Sam @very-simple.com · 25/09/2026Realizing I missed a few on my first pass through, but here’s a better list. Green=watched all the way through Yellow=watched a substantial portion (usually at least a full season unless it’s a limited series) and should probably pick back up Red=gave up on after an episode or two. 111
Sam @very-simple.com · 18/09/2026Some idiot keeps using one of my alternate email addresses for his PayPal account, and, well, now his account is suspended because I am obviously not verifying anything they send. 160
Sam @very-simple.com · 16/09/2026Today in “fun with AI”, first is the google gemini result for whether the elevators are back in service at my local station. Second is the actual status from the MTA’s website as of 6:55pm today. 020
Sam @very-simple.com · 16/09/2026Look at this fucking nonsense. Jews don’t even believe that the Christian concept of hell exists so why would we care that you think we’re going somewhere that doesn’t exist? 391
Sam @very-simple.com · 15/09/2026Be right back, gonna go should random shit out my window the hopes that I can sue Disney for infringement ten years from now. 140
Sam @very-simple.com · 13/09/2026Little kid me always had bangs, and by high school I was like NOPE. 010
Sam @very-simple.com · 08/09/2026before they decide to memory hole this article explaining that Trump was FOUR MILES AWAY at trump tower, screenshotting this 2016 article clip in particular. www.politico.com/magazine/sto... 22611
Sam @very-simple.com · 05/09/2026NYC friends - I’m looking to get rid of this ottoman - it’s still in good shape (I’ve kept it slipcovered to protect from Sadie) but with more recent furniture acquisitions, it’s just too big. It’s 39” in diameter. Available for the low low cost of picking it up. 142
Sam @very-simple.com · 04/09/2026To be clear, I grew up in this little triangle wedged between the Hudson and NJ, so we got a lot of northern NJ vibes despite being New Yorkers. 120
Sam @very-simple.com · 04/09/2026As someone from Rockland County who also went to school in Philly, I am a bit disturbed at how accurate this is. 010
Sam @very-simple.com · 02/09/2026On their website it looks like you can change your region - so very possibly! 100
Sam @very-simple.com · 30/08/2026I know it’s just a matter of time because much of this data is simply pulled from government sources, but Apple Maps hasn’t updated (yet). 050
Sam @very-simple.com · 28/08/2026'the worst person you know...' and all that but Jamie Dimond very publicly refused to give the trump admin money precisely because he knew trump wouldn't be in power forever. thehill.com/business/559... 000
Sam @very-simple.com · 26/08/2026anyway, mine didn't have the little visor, but otherwise it was this design. Other brands are making similar style helmets these days. 180
Sam @very-simple.com · 24/08/2026He’s been gone for many years, but may I introduce you to my half German shepherd, half daschound mutt, Fritz as a puppy? 1100
Sam @very-simple.com · 22/08/2026Once we figured out what was going on AND that it wasn’t because of a health issue I’ve actually been pretty happy with the arrangement 😹. She’s just a weirdo. 050
Sam @very-simple.com · 16/08/2026So Sadie’s been losing weight and losing interest in food for a while. I’ve spent the past year trying to deal with this. The latest effort was to try a steroid to help reduce inflammation (she likely has IBD). She’s been on it now for a month and this is the video my cat sitter sent last night ❤️😻 2180
Sam @very-simple.com · 08/08/2026Made it to JFK and the Connie for a cocktail. Staying here tonight and flying out in the morning to go sit on a lounge chair for a week. 2110
Sam @very-simple.com · 07/08/2026Here’s my freestanding one. I like that the base isn’t enormous but still does the job. 110
Sam @very-simple.com · 01/08/2026Sending you all the good vibes. Currently dealing with an aging cat with various health issues, and I now spend my mornings strategizing how to get her to eat her steroid pill because she catches on to all of my tricks within a day. 030
Sam @very-simple.com · 30/07/2026Hahaha. For comparison here is a selfie I took ten seconds ago, grey roots and all. And yet it is still 100 times better than that government nonsense. 020
Sam @very-simple.com · 29/07/2026None of those folks should be subject to the tax, although it's certainly possible that they will need to jump through some hoops to prove it. www.sbjlaw.com/blogs/are-yo... 120
Sam @very-simple.com · 24/07/2026I don’t even like tomatoes and I know this. Also I assume most home grown veggies are better than store bought, but my parents’ veggie garden is like Narnia. 040
Sam @very-simple.com · 13/07/2026My dad is the best of both worlds - studied fashion design in college and can also build a pretty nice shed! (Honestly one of my favorite things about him is the fact that he does dad stuff without it turning into some macho bullshit) 1100
Sam @very-simple.com · 13/07/2026Yes! I’ve also been to Volubilis in Morocco, which was a massive Roman ruin. Was going to mention that in the first post, but didn’t want to confuse Greece and Rome. 010
Sam @very-simple.com · 13/07/2026Not for nothing, but the most interesting thing about these ancient statues I saw in Greece a few years ago was the fact that there was clearly some crossover going on. People had boats. 150
Sam @very-simple.com · 05/07/2026The exhibitionist lions I saw in Tanzania were still immensely lazy. 040
Sam @very-simple.com · 02/07/2026On iPhone you can set up spam and unknown sender filtering and this helps a lot with keeping them out of the main inbox. 000
Sam @very-simple.com · 29/06/2026Ok, I've got to hand it to google and/or apple. Just googled 'widows bay' and got this at the top of my results 020
Sam @very-simple.com · 25/06/2026Window unit for proof. I don’t take it out in the winter because I am lazy and my steam radiator heat is so strong that I need the apartment to stay a bit drafty. 120
Sam @very-simple.com · 24/06/2026They even sent me a sticker with my absentee ballot. It’s now stuck to my knee scooter. 020
Sam @very-simple.com · 23/06/2026Today’s edition of “is it hot flashes or is it just the weather?” 080
Sam @very-simple.com · 17/06/2026Today in being absolutely haunted by my cat because I took “her” chair to work from. 081