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[VM]Lawrence

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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SUNSHINE STANS STAY WINNING!!!
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andre the Giant holding a beer energy.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a glimpse of the future Lawrence, once he's gotten round to playing exactly three seconds of any Ace Combat game. The sight of him may frighten you, but rest assured, it cannot be prevented. He is where he was always meant to be.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't have time to read subtitles! I'm trying to BECOME ONE WITH THE MACHINE. ITS CHASSIS IS MY SKELETON. ITS FUEL IS MY FOOD. WHEN ITS AMMO IS EMPTY I FEEL EMPTY. THE DRUGS ARE NO LONGER NECESSARY. I FEEL ONLY BLISS.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They finally did it. Nintendo hired that man.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[Nintendo Direct narrator voice] "《Qliphah in Providence's Shadow》rocks! I'm already ten hours in. I'm really immersed in the 《Cutting-Edge Visuals》and 《Searing Soundtracks & Themes!》"
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
breaking: hackers have leaked gameplay footage of the new fisher price baby fun light up toy car with musical wheels. the ip owner has vowed to have the leaker eliminated "by any means necessary".
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/02/2025
every UK video game in the 80s and 90s was made by a guy named like "lord wensleydale" or two guys named "the chippy twins" and was about an egg with no special abilities going on an adventure and dying immediately. it was ported to the super nintendo where everyone hated it
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of Monster's greatest feats is being able to consistently introduce new protagonists that I am so ready to not give a fuck about, and within three episodes I am their strongest soldier.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A "Berserk video game that's a Soulslike"? Isn't that *every* Souls game?
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Images of Mitch Hedberg telling a joke. It's captioned:

Asked the internet for good Mega Drive ROMs to download. They said Bio-Hazard Battle.

I thought I was pretty clear that I was downloading roms, not buying games. And I've never even heard of Ohazard Battle.
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 06/08/2026
Big fan of this line
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coma @doomedsarcoma.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
extinction is forever
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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The trailer crew carefully picking out the available shots of Case they have from the 0.001% of the story where he's clean, shaven, and had a full nights sleep.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 08/11/2025
the 30 years war? oh you mean the german sengoku jidai
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Luigi Vampa got like fifty pages of backstory for barely any payoff. Dumas forgot; our goat is washed". Vampa showing up again for like five pages right at the end. The coffeehouse reading clubs go wild. The true fans never doubted.
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 15/06/2026
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is there a name for this kind of dude? I'm putting together a team. #tadc #deltarune #gravityfalls
Caine from the Amazing Digital Circus, who is an omnipotent but kinda pathetic dude with deep insecurities.Mr. Tenna from Deltarune, who is a powerful but kinda pathetic dude with deeply held insecurities.Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, who is an omnipotent but kinda pathetic dude with some deeply held insecurities (I think?).
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's a good thing the Bene Gesserit pain box that hurts you without harming you doesn't exist, because my ass would be sticking my hand in there like, constantly.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ivy says the ape escape apes are like the morally pure version of the rabbids
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/06/2026
writer adrian chiles with a speech bubble implying he said the post below
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Rich Wilson @richwilson.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm reminded of the Second Life rabbits that all starved to death because the license provider for the food subscription was shut down. www.rockpapershotgun.com/second-life-...
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Many pet rabbits will die in Second Life on Saturday
Virtual rabbits across Second Life [official site] will fall asleep on Saturday then never wake up, now that the their …
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Immersive sim irl
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Kaptajnen @kaptajnen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The top of Hohensalzberg Fortress?
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Universal exec at the brainstorming meeting, taking a hit from the crack pipe: "kpop demon hunters but it's the fuckin'... girl chipmunks from alvin and the chipmunks" PA: "The Chipettes, sir." Exec: "the fuckin' chipettes."
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
WILSON FISK: people of new york. for far too long, Super Mario Sunshine has been unfairly maligned by the gaming press, and by gamers. that is WHY i am making august 26, the day of its US launch, a city holiday. Super Mario Sunshine DAY CROWD: [cheers] MATT MURDOCK: [rage ripples across his face]
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 26/03/2026
full version, the vocal samples from the original were getting too big for the SNES memory restrictions so i had to improvise lol
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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🌿Yinky Baginky🌿 @yinkybaginky.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
peaceful video game buddha: i need not know what they were thinking
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
UNOWN COOL S
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 14/02/2026
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 18/01/2026
Every techie and cyberpunk aficionado has failed if they've excluded furries. It's testament to the lack of imagination these "visionaries" truly have, creating a virtual world where your boring toon self goes to meetings instead of being a 50 foot big-tiddie dragon-woman who steps on cars.
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
And they'll be $90 each.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
One last clue: This was my October spooky game for this year. On this I will say nothing more except to confirm a right answer! Will reveal when the episode is recorded!
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Whispers in your ear like the devil on your shoulder: "just play as maria, it'd be so much easier. c'mon. you know you want to"
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
And you fucking convinced him, too. The most validating thing imaginable. Lesser men dream of days like this; what a high!
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Man spend years trying to achieve cultural penetration and the phrase that catches on is about gloating over a commercial bomb.
Man grapples under the weight of having incrementally made the world a crueler place.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"Shadow flop" is a good one. Rolls off the tongue well; has a visciousness to it.
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Two commenters is a 200% uptake! Yes! Yes! Cultural immortality is soon to follow!
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[VM]Lawrence @vm-lawrence.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
No sir! I will tell you this: It is the sibling of a game you have played and discussed on the podcast.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
math is probably my favorite metroidvania
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Lee Brady @leebrady.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I hope the Steam Machine proves a success just for sheer vindication of GameCube’s form factor. We already had it so right.
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