CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve never heard of Joyce Carol Oates before so who knows if this is on brand for her, but holy goddamn fuck WHAT. How exactly does anyone have so little respect for the literary arts 110
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One thing I can’t help noticing in all this is that the computer has no context of why you’re asking it about how/when to go shoot people. It can’t tell the difference between an actual potential mass murderer and a murder-mystery writer trying to plot out a scene. 100
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m not about to watch the Elizabeth Holmes documentary because I don’t think it takes that long to explain that a bunch of old rich guys got scammed by a pretty face with no morals. Like come on, that’s the whole story and we all know it. 100
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think we all know that @theonion.com is the only legitimate news source still left in the world theonion.com/trans-teen-h...theonion.comTrans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At SwimmingSTOCKTON, CA—Cackling as the steps of the dastardly plan crystallized in her mind, local trans teen Brie Chandler told reporters Tuesday that she had hatched a nefarious plot to undergo years of medic... 093
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You do not know rage unless you’ve witnessed a caffeine addict swearing at a broken coffee machine at fucking 8am 031
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In spite of everything I am going to go write classic sword-n-sorcery fantasy that absolutely no one will care about other than me and whoever among my friends I can pressure into reading it I was looking over my old files and realized I’ve been writing this damn story since 2007 AT LEAST 230
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m sure all trans people can relate but I occasionally have a burst of “am I really trans” thoughts, followed by a massive chunk of high-speed processing of complicated gender feelings that eventually boil down to “yes you are, you fucking moron” 050
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026 If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, says "AI sovereignty" without immediately discussing how to train Canadian ChatGPT then I will assume they are talking completely out their ass and don't actually understand what those words mean. 010
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Telus are being misleading every damn time they say their AI compute in Rimouski is sold out, because I believe it's clear they gave the compute away and then pretended it was sold. If they would JUST reply to my emails asking them about this horseshit AARGH techenemy.com/a/3mv276do2f...techenemy.comThe Unreality of AI Compute DemandWe are side-eyeing Telus quite a lot, as represented by "The Temptation of St. Anthony" by Joos van Craesbeeck 001
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026For what is an OOT game without the pointy boob fairies 010
Reposted by CJ RyanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger. 19073551295
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is your regular reminder that we should bring back hat-wearing as a public requirement for good taste 110
Reposted by CJ RyanStephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”. 282115192169
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wrote about the fact that there is probably minimal demand for sovereign AI compute in Canada techenemy.com/a/3mu4cx33ct...techenemy.comNobody Asked For ThisThere is minimal AI compute demand in Canada, as represented by "The Refusal" by Edward Benjamin Herberte 010
Reposted by CJ RyanThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his housethebeaverton.comReport: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his houseLOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m... 10089271889
Reposted by CJ RyanTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 51173686425
Reposted by CJ RyanHoward Beale Lives @groundedrealist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026She had steadfast belief systems, values and self-confidence that elevated her to be above criticism 0757
Reposted by CJ RyanRicardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan 181204593053
Reposted by CJ RyanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What the fuck is going on??? www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...hollywoodreporter.comTim Curry, Outlandish Star of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80The three-time Tony nominee terrified audiences in Stephen King's 'It' and was a prolific voice actor as well. 4647675858
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We are witnessing the world’s most expensive dickwaving contest 010
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The fall of the Berlin Wall on TV, which was pretty cool as a kid tbh 010
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Someone’s gotta start asking the billionaires whether it’s better to be afraid for your life because you’re an utter bastard who hoards money and people hate your guts, or to never be afraid at all because you’re loved like Dolly Parton was loved. 110
Reposted by CJ Ryannicole froio @nicolefroio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Both the movie and the song entitled "9 to 5" are essential pieces of pop culture because they achieve the (not so easy task) of depicting the oppressions of class and gender through very digestible popular art. 349782
