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Very Very Salacious

@very-salacious.bsky.social
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Minors DNI. Very salacious alt for more salacious things and more distasteful things. Porn to Politics 29, they/she/he/Penis-haver Stuck in the UK I love birds and miss my chickens. Left-leaning Asshat and a proud F-slur. [WARNING: I POST PORN TOO.]

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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 3m
You're stinky.
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Anime Character with Orange Hair Looks Surprised
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 12h
Trump is a coward. Zelensky is a warrior. Trump is a pathological liar. Zelensky is a truth teller. Trump is a scoundrel. Zelensky is a hero. Trump kisses Putin’s ass. Zelensky is kicking Putin’s ass. Trump is a traitor to the free world. Zelensky is defending the free world.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 1h
A screenshot of an anonymous post from 4chan. The post reads: 
>work factory at night with a guy 
>he's kinda funny 
>ask him if he wants to drink some beer on friday after work 
>"sure" 
>go to his apartment 
>put beer in fridge 
>2 dollar store chicken sandwiches in fridge 
>nothing else in kitchen 
>only furniture is two lawn chairs and a cot he sleeps on 
>sit in a lawn chair 
>there is literally nothing else in this apartment 
>ask him how long he's been in this apartment 
>"2 years" 
>ask him what the shit he does when he's not working 
>"i honestly just jerk off to porn on my cell phone and go to sleep" 

what a life
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 1h
red background with black text saying: "I suck at cuddling. After like 15 mins I'm going to touch your" with red text on white background saying: "My phone"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1h
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10h
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 2h
They cheated before and will cheat again
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 3h
jc denton posting on twitter saying: "@grok what is the meaning of this story?"

finn responds with: "using grok for no fuckin reason at all except to prove u cant comprehend a simple anecdote that is less than 50 words."

jc denton then replies with: "@grok why is this lady angry at me"
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 10m
You'd make a better point just doing this as a shitass drawing on MS paint instead of this AI slop
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 9h
Today’s surprising thrift shop find…
Dennis Rodman wedding dress doll
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 54m
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 15m
I fucking love chicken knowledge
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Chicken Tree Screaming Chicken
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 57m
oversaturated image of tony stark looking at the other person impressed with the meme text saying: "when you realize dat boy has chicken knowledge"
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 1h
This is kinda just what my experience with plurality has been like I think
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 4h
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1h
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h
In an age where it seems like money is everything, it’s refreshing to have Cleveland and Tampa in the ALCS demonstrating that quality can’t just be bought
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 55m
map software on car shows going through loop is 8 minutes slower, with added text on the photo of this saying: "cool thanks"
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 52m
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Dakyres @dakyres.bsky.social · 9h
I have ideas...
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 2h
The Yandex datacenter in Vladimir received drone sanctions, and is currently being migrated to the cloud. According to the Yandex status board, all Yandex services are completely unavailable in Russia. Maybe targeting our datacenters was a bad idea. Enjoy your digital detox.📵
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 21m
Hahaha, yandex sucked fat dick anyway; I used to use it for image translations before google got it for desktop uploads. Absolute dogshit
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Tomodachi No Imouto Ga Ore Ni Dake Uzai My Friend'S Little Sister Has It In For Me
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 23m
Why is this child-raping obese tard still going on about... dew-moh-crats? Someone teach pedolf 4th grade spelling or put this slur in the ground already lmao
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Concern Umm
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 2h
#Deltarune #Spamton
A little Spamton sitting atop a cardboard sales display, inviting you to purchase a delightful children's toy.
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noki @ilike2playndraw.bsky.social · 6h
not really doing anything with these but I may as well not hide my knowledge
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Mister Culexus @mculexus.bsky.social · 3h
I suspect the world didn't need girl failure Thanquol but my brain would not budge on this.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 1h
Meme showing a hand clawing into the top of a wooden nightstand next to a lamp, making scratch marks into the surface. the text above says: "Dick from a guy who says "my nightstand is made of very cheap materials please be careful with it""
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 2h
I think I clock in around a 2 on the dicked-her scale
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Stella Plays with a Measure Tape
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 3h
@neildegrassetyson.com can you ask bill nye if he fw tboys
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 6h
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3h
Pigeons in holes. Here there are n = 10 pigeons in m = 9 holes. Since 10 is greater than 9, the pigeonhole principle says that at least one hole has more than one pigeon. (The top left hole has 2 pigeons.)
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 4h
Visions of preg... #pankallisti #incest #mpreg #cum #footjob #nsfw #furryart furaffinity.net/view/66657370/
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 3h
sometimes talking about kink makes you feel really smart and sometimes it makes you sound like a dumb fucking caveman
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 2h
Their constitooshun isn't worth the bog-roll it's written on, they're too scared to even try to stop a fascist when they have more guns than people, their feudal state was founded on blood and colonialism and they're a rotting shell of extreme capitalism. Now they're just not pretending otherwise. 🇱🇷
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 7h
Truth 👇
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 3h
🎶 do dee doo dee do de doo dee 🎵
tmnt logo generator image “moving goalpost fascist trolling”.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 14h
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 5h
youtube thumbnail showing jason dislikes "se*x," freddy kreuger has 140 kills, and michael myers is bisexu
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Serena Busterina @serenabusterina.bsky.social · 4h
Oh, christ, I'm just numb. Find them, DNA them, try them and cut it off. And I'm not kidding. That's the minimum for what I need to feel justice is served.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 5h
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Camerata @camerataart.bsky.social · 5h
it's the best time of the year again don't think i forgot and don't you dare forget #UNI2 #inbirth
...and ranked at 4am? Really?...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 7h
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 6h
made my own vent art
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Crow 🌿 @crowlines.net · 5h
Con attendee showed me a photo of their enormously rotund shrimp right after it had babies
Drawing of a small shrimp labeled "normal" and a blimp shaped shrimp labeled "theirs"
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Spooksource @0lightsource.bsky.social · 5h
SGM doods
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 15h
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 5h
CRXSSF4DE posting on twitter saying: "i love how you can just make iphones do shit like this." the image attached shows a screenshot of a iphone ios shortcut that purchases a iphone 17 if the battery on the phone is less than or equal to 20 percent.

mziegfield then replies to the post, saying: "iphone nuzlocke challenge."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
“President Zelenskyy could’ve solved the war” — Trump (The one person with the power to immediately end the war is Putin, the aggressor)
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 5h
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 4h
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