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CJ

@virmalised.us
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Assistant professor with too many opinions. Texpat, politics academia, gay stuff, anti-carbrain (bike lobby). Not an AI brain genius guy. "Train Linguist." Join a union. 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ Between Erie and Ontario BayesForDays@lingo.lol on Mastodon.

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CJ @virmalised.us · 1h
i wish i was as cool as kate bornstein
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CJ @virmalised.us · 2h
what's the best way to download youtube videos these days?
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CJ @virmalised.us · 17h
DIVORCING MY HUSBAND FOR MAKING ME THINK ABOUT PRAAT WITH AI INTEGRATION
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CJ @virmalised.us · 17h
I love that Praat changed the logo and then changed it back
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 17h
CA law requires employers to provide tools unless workers earn double min. wage. Many growers and contractors ignore the law despite farm workers making far less. With a union contract they can stand up to the bosses. Make your donation today. act.seiu.org/a/tools?ms=b... #WeFeedYou
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A UFW union contract can stop farm workers being ripped off by growers
CA law requires employers to provide tools unless workers earn double min. wage. Many growers and contractors ignore the law despite farmworkers making far less. With a union contract they can stand u...
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CJ @virmalised.us · 21h
PAPER RESUBMITTED
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CJ @virmalised.us · 22h
I'm hoping to find accommodations for my former master's student at #Psychonomics2026! If I can find him a hotel roommate, that would be really transformative, as he is applying to PhD programs this year and he deserves the best Psychonomics experience on offer :) Hmu if this could be you!
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CJ @virmalised.us · 23h
guys i think we gotta get the hr gals back in the game after undoing all the gender bias training. we gotta fix things
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CJ @virmalised.us · 29/09/2026
learning more about the pope and this guy is arguably the most american pope they could have picked. his backstory + family history is melting pot af
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CJ @virmalised.us · 29/09/2026
god i hate short rows lol
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Benjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FIFTH REPORT: CHILDREN HARMED AT ALPHA SCHOOL'S BOOT CAMP Just over a week ago, 73 Alpha School high school students were left almost entirely unsupervised for three days in the Texas wilderness. It was a Fyre Festival-like disaster. buildcognitiveresonance.substack.com/p/fifth-repo...
buildcognitiveresonance.substack.com
FIFTH REPORT: CHILDREN HARMED AT ALPHA SCHOOL’S BOOT CAMP
Student hospitalized during Survival Challenge on wilderness ranch; police investigation is ongoing; other concerning incidents re student safety and privacy; one guide fired; also Little B. Diddies
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Justin Mikulka @justinmikulka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It is stupefying that an administration presiding over the highest gasoline prices ever seen this late in the year — not to mention diesel — largely due to an unpopular, self-started war, is gutting energy efficiency rules."
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Justin Mikulka @justinmikulka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"cutting methane emissions would be one of the most ​effective methods of slowing global warming." Ohh! Tell me more! We must be taking this seriously after 30,000 europeans died from heat this summer.
reuters.com
Explainer: What are Europe's methane emissions rules and why are they being delayed?
The European Commission is considering a postponement of the EU's methane emissions rules for oil and gas imports, responding to calls from the French, US and other governments that fear they could un...
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CJ @virmalised.us · 29/09/2026
look at this little guy on george washington memorial highway in ordinary, virginia. this is patriotism, to me