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This will always be Dolly for me. “Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup of ambition And yawn and stretch and try to come to life” youtu.be/UbxUSsFXYo4youtu.beDolly Parton - 9 To 5 (Official Video)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 240
Reposted by CJ RyanCarole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My heart is breaking. In addition to her musical talents, she was an exemplary human being. R I P Dolly Parton www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/a...nytimes.comDolly Parton, Country Music Superstar Whose Songs Spoke to Millions, Dies at 80Known for her outsize persona, appearance and talent, she rose from rural poverty to become a top-selling singer, songwriter and entrepreneur. 270147402113
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026OMG she’s gone 😭 No words. One of the greatest humans to ever walk this earth, and there can be no more honest sign of that than the sheer number of people that mourn her. Beannachtaí na déithe ort, a Dolly. We love you and we will miss you so much. #ripdollyparton 010
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026In other news, this bitch continues to be dead to me and she can fuck off into the sun forever. 010
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I swear to all the gods I am going to LOSE IT with anyone who talks about AI today. I am on record as saying that calling a shitty conversation simulator aka an LLM “artificial intelligence” is wrong on its face, but let’s just use the term colloquially I guess. 241
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026*deep breath* THIS. IS NOT. AI. THIS IS MACHINE LEARNING WHICH WE HAVE HAD FOR DECADES AND WHICH IS GOOD AND USEFUL MY GODS CAN YOU PEOPLE LEARN THE DIFFERENCE 020
Reposted by CJ RyanChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you. 10464141088
Reposted by CJ RyanAndrea Mack @wisdomcheck.ca · 22/08/2026Last holiday season was tough for our small biz with the tariff uncertainty. Now going into this year’s season, we can’t rely on any US sales. Please continue to shop small and Canadian! 🍁 0137
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026One of the more interesting things about Canada is the way that the low-grade inter-provincial bickering immediately ends and we come together like fucking Voltron the minute anyone mentions “51st state” 020
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I am once again begging you bastards to differentiate between machine learning systems that do useful work and LLM chatbots that make people commit suicide, and STOP CALLING THEM ALL AI 030
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026WHY IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN HELL ARE YOU SHARING THE NIGHTMARE BURRITO IMAGE 020
Reposted by CJ RyanNik @tequilayuen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026In light of the recent GTA 6 leak (leek) drama, it's time to take a moment and remember this GTA related internet triple homicide from the days of yore @wapplehouse.bsky.social 332123356
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I recently had to listen to my mother tell me that she doesn’t want trans women in the changing rooms because she didn’t want to see a penis. I had to explain to her that she has definitely been in one with a trans woman and NOT REALIZED because trans women look like every other woman there 220
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sound off; what long books were YOU reading as a kid. Personally I’d read everything David Eddings had written by age 12. Best intro ever into big fantasy series. 110
Reposted by CJ RyanDenis (He/Him) @quaidrayn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I got my house Pride right here. #FuckTimHortons #NoTerfs #TransLivesAreHumanLives Everything about this cross marketing steaming pile of turd makes me want to vomit. They're doing this during Canadian Pride month. 0289
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Every day I come onto this hellsite and learn something absolutely bonkers against my will 010
Reposted by CJ RyanNo AI Vancouver @noaivancouver.bsky.social · 19/08/2026🌺 Beach time! And we're hosting a potluck! We wanna have some fun and get some memories on the old camera! 🌺 We'll be bringing some snacks and drinks! Please brings some snacks to share! Bring some drinks, food, snacks, whatever you can! 🍎 🍊 **WEATHER DEPENDANT! CONFIRMATION ON THURSDAY** 1106
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026This is your regular fucking reminder that trans and gender divergent people are less than 1% of the population and any political party that WILL NOT SHUT UP about “gender ideology” is suspect as all hell 010
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I literally wrote about this exact issue in July when talking about the Canadian government's attempt to regulate social media. techenemy.com/a/3mpopzcidy...techenemy.comLet's Regulate Social MediaCan we stop the world from doom-scrolling, as represented by "The Scream" by Edvard Munch 110
Reposted by CJ RyanYaroslav Barsukov #NoToWar #НетВойне @barsukov.com · 17/08/2026AI RANT Following the cancellation of three major debut book deals over AI suspicions, I decided to put my own (needless to say, 100% human-written) prose to the test. My detector of choice was Originality AI, and the results proved to be jarring, to say the least. 🧵1/5 3924841148
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026*heavy web dev sigh* This. Is Not. News. This is every goddamn algorithmic feed-driven social media platform for the last decade, if not longer. Now I feel old >< 120
CJ Ryan @vitreouslight.bsky.social · 16/08/2026No one will ever be able to convince me that Hideo Kojima isn’t chaotic neutral. 000