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Old Lady Shade

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grantimatter @grantimatter.bsky.social · 16h
So a video gamer took a Trent Reznor track and then … well there was this comedian from the 1970s who liked the banjo, but…. youtu.be/a_GCX5IoCds?...
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Alison Brown & Steve Martin - Old Town Road (feat. Del McCoury & Dan Tyminski)
YouTube video by Alison Brown
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 08/09/2026
This is ABSOLUTELY SICK www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT7M...
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Adam Savage Experiences Anatomically Correct Wings!
YouTube video by Adam Savage’s Tested
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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I simply don't understand what it is to be an adult human being who doesn't think that their job is to try to help build a world that's better for everyone. why do you think we're here
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Feral Women's Society of America @fwsa.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wonder when the death announcement will come out? Who has to read that statement with a straight face and no visible guilt?
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Christopher Walsh @awkwardisallowed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love reciting this #CaseyKasem #Ponderous #AmericanTopForty
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Girón: people should stop having opinions and also technology is bad except now that it's good and also cancel culture is real and it made a baby and the baby looked at me King: Koontz: Poe: Lovecraft: Barker: Barker: damn thats some mad communication skills Girón: thats why i'm an HWA trustee
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Briony Kidd @brionykidd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What a brilliant question. Ask all politicians who need to hear it. 'Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?'
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
see, he didn't listen to me when I said "look, if the shred of your humanity that has occasionally raised its head from the shriveled sewage golem you've become to object to the state of things you directly birthed has ANY DESIRE FOR REDEMPTION..."
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The Brattle Theatre @brattletheatre.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Legendary filmmaker & comedian Mel Brooks revolutionized cinematic satire with genre-skewering masterpieces like The Producers, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein. Join us next weekend as we celebrate his 100th birthday by showcasing some of his most memorable films. brattlefilm.org
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Someone referenced Bob Dobalina and subsequently I have been profoundly earwormed for TWO DAYS
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Jamie Ding is eternal. Jamie Ding will always be winning Jeopardy somewhere.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Did I mention that i saw the latest from Julia Ducornau, Alpha?
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This morning's earworm, immediately upon waking, was the jingle from Big Red gum. I have not heard this jingle since like 1988 or in fact thought at all about Big Red gum in that time. Big Red gum sucked and the jingle was annoying. The end.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I like this.
theguardian.com
Is foraging really feasible to feed myself?
This labor-intensive way of eating isn’t for everyone – and I’m not sure it’s for me. It requires planning and flexibility
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
:( I loved The Maxx.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Time traveling to 1967 to tell Grace Slick that in the future, one of her songs will be advertising toilet paper on TV, sung by blue cartoon bears.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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FishHeadNed @fishheadned.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I would really, really like to see this break through the social media/substack firewall and become a discussion point in media at large. Will it make a difference? I doubt it, but it's definitely one of those "There's no way this can be true!" ideas that needs to be widely known.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Yes, people are leaving in droves, including top talent. Sure, ratings are in the toilet, as is the reputation of CBS's news division. Granted, the flagship nightly broadcast is awful. But the thing to remember about Bari Weiss is...actually, I guess that covers it.
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GreyWeirdo @greyweirdo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Well, at least we alienated all our allies for nothing.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
y'don't say
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Neat!
theguardian.com
Beats and throat singing: Sámi DJs tap into growing pride in Indigenous identity
Acts such as Article 3 are drawing inspiration from their culture and meeting a big appetite for Indigenous-focused club nights
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Today's earworm is "Anything, Anything" by Dramarama.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yes. Let’s do Saw on them.
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jenni @msjennimiller.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i am obsessed with the idea of regular everyday people talking like this in casual convo in a real "sickos YES" sort of way. Do Saw on them!!!!
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Nerdygretel @nerdygretel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
For anyone who needs it…
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 01/02/2026
Bitterness and cynicism are a form of surrender, when anger at injustice remains but the will to confront it is dulled by resignation. As true warriors, let anger at injustice be bright and righteous, and let it drive us to confront its cause, stand in its way, and cast it down.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Rep. Ro Khanna just read on the House floor the names of the six 'wealthy, powerful men' whose names were originally redacted in the Epstein files: Leslie Wexner Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem Salvatore Nuara Zurab Mikeladze Leonic Leonov Nicola Caputo www.politico.com/live-updates...
politico.com
House Dem identifies ‘wealthy, powerful men’ DOJ redacted in Epstein files
Rep. Ro Khanna read out the names of the six individuals on the House floor, where they will now be entered into the Congressional Record.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My earworm for today is "Everybody Do The Wenis". Could be worse, certainly.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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to wound the autumnal city 🍀 @silverhawthorne.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thread.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I watched The Shrouds. I didn’t love The Shrouds. Fellow Cronenberg nerds, did *you* like it?
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
RELEVANT to my INTERESTS
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BlueUtah 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰 @blueutah.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The fact, Pedo Trump maintains a "rock-solid" foundation of support among white evangelical Christians says much about white evangelical Christians.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
*locks the target*
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Jakespeare’s Ghost @swashbucklr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@sloanewinters.bsky.social
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If I had a heart I would eat it…
atlasobscura.com
Hunting for New York's Best Animal Hearts
In honor of Hearts Week, I did some unusual shopping (and cooking).
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
1: tribal museum tour guide 2: construction worker 3: voice recognition software developer 4: assistant director of institutional advancement 5: porn author
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BlueUtah 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰 @blueutah.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
More of this please.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is extremely @kkoja.bsky.social coded.
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Pierre Huyghe: Liminals review – terrifying quantum visions in a notorious Berlin club take seeing beyond believing
This towering display projected inside a former East German power plant-turned-techno stronghold is a gut-wobbling mythological journey – it will leave you unhinged
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Huh. Turns out my father went to school with Eleanor Holmes Norton in the Fieldston School back in the year one.
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ah. Ah yes, the lack of dinosaurs is why no one wants to touch your weiner, you sad little turkey neck.
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GreyWeirdo @greyweirdo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Alex Pretti was everything the right claims they want a man to be. He was helpful, courageous, athletic, selfless, community minded and carried a gun. Then, his last act was looking out for someone. He shames them by merely existing. They know he is the answer to every argument for a while.
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Feral Women's Society of America @fwsa.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Good and Pretti. Irony?
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Old Lady Shade @vespertilianthing.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Please let it happen on live broadcast.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
At some point whatever stimulants they're pumping daily into Trump's waxy, corpse-like body to make him open his eyes and spew 2 word syllables, are going to have an effect on his circulatory system and it's all gonna explode like the Death Star
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