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Minors DNI. Very salacious alt for more salacious things and more distasteful things. Porn to Politics 29, they/she/he/Penis-haver Stuck in the UK I love birds and have chickens. Left-leaning Asshat and a proud F-slur. [WARNING: I POST PORN TOO.]

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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 6h
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 8h
the jerma "let's take ibuprofen together" image but it says "let's jerk off together"
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 11h
Cartoonist: Steve Jones
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 3h
I'm probably gonna lose a few followers with this one ngl but nice
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Burnice White's Cool Sunglasses Look
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 9h
Happy little accidents
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 9h
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 5h
@.@ #ofthedevilnsfw
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 6h
The True Origin of Comet the Superhorse!*
Kon-El: Superhorse? Jeez, how many animals did Krypton blast into space?
Comet: I actually used to be human. My ex girlfriend put her finger in my the part of butt that turns you into a telepathic horse and turned me into a telepathic horse.
Kon-El: is
Kon-El: is that something i have to worry about
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10h
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h
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riddler stan #626 @h0gcrnkrr.bsky.social · 8h
because he doesn't see brown women as people, he sees them as exotic couches
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Cindy Michels 🇺🇲🇪🇺🇨🇦 @cindymichels.bsky.social · 14h
Right, off to the airport 😎✈️ This image really sums up the USA loss against Iran and its attack on human rights 🤔 Enjoy ❤️ See you Monday 👀
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 9h
yuritober day 2 scent kink
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 10h
Tipping a bit of your granny out through your trouser leg at Space Mountain like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 21h
User interface design is my passion
screenshot of a form that says "position title (optional) required"
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 20h
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 17h
That's why we need experts. 😉
A post and reply, screenshot from Threads:

A user publishes the drawing of a pick-up truck with a massive magnet attached to it's front. On the back of the pick-up, there's an arm that reaches over the car and  holds another magnet in front of the first one. The post says: "I want a magnet powered daily driver."

Volkswagen replied to this post and said: "We sent this to the engineering department and they blocked us on Teams."
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hired goon @salarta.bsky.social · 15h
Middle aged Arlen teacher BEGGING to have her freak giant monster feet spanked in a garbage bag
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 23h
Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it
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Spooksource @0lightsource.bsky.social · 23h
Sally scribs
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 20h
I don't care for harry pothead much since I grew up and learned the author is an absolute waste of a swallowed cumshot, but god the #malfoid trend kills me
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 22h
Me and who
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nycfemm.bsky.social @nycfemm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Very Very Salacious @very-salacious.bsky.social · 21h
Just hit me. Unites States with all the freedom democracy liberty etc while being ran by oil lobbyists, 'super' XYZ... Shelldivers.
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Helldiver's Ohyeaaah! Super Earth
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🐸Philphun 🇺🇦 🇮🇸 🇨🇦 @philphun1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 22h
how im tryna be
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MilkyBoxBoy @milkyboxboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
takes your money coven outside the kombini
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Local HERO in Kansas gets arrested for slashing ICE agent's tires. In an effort to deescalate the surrounding crowd, the cop arresting him yelled that the Kansas man is being arrested for slashing tires. The crowd cheered in response to that and basically gave the man a standing ovation.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23h
we've located bussy
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 23h
"The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them." ~ George Orwell #BrucePlante
Bruce Plante
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23h
I missed this in the Constitution.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22h
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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AmericanCanuck @americoncanuck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Simpsons: The Worst Day of Your Life So Far
Alt: Homer Simpson tells Bart, "it's The Worst Day of Your Life So Far.
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 01/10/2026
the loathsome bingus eater
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 01/10/2026
Bro please kiss me on the lips bro
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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MALLE🔞 @kiryu36.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
💰🎁🙏📥
a fake screenshot of the game final fantasy 8 with the character Irvine saying "the wealthy are always the biggest welfare recipients"
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bobayg.bsky.social @bobayg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And you guys voted for him not once but twice
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donworth.bsky.social @donworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤷🏼
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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Peter Griesar @griesar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Freedom of religion shouldn’t mean freedom to kill your children.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/10/2026
NEW: Emma Joyce died at 3 years old. The next year, her sister Ava Joan died. Then their brother died from the same complication of untreated diabetes that killed Ava Joan. Later, a fourth sibling died. Their parents believed in prayer, not medicine.
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Four Kids in One Faith-Healing Family Died. Authorities Could Do Nothing.
An exemption in Idaho law shields faith-healing parents from criminal prosecution for conduct that otherwise would be charged as neglect. It also keeps police and social workers from stepping in to pr...
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/10/2026
Fully Ripe 50's Tits
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sweeties zone🔞 @breastimages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
next time won't be an accident
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’re shocked by a Senator who doesn’t know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes, wait until you hear about the president who only recently learned that dumb is spelled with a b. 🤣 🤪 😂
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