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new yorker | feminist | lawyer | photography dilettante Website: very-simple.com (she/her)

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Sam @very-simple.com · 45m
I know he's a racist, but I am just extremely confused as to what racist trope he's trying to invoke here?
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Sam @very-simple.com · 3h
Yet again extremely glad I had to renew my passport in fall 2024 and I can bypass this entire administration.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 3h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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Sam @very-simple.com · 5h
I have a routine appointment today that I scheduled A YEAR AGO. In august, I got a notification that my specific doctor was leaving the practice, and instead of just assigning me a new doctor, I had to call to 'reschedule' at which point they offered me an appointment in DECEMBER...
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Sam @very-simple.com · 9h
This has been in the back of my head since yesterday. Not only the “basketball game must mean NBA”, but that they couldn’t even fathom that Smith would attend a women’s game.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 29/09/2026
NYers READ SHARE DONATE My friend Chelsea's daughter has leukemia & needs platelet transfusions. She can *only* have AB platelets. You can donate if you are AB+ or AB-. Please go to Sloane Kettering at 1250 1st Ave. Say they're for Stella Suther. DM me for her bday www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/a...
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Sam @very-simple.com · 29/09/2026
It wasn’t exactly the same, but my dad had a 1983 mustang convertible. It’s biggest claim to fame was that a small indie movie studio rented it for a movie starring an up and coming pop star. www.imcdb.org/v071461.html
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Sam @very-simple.com · 28/09/2026
This. Any money that comes into the US government goes to the treasury and controlled by Congress. The president can’t siphon off some bucket of taxes for his own personal use simply because he exercised his (questionable) authority to impose tariffs.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 28/09/2026
How does this even make sense in the current context of high fuel prices being the actual problem right now? Buy a new car that gets even LESS miles per gallon?
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Sam @very-simple.com · 28/09/2026
The wildest thing (to me) about these tunnel boring machines is that they're often single-use. They're too big and heavy to remove after they're done digging. www.sciencing.com/1875437/how-...
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Here's How Tunnel Boring Machines Work (And Why They're Sometimes Buried Underground) - Sciencing
Tunnel boring machines support the leading edge of the tunnel as it's being dug and parts of it are left in place afterwards due to their size.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, so happy to see Station Eleven make the list. Not enough people watched it, but it’s a brilliant adaptation and one of the most moving (and ultimately hopeful) shows I’ve ever seen. An all-time fave.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 26/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF Always and forever:
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Here's Looking At You Kid
ALT: Here's Looking At You Kid
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I found these two boxes in Instagram settings but it's definitely opt out. I turned mine off. I don't know if you've done this yet.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 25/09/2026
Realizing I missed a few on my first pass through, but here’s a better list. Green=watched all the way through Yellow=watched a substantial portion (usually at least a full season unless it’s a limited series) and should probably pick back up Red=gave up on after an episode or two.
The Netu ork Times
 The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
 I'VE
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 Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
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 The Wire (2002-2008)
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 Mad Men (2007-2015)
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 Succession (2018-2023)
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 Fleabag (2016-2019)
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 Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
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 Veep (2012-2019)
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 30 Rock (2006-2013)
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 Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000-2024)
 10. Atlanta (2016-2022)
 11. The Office (U.S.) (2005-2013)
 12. Arrested Development (2003-2019)
 13. Girls (2012-2017)
 14. Friday Night Lights (2006-2011)
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 Six Feet Under (2001-2005)
 16. The Office (U.K.) (2001-2003)
 17. The Americans (2013-2018)
 18. I May Destroy You (2020)
 19. Chernobyl (2019)
 20. The Crown (2016-2023)
 21. The White Lotus (2021-present)
 22. Lost (2004-2010)
 23. The Comeback (2005-2026)
 24. Deadwood (2004-2006)
 25. The Leftovers (2014-2017)
 26. Black Mirror (2011-present)
 27. Better Call Saul (2015-2022)
 28. Band of Brothers (2001)
 29. Key & Peele (2012-2015)
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 Severance (2022-present)
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 Survivor (2000-present)
 32. Andor (2022-2025)
 33. Enlightened (2011-2013)
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 Schitt's Creek (2015-2020)
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 True Detective (Season 1) (2014)
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 The Pitt (2025-present)
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 Battlestar Galactica (2005-2009)
