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@vforvalensa.bsky.social
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He/They 27 🇺🇸🇧🇷 hey im postin here RPG designer with games at v-for-valensa.itch.io longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com

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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 12h
Yes dude WHAT IF that male character was a slimthick baddie with no defining characteristics beyond the average school of gachaslop character design you are fucking COOKING dude
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 11h
Man shut the hell up about sneevels
Wookiepedia screenshot of the page for horizon skimming. Legends Horizon skimming was an extreme sport. Sneevels were known to be good at it.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 19h
PSA: Once again, Zeno Clash 3 (aka Clash: Artifacts Of Chaos) is 90% off. Whether you're familiar with the series or not, it's a gem. What if the God Of War reboot was made by a team of Chilean surrealists?
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Hunted by mercenaries of an enemy with untold power, the fighter Pseudo and the creature under his protection begin a perilous quest to the edges of strange lands.
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Thorn Delarosa @d-7th.com · 18h
They’re holding my car hostage bc having no brakes is “a safety issue” and “we can’t let you leave” and I don’t have $500 I’m gonna prepare documentation to sue them later but right now I just need to get the fucking car back so I can go home ko-fi.com/d7th/goal?g=15
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Lepus Ab Urbe @coineanach.bsky.social · 16h
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Rathayibacter @rathayibacter.itch.io · 06/10/2026
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💚💚💚💚💚
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Jollibees mascot doesn’t talk to cops, but even he agrees that Hathaway should be arrested for standing like that:
An animation frame from Mobile Suit Gundam: Hathaway (2021).
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rewatching btas concertedly for what I've realized is the first time as an adult and there are some dog ass episodes of this show like the one where batman gets amnesia and then gets kidnapped to a slave camp(?) Of homeless people in a desert outside gotham(?) run by a grotesque fat caricature man
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WildArts Games @wildartsdevs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I found an ad for Fright Train in a 2006 gaming magazine! 😮 Just in time to celebrate over 400 reviews!!
Ad of a dog dressed in a white jacket with green straps. There is blood and a gun at his feet. The text reads "Man's best friend, zombie's worst nightmare". To the bottom left there's an ERSB Mature rating, and to the right Fright Train's logo.
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ohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Many are saying this
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people love how i pronounce "robotech"
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 03/10/2026
Also, let's not have any illusions about what they hoped to achieve with these demands. They did not actually want to ban depictions of hugging. They correctly identified furry as a queer community, so they made a demand they know is impossible to comply with.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would like to suggest that seeking election or appointment to your library board is a very good way to address book bans. Applications for our 2027 cohort are now open for those interested: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... - we need leftists to engage in governance.
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FTP Library Elections & Appointments Training Cohort
Hello! You're filling out this form because you've expressed interest in running for or seeking appointment to a local library board seat in your community (or because you're a serving trustee who'd l...
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my contribution to the macross fandom
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Guannnnnnn @guanborg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
someone romhack oot to play like re2
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🛸 Ben Quadinaros - BT310 Quadra 💿Star Wars Racer Revenge 🎮PlayStation 2🗓️ 2002
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SprintingOwlDesigns @sprintingowl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Running a Kickstarter and ALSO running this cool bundle with a lot of TTRPGS because I am not good at planning. Capitalize on my flaws and snag 50+ autumnal TTRPGS for bountiful harvest prices. itch.io/b/3936/hallo...
Halloween TTRPG Bundle Logo
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 04/10/2026
I can't tell which people are enthusiastically supporting Digger because they're sincerely in love with the film, which are genuinely in love with it in a so-bad-its-good way, and which are just doing a bit
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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Purveyor of the Arcade @purveyorarcade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to Disaster Arms - Impact Project B.A.H.N. by @pd-cgt.bsky.social ! This was super fun to test, and it warms my heart seeing how many hardcore action game fans love it!
