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Silly Slime Kitty

@verysillykitty.bsky.social
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i slime wan be kity somtim i shif 2 kity enjoy ^^ pronouns r she/them privacy makes me not wana share my exact age, but i am in my 20s (alt of @theemberkitty.bsky.social)

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astra is dreaming ⭐ @featherlewd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
every day the same shit over and over again
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Kitty Loli 🏳️‍⚧️ @kittyloli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look if you want cunny you have to throw bricks at cop cars that's just how it is
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stupidpuppything @stupidpuppything.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Both times I read this in the quote post and in the article title I read it as "Our Longing For Incontinence" and was like woahhhh i didn't know we were having mainstream pisscourse
Screenshot depicting a quote post for an article reading "Our Longing For Inconvenience"
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
theres nothing better than computer sex
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𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂~ @deceased-bunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I Fuck My Computer!
Ramiel the bunny gets penetrated by a living computer, a tangled mess of wires buldges through his abdomen and wiggles out of his mouth and nose. Power cables hold his arms and legs while the computer's monitor blushes a deep red. Ramiel's peen is being sounded and cum flows through the computer's wires; Art Post
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we really need a good bluesky host made by human beings instead of giant ai losers
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
armpits are too hot for humans to have
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Lewdles! @lewdles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ik it’s a popular truism to say that trying to clock ppl as eggs is problematic or whatever, but i can tell you from experience there are a lot of trans people who will lose decades of their lives to denial unless you have an honest conversation with them and tell them you think they are trans
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
girls
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Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @freakydelite.yuri.capital · 02/09/2026
slowly but surely getting my girlfriend addicted to porn so that she’s constantly a needy horny mess for when i need to use her
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
okay so it might be crazy what im about to tell you
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
stopped taking SCP seriously when i learned that the photo of 1471 was just some random girls fursuit
evil scary dog with rainbow dash hat with the caption saying: "everybody loves ponies"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/08/2026
it is actually paramount that early transition girlies are cringe as fuck and we have to fight for their right to be so
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lurker474 (ラーカー) @lurker474.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It is important to keep this in circulation
Insult Deflection or Insult Reflection is a single-panel cartoon illustrating the effects one's insults or other forms of verbal attacks directed at a disliked person can inadvertently have on their mutuals, depicting a stick figure shooting at another, who then deflects it into a third person. Spawned by a viral Tumblr post about bodyshaming, the cartoon has been used as an exploitable meme since June 2022.
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 21/08/2026
"If trans people want a boycott of The New York Times, where's the call to do so?" Here is a declaration laying out how the NYT is a key driver of trans genocide, why boycotts work and why anyone who gives a damn about trans lives and rights must boycott The New York Times.
transnews.network
Boycott The New York Times
For years The New York Times has relentlessly pushed anti-trans propaganda, playing a significant role in the escalating genocide against us. It's far past time for a call to action: anyone who cares ...
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Hypno-Scream (Comms Open)💛🤍💜🖤 @hypnoscream.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Folks who say “keep your politics out of your art!” are the same folks who want movies to just e about killing minorities and want a million lines in movies that are just “this woman character sucks and shouldn’t be in this film.”
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
linux will not magically fix your old laptop #feditips
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai fuck ai
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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Nystre @nystre.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if I wanted to be safe for work I would go to work and talk to my boss
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kicks @kicksagain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girl pissing herself in grey sweatpants 💭
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"The past was so much better" it was also a bit more racist and homophobic and stuff like i get the whole tech and relationships being better, i like flip phones and the DS and talking to ppl too. but it was also homophobic. and im gay. i just want flip phone now, now is less racist. thank you!! :3
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mwi - ACAB @comminist
RT this if you value sex workers above cops
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Katie (the other one) @kayfabegamergirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thinking, as I often do, about this tumblr post
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
LLM generated image and LLM generated video is my personal way to talk about what most would call "ai" "art" or "ai" "animations" :p images are digital, and have no connotation outside of that, while art has the connotation of being made with purpose or intent video for the same reason -digital ofc