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 Homeland (2011-2020)
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 Watchmen (2019)
 40. Adolescence (2025)
 41. Louie (2010-2015)
 42. Hacks (2021-2026)
 43. Peaky Blinders (2013-2022)
 44. BoJack Horseman (2014-2020)
 45. Happy Valley (2014-2023)
 46. Broad City (2014-2019)
 47. Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
 48. House of Cards (2013-2018)
 49. Normal People (2020)
 50. Parks and Recreation (2009-2015)
 Explore the list at nytimes.com/bestTV
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 The Good Place (2016-2020)
 Downton Abbey (2010-2015)
 Stranger Things (2016-2025)
 The Bureau (2015-2020)
 Insecure (2016-2021)
 Nathan for You (2013-2017)
 I Think You Should Leave (2019-present)
 Chappelle's Show (2003-2006)
 PEN15 (2019-2021)
 Peep Show (2003-2015)
 RuPaul's Drag Race (2009-present)
 Slow Horses (2022-present)
 The Thick of It (2005-2012)
 Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown (2013-2018)
 Mare of Easttown (2021)
 The Rehearsal (2022-present)
 The Handmaid's Tale (2017-2025)
 Ozark (2017-2022)
 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (2005-2012)
 The Shield (2002-2008)
 Beef (Season 1) (2023)
 Squid Game (2021-2025)
 Barry (2018-2023)
 The Bear (2022-2026)
 Ted Lasso (2020-present)
 Somebody Somewhere (2022-2024)
 Modern Family (2009-2020)
 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-present)
 The Good Wife (2009-2016)
 How To With John Wilson (2020-2023)
 The Queen's Gambit (2020)
 Better Things (2016-2022)
 Justified (2010-2015)
 Planet Earth (2006)
 The Great British Baking Show (2010-present)
 Shogun (2024-present)
 Reservation Dogs (2021-2023)
 Dexter (2006-2013)
 Baby Reindeer (2024)
 Eastbound & Down (2009-2013)
 Catastrophe (2015-2019)
 The Night Of (2016)
 Station Eleven (2021-2022)
 The Diplomat (2023-present)
 House (2004-2012)
 Halt and Catch Fire (2014-2017)
 Community (2009-2015)
 The OA (2016-2019)
 Gilmore Girls (2000-2007)
 Scandal (2012-2018)
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Sam @very-simple.com · 25/09/2026
I’ve watched 27(!) shows all the way through, and quite a few more during their heyday but didn’t finish. Also though, wondering how to count “I’ve watched Station Eleven at least a dozen times”?
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Sam @very-simple.com · 25/09/2026
I’m mostly excited that the nor-Easter this weekend is totally going to rain out the Global Citizen Festival, which ordinarily fills my neighborhood with thousands of assholes and forces a shutdown of the entire Great Lawn during two of the most beautiful weeks in fall.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 23/09/2026
The AI actually wasn’t the problem here. You could do this racist nonsense with photoshop.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 23/09/2026
Everyone focused on the China part, while I am sitting here going WE SHIP SENSITIVE MILITARY PARTS VIA UPS?!
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Sam @very-simple.com · 23/09/2026
Had my final appointment with my orthopedic surgeon this morning and apparently my fracture is completely healed and I got the all clear. Still need to do more PT to deal with the longer term stuff.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 23/09/2026
honestly funniest thing that could happen is that instead of needing to spend money to demolish the ballroom after he leaves, it just collapses in on itself on January 20 at 12:01pm.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He doesn't understand how risk pooling or insurance fraud works. People who "never file a claim" subsidize everyone else and cannot be committing insurance fraud (which requires filing claims).
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Sam @very-simple.com · 22/09/2026
My extremely milquetoast normie governor Kathy Hochul has more balls than this guy.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 21/09/2026
Oh good*, my sister-in-law is on a flight that is supposed to land at Newark in about three hours. *sarcasm.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 21/09/2026
Time to restart my vigil for when my grandfathered-in-with-my-AT&T-plan-free-HBO will finally end.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 20/09/2026
Even if this weren’t a completely transparent pretext because he things “NATIONAL SECURITY” is a set of magic words that let him do anything, no competent military advisor would suggest storing all of your munitions in a giant target standing on its own in the middle of a traffic circle.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 20/09/2026
He’s clearly worried the courts are going to kill his arch, so he’s trying to shoehorn in a ‘national security’ excuse for it, because that’s the argument they used for the ballroom/bunker.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 19/09/2026
Is it? I’m proud of these folks for standing up, but “regular people have to form a human chain around a cultural institution and memorial in order to protect it from the petty, cruel whims of our tyrant president with the impulse control of a toddler” is not how anyone would define “democracy”.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 19/09/2026
My parents wardrobes and desk used to belong to Rita Moreno, and we regularly refer to it as “Rita’s furniture”. (They ended up with them because their dear friend was an interior designer who worked with Moreno for years).
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Sam @very-simple.com · 19/09/2026
Got my new iPhone today and just realized that the burgundy color was the exact same color as my favorite pair of 12-hole Doc Martens that I bought at Trash & Vaudeville back in like, 1994. They were darker than oxblood and I never saw another pair in that color 🤣
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Sam @very-simple.com · 18/09/2026
Some idiot keeps using one of my alternate email addresses for his PayPal account, and, well, now his account is suspended because I am obviously not verifying anything they send.
