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Robert B. (he/him)

@violadagoomba.bsky.social
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Conductor, teacher, chant enthusiast, reluctant organist, formerly active on tiktok as a purveyor of Guidonian Hand content

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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new favorite church bulletin graphic just dropped
a red hexagon surrounds the text “New Inclusive Text” in a bold serif font
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Reilly Spitzfaden (they/them) @reillypascal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This person on Mastodon has an absolutely wild thread looking through the code for Muse (which was extremely easy to get) neuromatch.social/@jonny/11732...
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jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)
Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao edit: continuing thread over here, this one got too long - https://neuromatch.social/@jonny...
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like to formally issue an apology: apparently for years I have conflated Taylor Lorenz and Kat Tenbarge into the same person. I see now how deeply, embarrassingly wrong this was, and I am so sorry.
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is like thinking Roko’s Basilistripper is actually in love with you
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Biggest thing I tell my students is to avoid thinking of their classmates as competitors. You are all on the same team, in the same community, with the collective goal being success. Their wins are your wins.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
See you space guy....
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What a guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A stick figure says "youre ensconced in a bubble!" To a group, the group give a big thumbs up and go back to talking. The stick figure then says "I'm being dogpiled"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in an older earth looking home with some antiquey lamps in the background and a bookcase. From the center, sitting with hands on lamp looking wistfully down as if lost and thought is Dr Beverly Crusher. She's in her blue uniform which here looks teal but we know. It's blue. There's another standing near her but mostly off camera. Closed caption reads, "Nana always kept it lit."
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
every alien woman in TOS after they see Kirk:
the starship enterprise from the original series orbits a planet with this text on top: “for the world is hollow and i have touched this guy”
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
(spotted at a park by my workplace)
a sign with six colorful, simple images and captions as follows:

(a hand pointing outward) You/Your
(a cartoon person with short hair waving) Boy
(a cartoon person with pigtails) Girl
(a cartoon person pointing to three other people within a circle) They/Them
(two cartoon people, with the smaller figure in black and white and the larger figure in color with an arrow pointing to them) Mom
(same as above but the person in color has a mustache) Dad
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
at ellis island he changed his name from groguwitz
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Pasttime With a Fun But Ultimately Apocryphal Attribution
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
stylized text reading
UNA 
NOTA
SUPER
LA
SEMPER 
EST
CANENDUM
FA
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
my husband is starting a wind waker playthrough and all i can think of is this iconic post from texts from the sea (windwakertfln on tumblr)
(Tetra from Zelda: Wind Waker looking off into the distance)

(608):
sometimes i think i'm bisexua

(Tetra in her Zelda form, winking)

but then i realize the only girl im attracted to is myself.
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
my husband, after i told him this: “…were they running Spirit Airlines‽”
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
apparently it’s also “you’ve got another *think* coming” which shook me to my core
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
yes yes and a thousand times yes
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
not to be all “this ⬇️” but… this ⬇️
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evil lesbian john williams 🦔 @micropolyphonia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
i forget who said “why should i bother to read what you didn’t bother to write?” and i think about it constantly
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i too yearn for a world without form, and void, with darkness on the face of the deep
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
perhaps the greatest meme i have ever seen…bravo
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
cc @komaniecki.bsky.social
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
nevermind gym crushes, i want to hear about your gym nemesis mine struts around like a peacock taking up an outrageous amount of space & in the steam room he stands next to the the steam vent and makes a little towel tent so that every particle of steam emitted touches his balls first 🤢
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
first revert to hold the highest office?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Folks, good news: The Onion is a hundred or so subs away from reaching the long-awaited number of 69,420 paid print subscribers. If you’re that one magic subscriber, we’ll send you a mystery gift box as a thanks. Sign up or regret it forever. We’re on sale for a week. Make sexweed number history.
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
what stage of capitalism is this
an instagram ad for some sort of kitchen appliance that doubles as an ad for Wicked: For Good streaming on Peacock
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
apparently i’ve never had a unique experience
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
(CW: suicide, transphobia) just played the funeral of a 19-year-old who died by suicide – i remember when i met them in middle school (they briefly took piano with me) that they were just starting to explore their gender identity, and i gather that they never felt able to embrace their true self 1/
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i mistook the A in “departs” for an O and accidentally made it a The Onion headline
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i know that my heart will goon
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
search your camera roll for hell
Robert gleefully clutching a tote bag reading “GOD HATES BAGS” while behind him protestors hold a sign that says “JESUS SAVES FROM HELL”
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
do u think the road sign welcoming you to town just says “…m’lady”
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CamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Barb and Star 🕯 sequel 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
and pretty impressive they managed to bag Piazzolla to write the theme tune
a screenshot from the wikipedia article for the show, reading “Theme music composer
Astor Piazzolla”
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
full brag but getting an almost five-second freestanding handstand as a fat guy was one of the most satisfying things I've done in a long time
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
see it goes to show that if you ask nicely the leopards will let you opt out of having your face eaten so really no one needs to worry 😌
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BELL PEPPERS
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
not only is he now indisputably the most popular and funniest person named Robert making short-form video content related (but not limited) to classical music, but if we’re really in a fitness arms race (his words/pun) he’s definitely winning 💖
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
my collection of workout shirts with subtle nerdy references is lost on my fellow gym-goers, I fear
Robert flexes in a mirror wearing a pink t shirt that says “Mos Eisley 10K Marathon”
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
😏😏😏
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
hot wheels x busytown crossover WHEN??
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
there’s something so existentially bleak about using an LLM to write your social media posts, but on HEVY‽‽! of all places??? what are we even doing here at this point
a conversation between Robert and a redacted Hevy user
Robert: “just idle curiosity: which LLM do you use when writing your captions?
[redacted]: “yes, they are super helpful at converting stream of consciousness speech to text to a well structured post. This one used ChatGPT, but I also use Cluade, [sic] Gemini, Copilot and others. Which ones do you use for yours?
Robert: “oh, I just write the ol'-fashioned way”
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Robert B. (he/him) @violadagoomba.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
as a person who grew up in LA in the 80s and 90s this activated me like a sleeper agent
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