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bsidescharm.bsky.social @bsidescharm.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Yep, the clock is ticking ... time is running out for #BSidesCharm 2026 sponsor and Hiring Village opportunities! www.bsidescharm.org/sponsors/ & www.bsidescharm.org/hiringvillage/
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy Drug the Pets to Oblivion day to all who celebrate
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carrender.bsky.social @carrender.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
There are brighter days ahead. Happy solstice
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Me: Nah I don't really read horror. I feel like real life is horrific enough, ya know? Also me: What's that? You need ideas for details for your DnD campaign? Have you considered body horror? Gore? Maybe a little existential horror, as a treat???
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
In a baffling turn of events, I have somehow become a person who strongly prefers customer service via the phone vs any other form of CS interaction.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 22/10/2025
LEGAL RELEASE FORM: You agree to let us film you ME: Seems OK FORM: We own your face forever ME: Ummm FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet ME: FORM: in other galaxies ME: OK hold on FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
You see, I'm not "staying up disastrously late because I fell down a Wikipedia rabbit hole", I am Doing My Part to resist the robot apocalypse 😤
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Jonathan C Slaght @jonathanslaght.com · 03/10/2025
super cool study found human artifacts in Bearded vulture nests, incl. "weaponry like a crossbow bolt and wooden lance, decorated sheep leather, and parts of a slingshot....a shoe made from twigs and grass is ~675-years-old." link to paper: doi.org/10.1002/ecy..... www.popsci.com/environment/... 🧪🌍🦉
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Multi-generational vulture nests hold 700 years of human artifacts
Crossbow bolts, sandals, slingshots, and more.
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Warwick History Post-Doc Club @post-doc-club.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Great news! JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month www.jstor.org/action/showL...
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Once again, I'm out on a walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I'm on the lookout for crows, omens, and a missing cat named Moo. I've brought my trusty bag of unsalted peanuts and my hand-embroidered cap. My lower back is in pain, which is also an important part of being an unofficial town sorcerer.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 09/09/2025
Bookmarks. Huge timesaver. No more printing out our favorite Bluesky posts and taping them to the walls like some kind lower-tier Batman villain that gets defeated in the opening pages but kicks off a larger more important and emotionally satisfying story.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 02/09/2025
LET SHE WHO HAS NEVER NUKED TOSTITOS QUESO AND EATEN IT STRAIGHT FROM THE JARVWITH CHEAP ASS TORTILLA CHIPS DURING A DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL CAST THE FIRST STONE
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 30/08/2025
Honorary library cards are 1000x better than honorary doctorates. What can you even do with an honorary doctorate? Not like you can go do a heart bypass surgery. A library card still gets you books, honorary or no.
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The root cause of disease is embodiment. Hope this helps
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Pies are actually giant dumplings. I will not be taking questions
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 19/08/2025
All this talk about how infodumping is a neurodivergent trait—listen, we grew up reading SFF in the Nineties, OF COURSE we infodump. Y’all are lucky we’re not a full on italicized prologue.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 19/08/2025
Grim Reaper [ 2 ] Part 5 or 5.
Death hangs out with a cup of a tea at a kotatsu table with the Hound Knight and their crow companion. The caption reads (in Latin and then English) Quiesce ut vivas - Rest is not a reward. It is life.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 29/07/2025
we’ve all worked on this codebase
Headline: A star may have survived partial black hole
spaghettification
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Alison Atkin @alisonatkin.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
increasingly want to see an exhibition that is just "lil' guys from history"
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/07/2025
One like, one opinion about dogs. (Will stop if I run out of good opinions.)
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If I were a moth I would simply conquer the flame, possess and consume it, take it into my soul and live forever
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I encourage you both to enjoy this lively discussion, but not in my mentions, since I am not a participant in it.
