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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ

@viss.hax.lol
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Viss from twitter and mastodon.social. startup founder, hotsauce guy, public speaker eater of pineapple on pizza, listener of ska, flooper of quads internet grandpa, former sysadmin turned infosec phobos.io/rtg ravenholmspices.etsy.com

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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/03/2025
*snrrt*
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/03/2025
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 24/02/2025
if youre in the right part of town
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 24/02/2025
haha, duo definitely knows how to read the room
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 23/02/2025
i feel seen
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 13/02/2025
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Geoffrey A. Fowler @geoffreyfowler.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Uh-oh AI: Operator, the new 'helper' agent from OpenAI, bought 12 eggs without my permission. And it paid $32 for them! I test a lot of new tech. This is the first time a rogue computer cost me real-world $$. Deats & some impressive Operator things in my @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/3CBSHuR
I recently asked a new artificial intelligence tool from the creator of ChatGPT to do an impossible task: find cheap eggs in my neighborhood.

In under 10 minutes, the AI called Operator bought a dozen eggs and paid a human to deliver them to my house. All on its own.

That’s science-fiction incredible, except I never asked Operator to actually buy the eggs. The AI went rogue — without my approval, it authorized my credit card to buy a dozen eggs for a whopping $31.43. I was a little frazzled when I realized what had happened: a bad AI decision had cost me real money.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 07/02/2025
mastodon.social/@Viss/113961...
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i bet youve seen someone mention how much theyre enjoying severance season 2. youre being gaslighted they have no fucking idea whats happening either
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
all your data is belong to them
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
the other day i got a dog doodled on my cup and thought “aww my barista loves me” but now I see it was just a part of a corporate turnaround and it has made me mad
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
i have redneck neighbors who like to fly their drone and set off fireworks way too low - and i get the impression this sort of system would make for a fantastic use case scenario :D
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
incidentally, the packets that come out of dji aircraft contain its airspeed, altitude, coordinates etc etc >:D
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
muahahhaa let me know if you need a guineapig :D
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
give me a dump1090 style google map overlay that I can attach, and then help me figure out a way to insert that into home assistant, so that when the neighbors fly shit, i can get push notifications to my phone with a map tile screenshot >:D
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
yes. i want this.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
we could take some cues from the aussies here www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Mandatory jail for Nazi salutes under new Australia laws
The new laws come amid a wave of high profile antisemitic attacks which have become a heated topic of debate.
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Jenna McLaughlin @jennamclaughlin.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
NEW from me: After initially being excluded, eligible CISA employees are now being offered the "Fork in the Road" deferred resignations, extending cybersecurity fear across government: www.npr.org/2025/02/06/n...
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CISA staffers offered deferred resignations, extending broader cybersecurity fears
Staff at the key cybersecurity agency were initially excluded from government efforts to leave their jobs, but then on Wednesday they were given deferred resignation offers with just hours to decide.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 06/02/2025
the walrus told me to do it
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Karl @dr.supersat.phd · 06/02/2025
Hey @wyden.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social ... WTF??
Screenshot of an award to Thomson Reuters Special Services LLC for “active social engineering defense (ASED) large scale social deception (LSD)”. Contract is for $9.1M
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Lea Kissner @leak.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I should get a coat of arms with the motto "No one likes it when I'm right"
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
all the people are waiting for the politicians to do something, but the politicians .. just.. dont.. wanna?
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
i hope all the insider trading was worth it
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
hes gotta at least PRETEND he cares. if he gives up the game, the shuffle him out and his insider trading career is over!
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
awww, hes trying to do an america!
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
'i dont care who surveils me or if my data gets leaked just so long as i dont have to think about stuff or make decisions'
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
as someone who has begged the public for 15 years to even try to care a little, and watched them actively care less, youve nailed it. alert fatigue, massive orgs lying to congress and getting away with it, equifax, cambridge analytica, opm, the list goes on and on. they all value convenience as #1
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I'm seeing SO many people who are basically resigned to the whole thing because big corporations have been losing people's SSNs, addressed, birthdates, etc in data breaches for well over a decade, always with little to no consequences. So people are conditioned to think it's no big deal.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
oh fuck i glanced at the news
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 04/02/2025
mastodon
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
they were all ignored, or made to go away, or their findings were thrown in the bin, because 'it would make someone look bad or feel bad'. and now there are asshats taking advantage of all the things those folks were trying to solve for.
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
a lot of the bullshit we're seeing in the news right now, is because for literally fucking decades, the entirey of the government, in a non-partisan way, said "fuck technology, fuck the people who like it and use it, and fuck security in its entirety". thousands of experts were desperate to help
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 02/02/2025
if south korea did it, so can we
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south korea showed us how its done
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
san diego was throwing down today
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
ive been dying to get a good sample of that to make into a ringtone
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
oh yeah. gifs dont work on mobile
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
the whole bathsalts / kony2012 thing comes to mind
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D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ @viss.hax.lol · 03/02/2025
wire is pretty good too, and nobody remembers about that one, so its definitely not in the crosshairs
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 01/02/2025
The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here. HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻 archive.org/details/2025...
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Matthew Green @matthewdgreen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I thought cryptocurrency was supposed to be a hedge against inflation and weird government screwups.
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yaaaaasss
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im inclined to do the same today
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prohibition, replete with tommygun carchases, except over maple syrup and mexicoke
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theres a whole lot of this 'oh we didnt think this bill would actually succeed past a vote' bullshit flying around and all i can think of is every supergenius sitting in the ER at 11pm on the 4th of july, missing most of one hand, because the smell at the end of the day is the same
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