Your account features are paused
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Sam @very-simple.com · 18/09/2026
As someone who works literally in the middle of Park Avenue, I am very excited for this. Only wish we still had the north-facing Helmsley Building views.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 17/09/2026
I want the tiny cat!
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Sam @very-simple.com · 17/09/2026
I don't want to put this in the thread because it's too long already, but @kathryntewson.bsky.social 's latest attempt to get AI bros to explain how AI can tell if something is true had me flashing back all the way to...yesterday. Please note I am temporarily disabled and need a working elevator.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 17/09/2026
This underplays how much Bruni absolutely reads Stephens for filth here. "I sincerely hope they enjoyed their Vineyard shellfish"? HAHAHAHAHA. (and for the record, we have both early voting and no-excuse absentee voting these days. people can vote from the Vineyard!)
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Sam @very-simple.com · 17/09/2026
I'm trying to come up with a coherent theory about Trump's destruction of Kennedy's legacy in particular, rooted in the NYC media's describing Trump as "kennedy-esque" when he was a young man (yes, really).
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Sam @very-simple.com · 17/09/2026
LOVE coming to the office extra early because I have both an 8am call AND an in-person event to attend later in the day, only to have the 8am call get cancelled after I get here.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 16/09/2026
Today in “fun with AI”, first is the google gemini result for whether the elevators are back in service at my local station. Second is the actual status from the MTA’s website as of 6:55pm today.
Subway Station Elevators
 • Status: Operational
 December for a complete equipment overhaul.
 elevators are running normally. M MTA +2mta.info
 72 St
 2 of 2 elevators out of service
 ) Capital Replacement: Street to downtown platform &
 Affected lines: 1 2 3
 Estimated return to service:
 Fall 2026
 ID: EL240
 Outage reason:
 Learn more about
 Capital Replacements
 Travel Alternatives
 Capital Replacement: Street to uptown platform al
 Affected lines: 1 2 3
 Estimated return to service:
 Fall 2026
 ID: EL239
 Outage reason:
 Learn more about
 Capital Replacements
 Travel Alternatives
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Sam @very-simple.com · 16/09/2026
I have never related to a Pope more than this.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have no idea how to have this conversation within Jewish circles but the very obvious path we're on is that the ADL is devaluing the concept of antisemitism by making it synonymous with Ms Rachel and Macklemore, spending down the capital of American Jews in service of a genocidal apartheid state
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Sam @very-simple.com · 15/09/2026
This seems to be the main way they're still going to monkey around with ballots. Best to not rely on the USPS particularly when *returning* ballots, and if you need to, you're gonna have to wait on line and demand a same-day postmark. bsky.app/profile/tani...
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Sam @very-simple.com · 14/09/2026
An entire national sentiment of people thinking “well *I’m* doing OK but I’m worried about [friend/family/random stranger’s] prospects”.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 13/09/2026
My parents are still pretty good at recognizing the political scams, but my stepmom regularly forwards me stuff about “computer virus protection” to double check if it’s legit, and I’m always like “IT’S A SCAM”. Honestly just glad they forward the stuff to me first to check.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 13/09/2026
I have bangs for the first time since I was about 15.
Self portrait of me, a white lady wearing a black shirt and wire-rimmed aviator glasses, and wavy blond hair that goes to my chin, WITH BANGS.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 12/09/2026
What a cruel game these people play with the bathrooms and such. This poor guy just wants to take a piss at work. I would be losing my mind every day if I had to deal with this. Anyone perpetuating this horrific nonsense is just a bigoted monster, full stop.
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Sam @very-simple.com · 12/09/2026
In the 1980s my next door neighbor’s house was entirely like this. Right down to their pets.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah the endgame here is very obviously the destruction of girls’ sports by making them sites of mandatory sexual abuse and it is really blackpilling how many people are going along with it out of fear of trans people or their hope for little Christleigh getting a track scholarship to Azusa state
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Sam @very-simple.com · 11/09/2026
Mamdani plus kids is just absolutely the best.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Trans kids should get to enjoy sports just like every other kid. So should all people of any age. Sports make our lives better. If advanced or pro leagues need guardrails to protect fairness or safety, they’ll institute them. The truth is, those situations almost never come up.”
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Jack Black's 'You See?' Gesture
ALT: Jack Black's 'You See?' Gesture
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Sam @very-simple.com · 11/09/2026
Today's adventures in Physical Therapy. the place I go is on the 4th floor of a 7 story building. construction workers on the 7th floor have apparently decided that they get to lock the elevator up there for the own convenience, DESPITE AN ENTIRE PHYSICAL THERAPY STUDIO BEING IN THE BUILDING...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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