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Lana Del Rhaenys

@vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social
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“Way too horny” and “bewildering.”

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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
When getting ready took less time than I thought it would, so I just lie back down in bed until it’s time to leave.
Barbie doll in a pre-revolutionary French style gown laying on satin.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
People saying the new Wuthering Heights movie is the worst adaptation ever like this shit never happened
Promotional poster for MTVs 2003 Wuthering Heights movie.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Boyfriend: It wasn’t a sandwich…it was a hamburger. Me: A burger IS a sandwich, HAVEN’T YOU READ MY MANIFESTO?!? @culinarygeekroy.bsky.social
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Someone at Haribo is drunk because what TF does two tablespoons of gummies look like?
Nutrition information for a bag of Haribo gummy candies that lists “2 TBSP” as the serving size.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I saw a negative eBay review for a lot of vintage clothing that said, “Not true vintage. All early 2000s,” and I was just like, “Oh, honey…”
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The vibe I’m bringing to the holiday party. 🎄
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I hope Gen Z kills Teams.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
Dave the Barbarian
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
Man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I just think the White House should have the same rules as an apartment lease. The (TEMPORARY) residents can decorate the inside, but you’re gonna incur some penalties if you start tearing down the walls. (1/2)
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The only thing I learned from three seasons of And Just Like That is that the writers absolutely ~~hate~~ The Youths. Everyone under 30 was (deliberately??) written to be at best annoying and at worst deeply unpleasant.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
All men who fuck up should self-exile to Scranton.
A post-it that says, “Gone to Scranton. Back later.” Carrie Bradshaw’s reflection is out of focus behind it.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My tribute
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The business card scene from American Psycho, only it’s me and all the other RAV4 owners in the Costco parking lot.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This box has the same approach to therapy that I do.
Large cardboard box that says, “Please unpack carefully. I am afraid of pain.”
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Bill Hader as Stefon on SNL with a headline saying, “Pope’s Last Day: Mass, Blessing, Vance Visit.”
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD Vance: I just wish the internet associated me with something other than the couch rumors. [Monkey’s paw ominously curls one finger.]
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Me: Can we take a picture with the team furry? Friend who enjoys sports: Please don’t refer to the mascot that way.
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
my maniacal laughter can be heard from space
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Oh, thank god, because those tariffs on China are about to make vibrators much more expensive.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I can no longer tell if I'm holding up surprisingly well right now because I did all of my grieving for the future back in 2024 or if I have just reached a state of emergency dissociation so extreme that I will not be feeling my feelings until 2026.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
You know things are bad when the dealership is like, “Heeeyyyy, bestie! If you want a car you’d better buy one now before we’re all out of car and Daddy VW refuses to send us more car!” (Bless their hearts for assuming anyone’s buying an AUDI in this economy.)
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This 86” television costs less than the mammogram my insurance refused to pay for.
Screenshot of a Costco listing for an 86” television priced at $799.99
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I made my own profile on the Peacock app so my roommate won’t know how many times I’ve had a “Wicked” and “Nosferatu” double feature.
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
be kind to yourself
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
You know an apartment complex called “The Residences at [place]” where the building is a 100+ year old former industrial space is going to change an obscene amount for rent.
1141 square foot, 2 bedroom/2 bathroom apartment listed for $3328 per month.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I hate when I’m hauling a load of iron ore, 26000 tons or more, and the gales of November come early
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Working Classicists @workingclassicists.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Once again loving this interpretation of Caesar’s last words #IdesofMarch 🗡️
a picture of a book text. The text says "Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek 'Kai su, teknon' (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin 'Et tu, Brute'. It literally means 'You too, child', but what Caesar may have intended by the words isnt clear. Tempest cites 'an important article' by James Russell (1980) 'that has often been overlooked'. Russel points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggest that Caesar's putative last words were not 'the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son' but more along the lines of 'See you in hell, punk'.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“Essential reading.” - Bugs B. “Utter garbage.” - Daffy D.
Title page of book entitled “Ducks: And, How to Make Them Pay,” by William Cook
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
To be clear, he’s not like Nero, because at least Nero had respect for the arts and a desire to grow creatively.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I think people are extremely on edge, and horrified by how quickly society has slipped into this banal techno-fascism, and scared about how far it will go, and that makes people brittle and impatient, and if I were a better person I would extend grace to people because of that, but, you know, I’m me
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I thought this was a poetic way to say “we’re all dead and this is hell,” but I guess this literally happened.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Me watching ‘Heat’ for the first time: “Are Robert De Niro and Al Pacino on a date right now?”
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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 28/02/2025
If JRRT was right about anything, it was evil being a dull, flat, nihilistic shitlord devoid of an interesting personality.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Celebrating the life of Gene Hackman tonight by watching the dinner scene from The Birdcage over and over
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’m concerned that Bart never actually cleaned up his act, and instead became a corrupt judge who was nominated to the Supreme Court by the current administration.
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Allison Larkin @allielarkinwrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My body was not meant to contain this much rage. I’m only five foot six but I’ve got miles and miles of anger
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Nothing makes you realize how intricately interconnected all the parts of your face are like getting a new piercing.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
is that good
The New York Times & • Follow
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The elusive oarfish, a creature nicknamed the "doomsday fish" because of its place in folklore as a precursor to disaster, was captured on video this month after it was seen in shallow water in Baja California Sur in Mexico. https:// nyti.ms/4357nNP
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“We now take you live to CPAC..”
Gif of Leatherface wildly swinging a chainsaw
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
it does not help that i havent seen sunlight in like. days and days
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This winter has been relentless. We either need to save democracy or it needs to be May, because I’m exhausted.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Honestly, relatable.
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The Great Seal of Virginia says to whip out a tit, fuck up a tyrant, and persevere.
Image of both sides of the Great Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia. 
Side one depicts the goddess of virtue standing over the dead body of a king (tyranny), with the phrase, “sic semper tyrannis.” She holds a spear and a sword and her party tit is out. 
Side two depicts the goddesses Libertas (liberty), Ceres (agriculture/abundance), and Aeternitas (eternity) with the word “Perseverando.”
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
*robert eggers running out of old timey folk monsters* ërnëst skarred stu-pid
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Lana Del Rhaenys @vikkibitsyspider.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Wayfair thinks I need this, and they’re not wrong.
Imagine of a Wayfair ad for a Neoclassical sculpture of Hercules And Diomedes wrestling naked. One is upside down with his penis on display while grabbing the other figure’s penis. The image is captioned, “Thank you, Wayfair. My home is woefully devoid of neoclassical penis wrestling sculptures.”
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