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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

‘oh my god hiiiii welcome to my axe’

Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

yes, and also: how would you even cultivate preferences without being exposed to things other people make, some of which you’ll like and some you won’t? what is so hard about the concept that other people, with their unique experiences and perspectives, make your life better?

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i’m going to go out on a limb and assume that the dot com was…taken

a van for a mobile pet grooming company called Furry Land with the website furryland.us

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they really cooked with “fire in the hole”

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i’ll never get tired of “the yellow-hair’d god and his nine fusty maids / to Helicon’s banks did incontinent flee”

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

new favorite church bulletin graphic just dropped

a red hexagon surrounds the text “New Inclusive Text” in a bold serif font

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the problem with this is some people (well, i’ll just say it: some men) would ask this (or an equivalent or worse thing) of someone in real life :/

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I would like to formally issue an apology: apparently for years I have conflated Taylor Lorenz and Kat Tenbarge into the same person. I see now how deeply, embarrassingly wrong this was, and I am so sorry.

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

for legal reasons i would never consider getting a phony scrip for this and then giving it to a trans person who has been denied access to it because it’s a controlled substance…that’s certainly something i would never do

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i imagine there’s a spectrum of viewpoints, as with all things, but i know three people (not online: people in my real life) who are still dealing with long covid…i don’t necessarily being cautious is necessarily a bad thing 😅

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

this is like thinking Roko’s Basilistripper is actually in love with you

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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.

[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Biggest thing I tell my students is to avoid thinking of their classmates as competitors. You are all on the same team, in the same community, with the collective goal being success. Their wins are your wins.

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf

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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

See you space guy....

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

What a guy

4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

every alien woman in TOS after they see Kirk:

the starship enterprise from the original series orbits a planet with this text on top: “for the world is hollow and i have touched this guy”

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

at ellis island he changed his name from groguwitz

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Pasttime With a Fun But Ultimately Apocryphal Attribution

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

my husband is starting a wind waker playthrough and all i can think of is this iconic post from texts from the sea (windwakertfln on tumblr)

(Tetra from Zelda: Wind Waker looking off into the distance)

(608):
sometimes i think i'm bisexua

(Tetra in her Zelda form, winking)

but then i realize the only girl im attracted to is myself.

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

my husband, after i told him this: “…were they running Spirit Airlines‽”

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

apparently it’s also “you’ve got another *think* coming” which shook me to my core

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

not to be all “this ⬇️” but… this ⬇️

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evil lesbian john williams 🎃🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

i forget who said “why should i bother to read what you didn’t bother to write?” and i think about it constantly

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

i too yearn for a world without form, and void, with darkness on the face of the deep

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

perhaps the greatest meme i have ever seen…bravo

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

nevermind gym crushes, i want to hear about your gym nemesis mine struts around like a peacock taking up an outrageous amount of space & in the steam room he stands next to the the steam vent and makes a little towel tent so that every particle of steam emitted touches his balls first 🤢

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

first revert to hold the highest office?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Folks, good news: The Onion is a hundred or so subs away from reaching the long-awaited number of 69,420 paid print subscribers. If you’re that one magic subscriber, we’ll send you a mystery gift box as a thanks. Sign up or regret it forever. We’re on sale for a week. Make sexweed number history.

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

apparently i’ve never had a unique experience

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

an unbelievable tragedy, and i am grateful to work for a church where the sermon unequivocally stated that the people shaping our politics have created the environment of hate and fear that led to this. this young person’s blood is on their hands. i grieve for their family and for all trans youth.

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

(CW: suicide, transphobia) just played the funeral of a 19-year-old who died by suicide – i remember when i met them in middle school (they briefly took piano with me) that they were just starting to explore their gender identity, and i gather that they never felt able to embrace their true self 1/

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

i mistook the A in “departs” for an O and accidentally made it a The Onion headline

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I was going to say: good luck buying or renting in Carmel, IN

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