Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 28/03/2024I find it difficult to refute accusations of fatalism, and frankly, nothing good can come of this 001
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 28/03/2024I'm hilariously busy today, and nobody else is, and my boss keeps gleefully distracting me, and it's unfortunately very, very fucking funny. 020
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 28/03/2024We need a new kind of bone-hurting juice now more than ever 010
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 27/03/2024This smidgen of text has pushed me just a hair breadth closer to Jokerfication. I'm going to go stand outside in the sunlight to reverse the effects. 010
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 27/03/2024After like five years of silence and almost ten years since we last hung out irl, someone snapped me a selfie captioned "just bleached my asshole" and that's community to me. 030
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 27/03/2024I don't have innocent crushes. There is nothing innocent about me. I am full of the violence of desire and want. 020
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 27/03/2024Yearning to become a more perfect and simple creature that fully knows its own mind and the world it inhabits. 110
Reposted by CrashedPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/03/2024it's gettin hot in here so take off every zig 56210
Reposted by CrashedJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 26/03/2024Frodo: That man in the corner, who is he? Bartender: He's one a them rangers, dangerous folk I hear. At home in the wilds. Dual wield without attack penalties. They can cast priest spells. Sometimes they have animal companions, but that depends on which edition yer playin. 1228
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 26/03/2024The clattering of the line against the flagpole like one lonely pair of cheeks clapping to an unknown beat 020
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 26/03/2024Vagueposts about a bridge are more important than my job actually 110
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 26/03/2024What's up motherfuckers are we alll ready for Tuesday because I'm not. I'm ready for death. 120
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 25/03/2024You guys think that guy who invented banks is just like, real mad we got ones for cum now? 010
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 25/03/2024I'm wfh next week so I gotta plan a bunch of bullshit to do while wfh lol 000
Reposted by Crashedlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 25/03/2024Marianas trench? Unreal. Cut the horny stuff out while you’re on the clock. I have no respect for oceanographers 0152
Reposted by Crashedfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 25/03/2024the people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine... 115220
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 25/03/2024Call my bed Scorpion the way I can hear it screaming GET OVER HERE (I'm sleepy) 000
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 25/03/2024How dare there be a town in Wisconsin named Fond Du (lac, ok i know its french) 010
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 25/03/2024Thinking about building better habits from my lukewarm bathtub at six thirty four am and posting on bluesky. 000
Reposted by CrashedJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/03/2024true leftists never order food via delivery apps. true leftists instead obtain their meals by wandering around secret schutzstaffel castles and walking on top of turkey dinners that are sitting on the floor until they stop making the "bmm-bm-bm" sound 301070115
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 23/03/2024The teens are accusing me of not keeping my mental up 020
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 23/03/2024Longtime fan of this YouTuber who huffs terrariums 110
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 23/03/2024You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case? 040
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2024I will not fall for the self-serving conservative rage-bait of "throw transgendered people under the bus to magically save Democrats" 000
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Eyestrain from staring at boob's is called tittitus 001
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2024The action hero baker always goes in with their buns glazing. 041
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Asking a single evil question in the work chat and ruining everything 000
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Dealing with a company that abbreviates to FTM and I'm always like, "This branding is like Trans Jansport backpacks" 000
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 22/03/2024No, the soreness in my upper body is a sign that I'm muscular and hot and sexy not that I tense up all the time and sleep poorly and have a long list of unaddressed anxieties 010
Reposted by CrashedDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 21/03/2024u not talkin bout the REAL doordash problem: when the guy shows up crying cuz he says ur order is "so perfect" he wants to put it in a museum, but the museum is closed. So u go "dont cry! youll remember it tomorrow" & he says "no. each day we're a new person" so u get a earring 326943
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 21/03/2024Yeah, I'd say i'm pretty cool, my car's registration has been expired for three months. 010
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 21/03/2024So tired I might lie down under my desk and expire like moldy bread 120
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Revamping my bio on the apps to be "I still say "swag"" because I'm dedicated to being unfuckable. 020
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Told my ma I woke up puking today so we talked about what food she was making lately and how tasty it is. Very normal. 000
Reposted by Crashedfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 20/03/2024imagine godzilla was real. this is the reality for millions of bugs every day 010614
Crashed @venividivamoose.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Making first contact with aliens and spending four hours telling them that we are completely fucking insane but then they interrupt me to ask about indoor plumbing. 120