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Save 30% on Disaster Arms - Impact Project B.A.H.N. on Steam
- DRY CONTACT - INSTIGATION OF HYBRID SOLDIER LIFELINE - BIO-AFFECTIONATE HYPER NETWORK -
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Echo Vessel @echovessel.com · 03/10/2026
really short notice but i need to work through something the only way i know how. i won't be speaking and i don't know how long i will be playing for. whether it's 30 minutes or four hours, there is only music
Echo Vessel
is spinning live on October 4th, 2026
Noon PT / 3 PM ET / 8 PM GMT
Listen and chat at neodetrit.us/radio
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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 03/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's an awfully hot wookiee cock
eminem
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Titanomachy RPG (they/them) | Super Saiyan Hayley Williams @titanomachyrpg.com · 03/10/2026
day 3: weeds #apoctober #pixelart
pixel art of a leaf sprite girl.
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Happy October 3rd to all who celebrate
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bart shadow boxing (stop motion by Lee Hardcastle). youtube.com/leehardcastle
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy house burning day to all who celebrate
Manga panel of Van Hohenhiem from the manga Fullmetal Alchemist. Dialogue "Pinako, my house is gone"
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Probably not gonna be able to do a whole month of horror movies again this year but I am 2 for 2 so far rewatching the first 2 silent hill movies which are a real mixed bag.
Letterboxd review for Silent Hill 2006 3.5 stars liked rewatched October 1st 2026
Slightly over  long but there is such a world of difference in Cristoph Ganz at a point where he's still somewhat in touch contemporary aesthetics and allow to use the imagery of Silent Hill as building blocks for something that works in line with his weird ass misogynist sensibilities instead of trying to contort a story so diametrically opposed to his whole shtick while also stupposedly recreating all the stuff you remember from the video game you liked. Like a lot of the same film making quirks are present in this and Return to Silent Hill but put to much better use cause it's not shot on a third rate 2026 digital movie camera and there's more than shoe string budget for costuming and set design. Anyone who's ever complained about this being an unfaithful adaptation should get hit in the head with hammersLetterboxd review for Silent Hill: Revelation 3D 2012. 1 star
what a stupid piece of shit from a dog's ass movie. at least return to silent hill has images that are somewhat interesting to look at. i completely forgot the goddamn silent hill downcoming sequel stinger.
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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フィレンツェのケバブ @y-saizen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#SDガンダム
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Si F Sweetman @sifsweetman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you can't do a Crime Pull-Up they don't let you go on jobs. #FriendsAtTheTable #Perpetua
An aerial view as the irate chef, Uncle Nicky, and the Terrapine gear-head Jonathan hang from the side of the Airship, The Adventure Beckons, on a giant fork. Uncle Nicky is flexing out of his chef''s coat attempting to pull the two of them aboard lest they fall into the nebulous clouds and collapsing castle below.
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Melos 🌟🦋 @runlikemelos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Femme vs butch
King Joe Crazygon
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To Cannonball: *not polite* "Damn, boy, I hear you like blasting"
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i bet youd have some fun with adam x the xtreme
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stupid friggin John Wick hotel ice machine keeps eating my dubloons
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think it's worth one watch for the great science saru animation and fun cybercop adventures in the front half i just wish it didnt take so long dragging out the masamune material towards the end. like i think this show would have majorly benefited from an type format with fewer longer episodes
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the puppetmaster origin intermission story is a fantastic addition tho
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
even tho when SAC gets into the major's back story it veers somewhat into the saccharine and pushes her closer to deunan from appleseed i think it ends up working better as a character that exists in a position in the world.
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and also the way the anime splits clay, brain drain, and ghost coast across 4 episodes weakens sense of the major being fucked up over her initial puppetmaster encounter even further than how thin it is in the manga
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
like this is a woman who did political assassinations on spec so she could pay for the most expensive possible cyborg body to fuck babes in and will lecture any one that even implies she shouldnt be allow to kill for the state and youre telling me she cares about cares about a transhumanist future?
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Valensa @vforvalensa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok actually im not done griping about ghost in the shell 2026. i've realized i just really don't like the og conclusion to puppet master story. masamune's motoko is such a decontextualized mouth piece for his incoherent objectivist politics that her transcendental experience doesnt work for me
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even a terrible translation needs that human touch to be memorable.
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The death pleanty is a cruel and evil practice that only seeks to inhuamnize our fellow humans so we believe it is appropriate for the State to treat some of us as subhuman
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