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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Randomly pull up a billboard chart from a year before you were like 5 and see how many of those songs you have never even heard of
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are a lot of people who just can't take ownership of their choices to the point that they deny that they've even made a choice
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hanging By a Moment as done by Type o negative
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like the narrative cart is way too far before the reality horse
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If jd Vance is the first president in over 100 years with a beard I will be so mad
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youre not gonna lose your job to magic beans, you'll lose your job to someone who traded their cow for magic beans
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the type of AI disaster scenario that I ACTUALLY worry about. (1) AI industry oversells the capabilities of its products to score fat government contracts. (2) govt puts the AI in charge of critical shit. (3) AI fucks up, because it has a nonzero error rate. (4) shit, now we’re at war.
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit what a last night of vacation
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had an Iranian tour guide last night and at dinner I tried to explain that the reason he isn't allowed into the US is just because the people in charge are incredibly petty and stupid.
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They were in on it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is what raising a child is all about
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I also don't like chess but in a normal way
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The timeline is not painting the most glowing picture of this week in college football
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The idea that AI would generate revenue was based mostly on a thesis that SLOW LAZY EMPLOYEES were the bottleneck to productivity. Turns out a lot of companies just don't have the revenue potential they've been promising their shareholders.
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dino Jr doing Just like Heaven is an actual recorded cover but hits every time Most pleasantly surprising: Big Business doing Ghost Rider by Suicide
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Save me from myself
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 04/09/2026
oh no
a screenshot of a webpage that reads

The 38 worst bluesky posters
Vote for anyone with a Bluesky account, up to 10 votes. The 38 with the most votes will have their accounts deleted. Votes are public and will be personally read aloud to the recipients by their mother.
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Train is waiting in the tunnel because of a sick passenger in the station, and we're entering the "I need to jump on this call" zone
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is extremely on brand for my home town to be the lightest of light blue here
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I... think I went to grad school with this guy?
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
jesus of nazareth and the terrible horrible no good very bad day
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's still funny to me how mad people got about the Seinfeld finale reminding them that it's not ok for someone to be an asshole just because they're your friend.
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Netflix's The Gray Man (2022) is being hailed by critics for its realistic portrayal of Harvard graduates
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know American democracy is bullshit because we always have dozens of people vying for these jobs. If it really worked, people would be getting press ganged into it like the commissioner of a softball league
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Driving to a random store in the middle of errands and insisting my partner wanted to go there.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dlvr.it
Cameron Brink calls Enes Kanter Freedom ‘stupid piece of sh*t,’ condemns ‘clickbait’
On Monday night, Los Angeles Sparks forward Cameron Brink swatted five blocks in a loss to the Atlanta Dream. Her most impressive block of the night came before the game even started. Brink, the 2024 No. 2 overall pick, spoke exclusively with Jarrod Castillo of Mirror US about the disingenuous media cloud hovering over the…
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Communism was a red herring
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Laurie! Live! @laurie-merrell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you know what, maybe the cicadas are right. endless screaming is the way forward
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two things really strike me about all the Dolly stories: She did all that and was still quite rich By modern standards she is not even that rich
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A man says "I see you started wearing a chef's hat." The man in the toque blanche says "yeah, I'm working on a new bit called 'The Chef.' The first man asks "what's the chef's whole deal?" The Chef answers "mainly, he's confident in a way I'm not. The Chef points to two guys passing by and says "hey! you guys feel good about yourselves." The two guys say "yes, chef." One of the guys says "man, I love the Chef." The other one says "yeah, he's always cookin'."
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A cat wedged in an unflavored seltzered box
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How does karafun not have Stinkfist
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gonna do Bush shortly
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nobody showed early to karaoke so I'm gonna do 8 songs in an hour
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today's discourse makes me even more certain that AI hits Americans at their weakest point: ability to do basic cost/benefit analysis.
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Blues for the Red Sun by Kyuss
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No reaping without sowing
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is the answer to so many of the "why don't zoomers do X anymore" questions
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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sophie Cunningham's -28 in today's game is the worst single-game +/- in a win in WNBA history. #WNBA
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They put Jimothy in Roku City
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It makes some sense as a hail mary. "We need people to buy this expensive product but we can't really point to any specific use or success; let's just try to make it intimidating"
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Sami Schalk @drsamischalk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This game is sub-friendly level
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Giant Boy Detective @captfamous.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@extremelywet.bsky.social found out
Red ash tray with The Clipper written on it
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