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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yoda voice: “mmm 🙂‍↕️ dirty dick you have”
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The official sound of Halloween!
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Even Homer sometimes nods. It’s a saying. 🙂
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Curse of Monkey Island (1997)
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 13/07/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
sam neill with a fake gun stuck to his head miming being held hostage by invisible chevy chase in memoirs of an invisible man, easily high point of the film besides the matte paintings
sam neil with a gun up against hi head
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Even Homer sometimes nods. It’s a saying. 🙂
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pigs are girls and hogs are boys
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think it should be illegal not merely to have your phone out for any reason during a movie, not merely to talk during a movie, but also, to get up for any reason or even move once the movie has started
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Unc in Wonderland
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@storesthepodcast.bsky.social @thelukeman.bsky.social Strays spotted at an abandoned Redbox
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
😲😳😍
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Fuck off with your Ai shit!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I like how that Clavicular guy doesn't even look very good
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My mom loves sending me emojis that look like this
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Mustard Skittles (2023-2023): Bright yellow, tangy, mildly spicy mustard-flavored candies, developed in collaboration between Skittles and French's Mustard to honor National Mustard Day, which is August 5th. Check this 🧵to learn more!
A bottle of French's yellow mustard sits next to a bright yellow Skittles bag, in front of a beautiful blue sky with wispy clouds
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Brought my G. Amato lenticular card to the @oncinema.bsky.social SF show yesterday
RIP G. AmatoG. Amato with the Dootle Dots
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Claire Hummel 🔜 Lightbox Expo @shoomlah.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Made myself a Gregghead shirt for the LA @oncinema.bsky.social show next week #itsmovietime #fivebagger
Graphic B&W tee with a filtered photo of Gregg Turkington from On Cinema. He’s flaked by five bags of popcorn and a 35mm film strip.

Text reads:
Gregg Turkington
Resident Movie Buff
“FROM?
AND?
HEY GUYS, IT'S MOVIETIME
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
seeing John Waters for his 80th birthday celebration tomorrow‼️ 🎂
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Have you watch the 13th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special yet?
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mahsa alimardani @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We didn't deserve this day.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/04/2026
Here's the number for the congressional switchboard. Please call your reps and senators. This man needs to be removed from office now. (202) 224-3121
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Called my rep and said "I am concerned about the President's posts about committing genocide and would like my reps to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him from office" and the guy was like "okay I'll pass that along, is there anything else" and I was like no that's pretty much it
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
happy easter
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Tonewood & Courage (musical instrument shop) has no relation to kindled & grounded (robot cafe where you can make your own candle or DIY slime). The name “Creativity Happening” (previous post) for a bathroom supply store is so good.
Business name: Tonewood & Courage
Business type: Musical instrument storeBusiness name: Honey Whiskey Boutique 
Business type: Women’s clothing storeBusiness name: Folklore
Business type: Record storeBusiness name: The Loose Caboose
Business type: Hobby shop
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
been listening to a lot of STORES podcast at work. I drove by a place called “small talk”. Under the name it said“luxury skincare studio”. For many places in town, I wouldn’t be able to guess the type of business from the name, I assume LA is even worse than this lol @storesthepodcast.bsky.social
Business name: Creativity Happening
Business type: Bathroom supply storeBusiness name: Juniper Station
Business type: General storeBusiness name: small talk
Business type: Facial spaBusiness name: Kindled & Grounded
Business type: Cafe
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ricky peacock @rickypeacock.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
dreamt of dj stocking last night
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It was a blast seeing everyone’s Sonic OCs created for @rickypeacock.bsky.social’s stream. I had so much fun drawing sketches at work. I did get Impossible corndog grease on the left corner of the page because I was eating and in a rush to color in my OC before the deadline ✍️
Drawing of a voluptuous Sonic OC with hot pink bat wings and purple and green hair. She has long pink pierced ears with big headphones. She has an elaborate red corset and long red bell sleeves. She has a lit cigarette betwixt her long manicured red fingernails and another lit cigarette between her smirking red lipstick lips. She has torn fishnet stockings that are a little too tight and a tiny pistol on her thigh. She has matrix-style sunglasses and a yin-yang choker.

Name: DJ Stocking (she/her)
Age: Eternal
Species: Baddie
Sexual orientation: Graysexual
- Knows every song
- Drank matcha before it was popular 
- Founder of the goth club in The Matrix
- Can hip thrust 1,205 lbs
Likes: respect
Dislikes: cops
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today is Trans Day of Visibility AND the day that the Matrix came out in 1999, that’s just kismet.
Screenshot of the matrix with the day it came out: March 31st 1999
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My plans got canceled two Sundays in a row by the other person so now I get to stay home and play video games all day
Yellow emoji with blue eyes and narrowed eyebrows, grinning with a sinister attitude while rubbing their hands together in a menacingly. Shutterstock watermark in the middle of its face.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 26/03/2026
you see me wearing this shit you should chop my head clean off like a samurai
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I’m so excited to see On Cinema live next month
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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ivy! @ivy.dog · 16/03/2026
Grace Ashcroft from Resident Evil Requiem rendered with NVIDIA's DLSS 5.0 """upscaler""" with the text 'We are fucking under attack!' super imposed in the top left, and a button which reads 'Play Free' in the lower right.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Which factory farm is woke?
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Drew Rausch @drewrausch.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Thinking about entering my Haunted Tree Era?
A man in a spooky tree Halloween costume with cardboard signs that read Beware taped to him.
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Cassandra @violetvorpal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The other day I was having lunch and there was a group of three older men sitting at the table outside the coffee shop. The man sitting in the center was using one of those grip strengthening tools the entire time they were talking. The grip tool is the boomer equivalent of a fidget spinner.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The ass cheek is an underrespected body part. Nobody is talking about butt cheeks or ass cheeks like they should
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Don't worry! That sound you hear in the darkness is merely the deer slithering
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