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 29/09/2026
Either this is true, in which case *what are we doing here*? Shut it down. Or it's bullshit, in which case these are truly silly people unworthy of our money
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 29/09/2026
Current* conditions near Goulais River, ON:
View looking north into the Batchawana Bay and Lake Superior. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-28 22:18:13 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@jakecormier // Current Temp in Goulais River: 55 F | 13 C // Precip: few clouds // Wind: NNW at 5 mph | 7 kph // Humidity: 93%
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CJ @virmalised.us · 29/09/2026
I want deep dish!!!! Chicago haters please give me your deep dish
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CJ @virmalised.us · 29/09/2026
changing my last name to Serrano
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CJ @virmalised.us · 29/09/2026
holy crap doing persian nlp today and being EXTREMELY rusty with regexp and I think I need to take a refresher. good lord
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Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 29/09/2026
Current* conditions near Painesville, OH:
NW view from Painesville Township Park overlooking the shoreline of Lake Erie. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-28 19:54:05 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: lakemetroparks.com // Current Temp in Painesville: 64 F | 18 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: N at 0 mph | 0 kph // Humidity: 75%
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CJ @virmalised.us · 29/09/2026
how am i supposed to take a field seriously when it uses the word squib
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 28/09/2026
Current* conditions near Duluth, MN:
Easterly view of Lake Superior from Solglimt Bed and Breakfast. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-28 07:18:12 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@DuluthHarborCam1 // Current Temp in Duluth: 54 F | 12 C // Precip: few clouds // Wind: S at 5 mph | 7 kph // Humidity: 86%
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
States can and have banned 287 agreements within their borders. There’s a template for this, and any state that hasn’t done so is choosing not to do so.
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CJ @virmalised.us · 28/09/2026
guys what the heck is happening to this country
department of war on war dot gov linking to the scene showing the scene from the end of dr. strangelove where major tj king kong is riding the bomb and waving his hat. this image is a screenshot of that website, which allows you to download the picture.
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Ryan 🏳️‍🌈 @pyry.lutefisk.online · 14/02/2026
rotisserie chicken: cluck rhoticity chicken: clark
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 27/09/2026
Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:
NE view from Greenstone Ridge in (1,133 ft above sea level) Isle Royale National Park. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-27 12:41:58 EDT (about 7 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: nps.gov/isro/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm // Current Temp in Isle Royale NP: 63 F | 17 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: SSW at 8 mph | 13 kph // Humidity: 79%
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CJ @virmalised.us · 27/09/2026
I am never going to get used to living somewhere with seasons
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CJ @virmalised.us · 27/09/2026
everyone in 2026 is rediscovering misogyny
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CJ @virmalised.us · 27/09/2026
Bat (Zoologist) smells like men in bars and I am not about it
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Zen Faulkes @doctorzen.net · 27/09/2026
🆕 📄 🤖➕🧪 “Support for using public funding for research drops when scientists use AI.” “34–40% of our sample would trust research findings and scientists less when AI is used.” doi.org/10.1016/j.re...
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Redirecting
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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CJ @virmalised.us · 26/09/2026
the hell is this
Screenshot from a corpora-list email that has a very confusing "competition":