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This is going around for some reason, just gonna point out that many studies have been done about porn addiction, held by researchers who believed in porn addiction, only to find that porn addiction is not real and never was. Turns out it was religion. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...
psychologytoday.com
Science Stopped Believing in Porn Addiction. You Should, Too
Research finds that porn-related problems are predominantly caused by religious conflict. Clinically, this means people need help, but not necessarily with the porn.
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Kale 🏳️‍⚧️ ケールくん @chapter 3 @1989nk.com · 08/08/2026
a character can still be he/him and masc even if you give him breasts giving him boobs doesn't automatically turn him into a girl
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"that ship has a problematic age gap" and its a problem for who? the fictional characters that dont exist?? the fun police?????
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astra is dreaming ⭐ @featherlewd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Don't wanna be a nice girl and Don't wanna be taught and ruled #art #star
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Cake-Stuffed Bold 🔜 BLFC @bigprebbybolds.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i found an argument made out of entirely No True Scotsman fallicies. when i was done examining the argument and debating with the person who made such an argument, they started namecalling.
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
partisan politics (especially american partisan politics) is mostly weird sterotyping?? its like "the left are all weirdo blue haired rainbow loving transfuckers" and "the right are all racist cop loving nazi MAGA losers who hate everything fun" are both completely serious ideas in peoples heads.
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tenqi @10qi.kawaii.social · 06/01/2026
selfcest!!!!! full on patreon
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Miss Indulgence (aka Momma Gobbo) @missindulgence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ahahahaha~ Lookit this dweeb, learning to love and cherish themselves by having a version of them separate from the self that they can love, because they find it easier to express affection to others than themselves.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you
twitch.uservoice.com
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TGWeaver @tgweaver.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Okay, I was struck with an idea for a porn meme format. Hear me out, because I believe in this one. I call it "timeline preview"
A youtube-style video is pictured, titled "Meeting My New Neighbors!" in which three cartoony animal people wave to the camera. A bashful horse and excitable dog flank the video's host, a cheerful pink cat. Everything appears wholesome.
In the second panel, a mouse cursor has drifted over the video's timeline, and a tiny video inlay pops up, previewing a single frame several minutes later in the same video. In this small frame on the simulated UI, all three characters are seen having wild, messy sex in someone's bedroom. There is no indication of what happens between then and now to result in the video taking such a dramatic and pornographic turn.
While her new neighbors remain oblivious to this, the cat host appears to somehow be able to see this preview frame, despite it being part of the user interface. Now very distracted, she stares at it, and her imminent and inevitable future, with a blank, wide-eyed expression.
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i saw a cool minecraft datapack today called minecraft: matcha flavored and i think ill try it out a bit, looks like something id like to play
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️SLEEPYHEAD💤FRITZY🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sleepyhead-fritzy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"my son turned out fine" Ma'am, your daughter tears up from the slightest bit of praise and needs constant reassurance that people aren't mad at her
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Restless Boar @restlessboar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🐁🐁🐁
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Silly Slime Kitty @verysillykitty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
if you hate google ai, try switching search engines good ones include startpage and duckduckgo, both of which have settings to remove any ai stuff theres also wikipedia too, best paired with bookmarks to common sites kagi, wiby, and webrings on indie (ex. neocities and nekoweb) pages are good too
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
literally this meme:
delta airlines poster: UNION DUES
COST AROUND
$700 A YEAR.
A NEW VIDEO GAME SYSTEM WITH THE LATEST HITS SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
PUT YOUR MONEY TOWARDS THAT INSTEAD OF PAYING DUES TO THE UNION.


homer simpson: Aww, higher wages!
I wanted a video game!

homer simpson’s brain: Higher wages can buy many video games.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/12/2024
existennialmemes on tumblr: 

"Jokes aside, I am feeling rather anxious that there are so many CEOs still at large." 

"I just think it's frightening that dangerous people like that are allowed to roam freely where at any time, they might walk into a boardroom and kill thousands of people with a stroke of their pen."
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Baagender Pride @woolybully414.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No party campaigned on age verification. Nobody the US voted for this. Nobody the EU voted for this. Nobody the UK voted for this. Nobody in Australia voted for this. Some don't even know it's happening. Meta lobbied for this and got their way within a few years. Let this radicalize you.
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
it my house now i stole
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Mister Shadow @daddysnowkitty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Diapers shouldn't just be about teasing and humiliation. There is every reason to praise someone for wearing diapers and giving them positive reinforcement. "I'm so proud of you for diapering up today." "You did such a good job with those tapes." "That diaper matches your outfit so well!"
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🎃 PUMPKIN! 🎃 @moon-grave.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Swelling rage
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