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josie

@vjsksksksk.bsky.social
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don't sell girl scout cookies at truck stops, don’t call your daughters dogmatic

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jen @jenthepunk.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
the first amendment is only if you agree with you
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
static.klipy.com
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Alt: Zohran Mamdani Wah
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
if Marylanders vote YES on Question 3, you don't ever have to hear from this bozo again (also, could they have worded the question on the ballot and worse than they did?)
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
making my husband look at vintage stamps during the monday night football
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 12/10/2026
alright fine, by popular demand, these are now for sale in my shop. $5 gets you 4 of these 3" gloss stickers mailed anywhere in the us. grab your pack now:
dinfontay.bigcartel.com
No Claudes No Masters sticker pack
4 stickers to clarify which side you're on in the Slop Wars. Price includes postage in the US.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anybody who does this deserves the outcome
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if RFK takes away glacier freeze blue…
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pomegranate, apple, mango perhaps a white grape… orange but only if fresh squeezed
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balrog wild wings @yngmelkor.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you're telling me Baby Albert Einstein himself created this musical aquarium???
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
remembering when I could go on Etsy and actually purchase things made by independent creators and it wasn’t flooded with drop ship AI slop
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
badabsco patapasco
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man ended USAID, condemning millions to death
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Dr. Steve @steveintransit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Is that the Real Oriole or just somebody dressed like them" is a real thought I had after 2 drafts on a Friday evening
Baltimore orioles mascot
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
baby’s screen time is limited to bravo and divinity original sin 2 and I think that is good for her development actually
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
quite remarkable that I am experiencing an FMLA violation just 1.5 weeks into protected leave
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
delaying combat to organize my hotbar
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate the phrase “just enougher, why isn’t it “perfectly calibrated”
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a nursing cover doubles as a wearable bib when you dine out in a white tee shirt
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wind in our hair, ruffles on our butt, emi-thing is possible
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pediatrician said my nails are “too nice for having a newborn at home” and instead of reading into that I’m going to take the compliment
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the biggest selling points for llms is that they let you produce a result without really knowing what you're asking for. It reminds me a lot of big "data democratization" movements where places wanted to let everyone do analysis. If you don't know what you're doing, the result still sucks.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
i need gmail to stop automatically marking all of my conversations as important none of my conversations are important
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
finally scheduled my son’s gastropexy so I don’t have to live in fear of him flipping his stomach and dying from his own exuberance
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
really, all of life is turn based combat
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at the zoo telling my newborn child that some animals went extinct because they used AI and atrophied their brains
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at the zoo telling my newborn child that one kudu is lesser because it didn’t do its homework
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay but is zebra print back for real because…
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know I’m supposed to sleep when the baby sleeps but what if I stay up and look at pictures of her instead
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A Macabre Mullist in Texas @mullist.com · 29/09/2026
Are you seriously suggesting you could survive an entire day without Ploob? No Fizty? Zero interactions with Glud?
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being postpartum during the Lindsay Clancy trial and now this Cornell story feels like the Olympics of staving off PPD/A
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s giving
the visual assault that is the NJ turnpike logo
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I miss my local flower subscription 😔 it was the best part of late summer/early fall
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
teaching my daughter that her pajamas are her “jimothées”
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what do you mean my teensy tiny baby doesn’t fit in her newborn clothes anymore
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is he singing the baby sleep or me? trick question
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
primate models for human behavior coursework has been surprisingly reassuring during fourth trimester as a first time mom
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
barrel jeans are extremely rickets core and once you see it, you can’t unsee it
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
la roche posay? I think you mean
law roach pussy(cat dolls)
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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
other types of accounts that were NOT normal: oregon-coast-centric wildharvesting children's books recommendations food preservation generally beekeepers/poultry botherers accounts that WERE normal: experimental archaeology and historic foodway handweaving / floor looms heritage apple orchardists
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Papai do Anthony Gabriel 👶🏼 @laranjadinho.deichator.ar · 07/09/2026
guys hear me out: elizabeth holmes
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josie @vjsksksksk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the venn diagram
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Earn @nregib.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
New Elizabeth Holmes just dropped
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elizabeth Holmes and that little blood capsule she loved so much
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The USPS whistleblower is a hero among heroes. Your initiative and courage are appreciated beyond words.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think a lot about how many states keep loosening oversight of homeschooling while other people get this kind of punishment for their kids just being outside
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