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MagicBear @magicbear.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
yes hello
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Breakfast at a coffee shop. As I eat, a dog is making unceasing eye contact with my food. Incredible communication skills, recommended for promotion and also increased snack benefits
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/07/2025
I think we should probably be pushing for state and local level legislation that actively bans “posting vital information only on Facebook or Twitter, where a lot of people without accounts will never see it.”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I cannot emphasize enough how true & real this is. In almost anywhere on the political spectrum you ID with or major issue, there’s probably a bot/troll operation to encourage your rage and vitriol. And how/where that rage gets directed, esp understandable rage, is what they are out to influence.
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Scott @smadin.net · 22/06/2025
[2025 internet] Me: [chanting] webrings, webrings- Other nerds: webrings, WEBRINGS Everyone: [pounding their keyboards] WEBRINGS, WEBRINGS, WEBRINGS!
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 21/06/2025
Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 19/06/2025
There's a baby racoon on my balcony???? He's hiding / taking a nap behind the storage unit???
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 18/06/2025
Right so I just want to say again that @alt18f.bsky.social actually is real. Those of us who've worked with them can easily tell you that. They had to add "alt" to their handle to comply with bluesky rules. So folks should be discerning - but it's not true that all these alt accounts are grifters.
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Kendra Albert @kendraserra.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
We made it to Friday! I'm going to share three tips on using Signal from someone who has been using it for both work and personal communications for...a long time.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 05/06/2025
At some point, if you're defining yourself almost entirely in opposition to your hated online antagonists, you're letting them shape and determine your reality.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/06/2025
Hey, I'm going to say something general about publishing and bankruptcy. I'm not a bankruptcy expert; I'm just someone who has seen bankruptcy cases and knows how counterintuitive they can be. I do not know anything about UK bankruptcy law.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 31/05/2025
Been awhile since I did this talk, but I saw some particularly egregious examples today, so it’s time for… *drumroll please* DON’T TRUST THE PLANT TAG 2025
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Plant ownership is a cycle between guilty shame (where plants die of neglect because you have so many you forget about some) and hubris (all my plants are THRIVING, I am a green thumbed dirty, time to BUY MORE PLANTS) and under no circumstances do I want off this rollercoaster
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DistrictCon @districtcon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
We're thrilled to announce we're coming back for DistrictCon Year 1! 🗓️ Jan 24-25, 2026 📍Capitol Hilton Early bird tickets will be sold in September, and GA tickets in November! Call for Talks, Policy roundtables, and Bugs coming soon 😎 www.districtcon.org
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Blair Braverman @blairbraverman.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A little clip from a recent keynote I gave, featuring Refried 🎶
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Frank Hecker @frankhecker.com · 23/04/2025
My thoughts on Bluesky verification as someone who was deeply involved in an analogous scheme (selecting trusted root CAs for browsers) at Mozilla many years ago. The analogy is not exact: not trusting a verifier just means no checkmark, while not trusting a root CA means nasty security warnings 1/
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Your periodic reminder that one way to think about privilege is: who's allowed to make mistakes?
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Victoria @vkauff.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Have the penguins won yet?
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hello, friends! A chickadee among white blossoms for today's #AColorADaypril theme of white. Chickadees are such cheerful little birds. Hope this one brightens your day!
Art piece of a digital drawing of a chickadee, a tiny songbird with white chest, gray wings and black around neck and top of head. It is perched on some gray branches which are cascading down and covered in small white blooms with yellow centers. The background is bright blue sky.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at McMaster University have discovered a NEW peptide antibiotic that targets a broad range of disease-causing bacteria INCLUDING those RESISTANT to existing antibiotics. This discovery marks the first potential new class of antibiotics in NEARLY 30 YEARS. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Kendra Albert @kendraserra.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Just play Spiritfarer if you feel that strongly that you need to experience software that will make you cry.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 27/03/2025
If Troy Hunt can fall for phishing, you can too
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 27/03/2025
Raise your hand if the number of group chats you're in with something along the lines of "War plans group" as the title is now more than 2 for some reason
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