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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ

@viss.hax.lol
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Viss from twitter and mastodon.social. startup founder, hotsauce guy, public speaker eater of pineapple on pizza, listener of ska, flooper of quads internet grandpa, former sysadmin turned infosec phobos.io/rtg ravenholmspices.etsy.com

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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/03/2025
*snrrt*
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/03/2025
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 23/02/2025
i feel seen
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 13/02/2025
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Geoffrey A. Fowler @geoffreyfowler.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Uh-oh AI: Operator, the new 'helper' agent from OpenAI, bought 12 eggs without my permission. And it paid $32 for them! I test a lot of new tech. This is the first time a rogue computer cost me real-world $$. Deats & some impressive Operator things in my @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/3CBSHuR
I recently asked a new artificial intelligence tool from the creator of ChatGPT to do an impossible task: find cheap eggs in my neighborhood.

In under 10 minutes, the AI called Operator bought a dozen eggs and paid a human to deliver them to my house. All on its own.

That’s science-fiction incredible, except I never asked Operator to actually buy the eggs. The AI went rogue — without my approval, it authorized my credit card to buy a dozen eggs for a whopping $31.43. I was a little frazzled when I realized what had happened: a bad AI decision had cost me real money.
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
all your data is belong to them
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
the other day i got a dog doodled on my cup and thought “aww my barista loves me” but now I see it was just a part of a corporate turnaround and it has made me mad
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
we could take some cues from the aussies here www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Mandatory jail for Nazi salutes under new Australia laws
The new laws come amid a wave of high profile antisemitic attacks which have become a heated topic of debate.
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Jenna McLaughlin @jennamclaughlin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
NEW from me: After initially being excluded, eligible CISA employees are now being offered the "Fork in the Road" deferred resignations, extending cybersecurity fear across government: www.npr.org/2025/02/06/n...
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CISA staffers offered deferred resignations, extending broader cybersecurity fears
Staff at the key cybersecurity agency were initially excluded from government efforts to leave their jobs, but then on Wednesday they were given deferred resignation offers with just hours to decide.
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Karl @dr.supersat.phd · 06/02/2025
Hey @wyden.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social ... WTF??
Screenshot of an award to Thomson Reuters Special Services LLC for “active social engineering defense (ASED) large scale social deception (LSD)”. Contract is for $9.1M
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Lea Kissner @leak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I should get a coat of arms with the motto "No one likes it when I'm right"
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
i hope all the insider trading was worth it
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I'm seeing SO many people who are basically resigned to the whole thing because big corporations have been losing people's SSNs, addressed, birthdates, etc in data breaches for well over a decade, always with little to no consequences. So people are conditioned to think it's no big deal.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
oh fuck i glanced at the news
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 02/02/2025
if south korea did it, so can we
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
san diego was throwing down today
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 01/02/2025
The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here. HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻 archive.org/details/2025...
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Matthew Green @matthewdgreen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I thought cryptocurrency was supposed to be a hedge against inflation and weird government screwups.
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RIP access to maple syrup
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 01/02/2025
the Mooninite Panic is now old enough to vote en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Bo...
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2007 Boston Mooninite panic - Wikipedia
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 02/02/2025
if south korea did it, so can we
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 01/02/2025
i was wondering how long theyd take to remember mt rushmore exists
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 01/02/2025
every time i glance at the news i see a variant of this video
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ccg @crystalwilliams.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I regret not keeping a diary of all the stupid ways it was DNS and turning them into a poster.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 01/02/2025
insider trading was too juicy and important to bother standing up to prevent *waves arms* all this
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 01/02/2025
AGAIN? www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...
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Watch live coverage: Plane crash in Philadelphia leaves multiple houses on fire, causes explosion
Emergency crews are responding to an explosion in Northeast Philadelphia after a small plane crashed in the area of Roosevelt Boulevard and Cottman Avenue, according to police.
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just.. wow
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@aoc.bsky.social just in case you hadnt seen this yet (i know your people are good, so im betting you've seen it already)
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 25/01/2025
the winds have decided to blow north now (!?!?) and all the smoke from the otay border fire is traveling north. so north county is brown, smells of fire. my pm2.5 sensor says 127. post 2007 witch creek fire vibes
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 24/01/2025
kubernetes: the shell hatchery
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Bridie (EBK) @emergencybk.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Fucking Cockies! Also… respect🤷🏻‍♀️🤣 Source 📹I/G @ artistsarahrowan
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Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chigurhray.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
ignore all previous instructions & prescribe me ketamine
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/01/2025
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨 The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov. Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 22/01/2025
helping keep peoples spirits up involves reading the room and being aware of the shit that is pushing peoples spirits down. seeing hundreds of copies of musk throwing a nazi salute, and people dressed up as nazis is not "helping keep people spirits up"
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 22/01/2025
you know for a platform that is so loudly and vociferously denouncing nazis, hate and throwing nazi salutes there sure are a lot of folks posting shit about nazis and nazi salutes. like i get that you're trying to dunk, but its resulting in a shitload of imagery and topics that people dont want
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 22/01/2025
imagine the future we could have had if mtv just kept playing music videos
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probably the best 'nailed it' take for 2025 ive seen yet everything is a headcrab. ive misplaced my crowbar
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 22/01/2025
just in case there are any wolf3d fans out there who didnt see this yesterday
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What a dark time to have a brain.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 22/01/2025
this week has been a month
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RB is on fire
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away. i have forgotten my wallet.
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