen! 🎉 We talk about Armored Core, Shovel Knight, 13 Sentinels, and I think a little DMC4 snuck in there 👀 Mostly Armored Core though, which is excellent
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Borderline Gooner Slop - VECTORMEN - Episode #63
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
"You can't get evil out of linen" - Vectormen #49
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Per my future self: here are those Armored Core shots you mentioned on Vectormen lol
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Hey! A new Vectormen's out today! It's nice to schedule things three weeks in advance and just have them show up like a little treat 😂 Episode #62: - Yakuza 2 and dilemmas of an asexual Kazuma Kiryu - Soul Reaver and how to get away with bad gameplay Listen here 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/1TGp...
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Pseudoromantic - VECTORMEN - Episode #62
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Josh Broadwell @fionnthebrave.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
On this MAR10 day, I'd like to speak an important truth: Super Mario Sunshine is very good and you're all simply wrong
Mario with the FLUDD jetpack on his back standing in front of a large building on Isle Delfino in Super Mario Sunshine
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
There's a new VECTORMEN episode out by the way! Talking about my favorite games of last year + Celeste :) And if you can't bear the, on reflection, overeager editing job, then look forward to Monday 24th because I did better on the next episode 😂
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Kudos to You, Sicko - VECTORMEN - Episode #61
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Man, I suddenly really want to watch Frasier.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
my understanding of kingdom heart (i have never played it)
dora from kingdom hearts says “wow i love being a gay ass anime b- wait is that donald fucking duck”

donald duck says “UNINTELLIGEBLE” and nukes a small town

sora says “i have no idea what's going on*”

a footnote elaborates:
*you as the player also do not know what is going on
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I am convinved that an interaction like this is happening literally every day in the White House between Trump and Musk.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Just watched "The Substance". That movie is an affront to life itself. The first two hours felt like I was being personally punished for somebody else's folly. The remaining twenty minutes were a soothing balm after the lashings were finished. Exceptional movie. Watch it with your parents.
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Paul🌱 @cptncamel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Incredible things happening over on the Balatro shitpost subreddit
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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