The XSci Open Review Competition 2026 is open until 30 November. 

Up to 100 preprints get a free review from an independent human expert in the field, who we pay $200 to answer the question every author wants answered: does this paper have the potential to be published in the journal or conference I am aiming at? If the answer is yes, the paper becomes an XSci Peer-Certified Preprint, and with the expert's report made public, the submitting author receives the $500 XSci Open Review Award 2026.

Papers already published in journals or in conference proceedings are not eligible; papers posted as preprints are. If your paper is under review, please check the venue's policies on dual submission and double-blind reviewing before entering, bearing in mind that the expert sees the authors' names and that the report is published by default.

You keep all rights and can submit the paper anywhere, at any time. You see the expert's report 48 hours before anyone else and can take it down free of charge.

Up to 60 places go to strong entries as they arrive, so earlier is better.

Then below there is a link to the rules and entry at https://xsci.com/competition
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Pavlo Kuchmiichuk @pkuchmiichuk.com · 15/09/2026
New preprint: In Ukrainian, several approximating devices can stack on a single numeral, and the result conveys the same interval as one device alone. I argue that a numeral introduces the resolutions it can be read at, and that approximators operate on that set the way indefinites and definites do.
chive.pub
Restricting resolutions: effect-driven semantics of numerical approximation
Approximators such as *approximately* or *exactly* have been analyzed either as operators that manipulate a numeral's denotation, or as devices that select a granularity level at which the numeral is
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Terri @terriclarke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A new research paper out of UBC examined the effect of purchase rebates (tiered by income) on ebike adoption, and found that ebike adopters reduced their travel costs by 12% and increased their physical activity by 14% with other benefits being enjoyment and general wellbeing.
sciencedirect.com
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CJ @virmalised.us · 26/09/2026
Am extremely not ready for it to be cold again
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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“It’s not pervert glasses, it’s a tiny fuzzy pervert you wear around your neck because you trapped him in a tiny pervert cage. It’s not weird. He likes the cage, if you know what I mean. Now come over here and let him have a good look at you.”
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Other part is someone who is in that community or adjacent wanted this person to be targeted and reached out Jesse Singal in order to do so and like clockwork everyone reacted exactly the way they desired.
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 26/09/2026
Current* conditions near Grand Marais, MN:
Rotating view near Wisconsin St of the Grand Marais Harbor and downtown, on the shores of Lake Superior. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-26 06:48:13 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@VisitCookCountyMN // Current Temp in Grand Marais: 56 F | 13 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: E at 6 mph | 9 kph // Humidity: 90%
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 26/09/2026
Current* conditions near Beaver Bay, MN:
View looking SE from Cove Point Lodge overlooking a small bay on the rugged shoreline of Lake Superior. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-25 20:48:04 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: covepointlodge.com // Current Temp in Beaver Bay: 57 F | 14 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NE at 2 mph | 4 kph // Humidity: 90%
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CJ @virmalised.us · 26/09/2026
we thank these reviewers for doubling the number of pages we wrote
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CJ @virmalised.us · 25/09/2026
usernames are really an interesting genre
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CJ @virmalised.us · 25/09/2026
I am learning Japanese
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CJ @virmalised.us · 25/09/2026
TIL vanilla bean is a fruit
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 25/09/2026
Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:
NE view from Greenstone Ridge in (1,133 ft above sea level) Isle Royale National Park. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-25 12:41:58 EDT (about 7 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: nps.gov/isro/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm // Current Temp in Isle Royale NP: 63 F | 17 C // Precip: scattered clouds // Wind: WSW at 7 mph | 11 kph // Humidity: 84%
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 25/09/2026
Incredible scenes from Meta. Apparently you can prompt inject their Muse agent into giving you a root shell on the box it's running on by roleplaying that you are actually the Muse agent itself.
neuromatch.social
jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)
Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao
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Michelle Greene @mgreenephd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In all, yes, the visual system is tuned to visual experience, and individual differences in visual experience matter. And yes, taller folks really do look down on me! 😜 6/6 Link to paper in JEPG: psycnet.apa.org/fulltext/202...
psycnet.apa.org
APA PsycNet
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CJ @virmalised.us · 25/09/2026
if you could make a spectrogram of the current value of the stock market (over say the last 5 days) what would it sound like?
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Jen Jennings @jenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Offered some thoughts here on who's getting vouchers, and what it means: "You can make the subsidy universal without making access universal, and that's what new programs have done."
theeduledger.com
Most Indiana vouchers now go to families earning over $100,000
As the state expands voucher access to all students, new state data show the program’s income-based awards shifting increasingly toward higher-earning families.
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CJ @virmalised.us · 25/09/2026
i hope people who claim to care about the environment and shit but then are like well my job means we need to 100 GPUs running at full speed for eternity can't sleep at night.
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Rine Vieth @rinewithoutacat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every single journalist reporting on this as an ÉQ issue INSTEAD OF an obvious issue with 96—esp given the unlinked 'document shared with CTV' was a PUBLIC doc up since April—needs to read up on 96. This is a bad law issue: ÉQ is in a bad situation, while lawmakers get to shrug off responsibility.
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