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Nick Knacks

@velcroking.bsky.social
338 followers 157 following 790 posts

(he/him) Professional shit-talker, comedian, IT professional, and recovering street performer. "Award-winning."

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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone's real panicked about losing their Russian bot-farm support, and they need a new way to scam a win.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sushi & the Banshees
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Meat First and the Gimme Gimmies
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Agent Orange Chicken
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fatboy Slimjim
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Daft Pork
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crime Syndicate of America, maybe.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Roland Deschain would basically be their Batman, but I think Eddie Dean would be a great substitute. Need someone from Dark Tower, though.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As a rational adult? 2. As a young man living in a punk house? I was probably too drunk to count that high, so at least 7.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I'm sorry for saying a naughty word on live television," he said in the country bragging about live-streaming executions.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Study finds Jewish Germans 'totally stressed out' by whole Nazi thing."
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
M has rehearsals and I'm in for the night, crafting for TC Horror Fest, but thanks for the invite! Sounds fun!
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
........... AWOOOOOOO
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, or what if we kissed? What if we held hands? What if we kissed and held hands On the hostile street furniture?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Actually, the council has funded to hire, hold hiring and recruiting events, and create ads to increase hiring, but the mayor is in charge of all those things and has been sitting on his hands. The council isn't in charge of the MPD, the mayor is, and he's fumbling it.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I’ve found the opposite of Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
Baptisms at man camp
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed Sheeran World Tour Macklemore
The Twin Towers in NYCThe front door and awning with sign for Huffman Aviation.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I thought you were talking about Peep Show (UK) at first: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0bY...
youtube.com
Peep Show - Bored Since 9/11
YouTube video by J (jimmyonparade)
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good meeting: A good use of everyone's time. Great meeting: A meeting so short it almost could have been canceled. Best meeting: A meeting cancelled the same day it's set to occur, so that no one else can snatch up that time on your calendar.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Does Shane Gillis have dirt on Lorne Michaels or something? I just don't get it.
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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
the thing about "separating the art from the artist" is that it comes from academic circles where they were trying to separate an artist's views from an interpretation of their work as an intellectual exercise, not as a way to give people moral carte blanche to support shitty people
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wish racket made those in a larger size. Might just make my own?
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An Alaskan Klee Kai (mini husky) laying on a bed, howling. There's a word bubble above her head that says "it is Wednesday, my dudes! Awooooo!"
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No, it's not.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'd look at smaller/newer vendors that are basically giving away certs to get people to sell/recommend their products. Offhand, I think Infoblox and Cato do that? Tests might be proctored ($), though.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The moral repugnance of drivers knows no bounds.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
St Paul looked at Frey and said "why should Minneapolis have all the fun with disappointing republican mayors masquerading as democracts," and elected Her.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Greece is a fantastic idea for a musical parody, and it would probably be right at home in the Minnesota Fringe Festival.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The reason you didn't have that on your bingo card is because that's not how bingo works, even metaphorically.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I sincerely think I could responsibly use the Death Note. Honestly and truly. However, the Brown Note – the book that makes people shit themselves uncontrollably if their name is written in its pages – would turn me into a tyrant within a fraction of a second.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In the UK they call them the Pile-oids.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
July 22, 2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
July 19, 2026
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is like the Minnesota GOP accidentally legalizing hemp THC products because they have low reading comprehension.
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Molly Gee @voolala.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes, the Braille dots are raised on these cards! Feel upon my works, ye mighty, and rejoice.
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daviss @daviss.org · 13/07/2026
Minneapolis city council member Vetaw wants drones from this exact company so bad she wrote a Star Tribune op-ed trying to justify her desires.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
lol, no they don't. Empathy is vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experiences of another. Fetuses aren't people, have no experiences, & don't have thoughts or feelings. Forced-birthers are projecting their internal baggage, misogyney, & religiosity onto the concept of a person.
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bio: "Empathy is a super power, never trust ppl without it." Post: "Look, some people need to die so that I can get to work 30 seconds faster. "
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
McConnell USMNT Platner Campaign 🤝 🤝 dead
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
4x3.fun July 6, 2026 207 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨 (Crazy, my best yet!)
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Nick Knacks @velcroking.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
4x3.fun July 5, 2026 101 points • No mistakes 🌟🟨🟨 🟦🌟🟦 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟩🟩
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