Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Someone's real panicked about losing their Russian bot-farm support, and they need a new way to scam a win. 000
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Roland Deschain would basically be their Batman, but I think Eddie Dean would be a great substitute. Need someone from Dark Tower, though. 0110
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026As a rational adult? 2. As a young man living in a punk house? I was probably too drunk to count that high, so at least 7. 020
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"I'm sorry for saying a naughty word on live television," he said in the country bragging about live-streaming executions. 041
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Study finds Jewish Germans 'totally stressed out' by whole Nazi thing." 010
Reposted by Nick KnacksGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 810207274627
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026M has rehearsals and I'm in for the night, crafting for TC Horror Fest, but thanks for the invite! Sounds fun! 020
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay, or what if we kissed? What if we held hands? What if we kissed and held hands On the hostile street furniture? 050
Reposted by Nick KnacksLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652881235
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Actually, the council has funded to hire, hold hiring and recruiting events, and create ads to increase hiring, but the mayor is in charge of all those things and has been sitting on his hands. The council isn't in charge of the MPD, the mayor is, and he's fumbling it. 000
Reposted by Nick Knacks🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think I’ve found the opposite of Sex and Death at Camp Miasma 0166
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I thought you were talking about Peep Show (UK) at first: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0bY...youtube.comPeep Show - Bored Since 9/11YouTube video by J (jimmyonparade) 120
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Good meeting: A good use of everyone's time. Great meeting: A meeting so short it almost could have been canceled. Best meeting: A meeting cancelled the same day it's set to occur, so that no one else can snatch up that time on your calendar. 061
Reposted by Nick KnacksIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131643346
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Does Shane Gillis have dirt on Lorne Michaels or something? I just don't get it. 041
Reposted by Nick KnacksC:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 09/03/2026the thing about "separating the art from the artist" is that it comes from academic circles where they were trying to separate an artist's views from an interpretation of their work as an intellectual exercise, not as a way to give people moral carte blanche to support shitty people 71481636
Reposted by Nick KnacksCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink 51187216
Reposted by Nick KnacksCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot 293316779
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I wish racket made those in a larger size. Might just make my own? 100
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'd look at smaller/newer vendors that are basically giving away certs to get people to sell/recommend their products. Offhand, I think Infoblox and Cato do that? Tests might be proctored ($), though. 220
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026St Paul looked at Frey and said "why should Minneapolis have all the fun with disappointing republican mayors masquerading as democracts," and elected Her. 020
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Greece is a fantastic idea for a musical parody, and it would probably be right at home in the Minnesota Fringe Festival. 110
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The reason you didn't have that on your bingo card is because that's not how bingo works, even metaphorically. 082
Reposted by Nick KnacksDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I sincerely think I could responsibly use the Death Note. Honestly and truly. However, the Brown Note – the book that makes people shit themselves uncontrollably if their name is written in its pages – would turn me into a tyrant within a fraction of a second. 1320758
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This is like the Minnesota GOP accidentally legalizing hemp THC products because they have low reading comprehension. 040
Reposted by Nick KnacksMolly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yes, the Braille dots are raised on these cards! Feel upon my works, ye mighty, and rejoice. 191
Reposted by Nick Knacksdaviss @daviss.org · 13/07/2026Minneapolis city council member Vetaw wants drones from this exact company so bad she wrote a Star Tribune op-ed trying to justify her desires. 28240
Reposted by Nick KnacksBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208655336
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026lol, no they don't. Empathy is vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experiences of another. Fetuses aren't people, have no experiences, & don't have thoughts or feelings. Forced-birthers are projecting their internal baggage, misogyney, & religiosity onto the concept of a person. 020
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Bio: "Empathy is a super power, never trust ppl without it." Post: "Look, some people need to die so that I can get to work 30 seconds faster. " 040
Reposted by Nick KnacksDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026McConnell USMNT Platner Campaign 🤝 🤝 dead 837381
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/07/20264x3.fun July 6, 2026 207 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨 (Crazy, my best yet!) 000
Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/07/20264x3.fun July 5, 2026 101 points • No mistakes 🌟🟨🟨 🟦🌟🟦 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟩🟩 010