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Old Lady Shade

@vespertilianthing.bsky.social
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 8h
oh COME ON
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
alright everyone, tell us which famous person your mom dislikes for indeterminate reasons
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 8h
Meryl Streep, for no reason she has ever articulated.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 8h
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grantimatter @grantimatter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So a video gamer took a Trent Reznor track and then … well there was this comedian from the 1970s who liked the banjo, but…. youtu.be/a_GCX5IoCds?...
youtu.be
Alison Brown & Steve Martin - Old Town Road (feat. Del McCoury & Dan Tyminski)
YouTube video by Alison Brown
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HEY my cardigan is BLACK
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Indeed yes
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 08/09/2026
This is ABSOLUTELY SICK www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT7M...
youtube.com
Adam Savage Experiences Anatomically Correct Wings!
YouTube video by Adam Savage’s Tested
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I simply don't understand what it is to be an adult human being who doesn't think that their job is to try to help build a world that's better for everyone. why do you think we're here
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Feral Women's Society of America @fwsa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wonder when the death announcement will come out? Who has to read that statement with a straight face and no visible guilt?
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love reciting this #CaseyKasem #Ponderous #AmericanTopForty
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Girón: people should stop having opinions and also technology is bad except now that it's good and also cancel culture is real and it made a baby and the baby looked at me King: Koontz: Poe: Lovecraft: Barker: Barker: damn thats some mad communication skills Girón: thats why i'm an HWA trustee
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
but have you tried it on them?
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Briony Kidd @brionykidd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What a brilliant question. Ask all politicians who need to hear it. 'Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?'
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"You'll eat a bag of nails, pack your Depends full of gelignite, and call a meeting of your unspeakable peers." now look at `im. this is what you get.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
see, he didn't listen to me when I said "look, if the shred of your humanity that has occasionally raised its head from the shriveled sewage golem you've become to object to the state of things you directly birthed has ANY DESIRE FOR REDEMPTION..."
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So named because she had Plant Mange. also she smokes. Like, a lot.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
AWWWWWWWWWWW
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The Brattle Theatre @brattletheatre.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Legendary filmmaker & comedian Mel Brooks revolutionized cinematic satire with genre-skewering masterpieces like The Producers, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein. Join us next weekend as we celebrate his 100th birthday by showcasing some of his most memorable films. brattlefilm.org
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As well she should.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
youtube.com
Mista Dobalina (Music Video)
YouTube video by JELCC Music-Sound & R/TV Rob Hendrix
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Someone referenced Bob Dobalina and subsequently I have been profoundly earwormed for TWO DAYS
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
ANAL NATHRAK, ULVAS BETHOD, KLAATU VARATA NIKTO
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I continue to love them. Their weird sticky biscuit skin comforts me.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Jamie Ding is eternal. Jamie Ding will always be winning Jeopardy somewhere.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
here to help
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Did I mention that i saw the latest from Julia Ducornau, Alpha?
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This morning's earworm, immediately upon waking, was the jingle from Big Red gum. I have not heard this jingle since like 1988 or in fact thought at all about Big Red gum in that time. Big Red gum sucked and the jingle was annoying. The end.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Correct.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
...
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
oh Ligotti why won’t you let me love you
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I like this.
theguardian.com
Is foraging really feasible to feed myself?
This labor-intensive way of eating isn’t for everyone – and I’m not sure it’s for me. It requires planning and flexibility
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
:( I loved The Maxx.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
oh shit! :(
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
…well, neither of my parents would be able to open cans without one…
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Grace Slick, toking deeply: this flashback sucks
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Time traveling to 1967 to tell Grace Slick that in the future, one of her songs will be advertising toilet paper on TV, sung by blue cartoon bears.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I mean, they’re just gonna be fruity, I’d imagine. I say this as a weird snack enthusiast. They’ll at least be better than the taco flavored ones, I can almost guarantee.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
HARD SAME.
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FishHeadNed @fishheadned.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I would really, really like to see this break through the social media/substack firewall and become a discussion point in media at large. Will it make a difference? I doubt it, but it's definitely one of those "There's no way this can be true!" ideas that needs to be widely known.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Yes, people are leaving in droves, including top talent. Sure, ratings are in the toilet, as is the reputation of CBS's news division. Granted, the flagship nightly broadcast is awful. But the thing to remember about Bari Weiss is...actually, I guess that covers it.
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GreyWeirdo @greyweirdo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Well, at least we alienated all our allies for nothing.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
y'don't say
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Neat!
theguardian.com
Beats and throat singing: Sámi DJs tap into growing pride in Indigenous identity
Acts such as Article 3 are drawing inspiration from their culture and meeting a big appetite for Indigenous-focused club nights
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Today's earworm is "Anything, Anything" by Dramarama.
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