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VegetableMedley

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23 they/she i'm a failing girlthing spiritually whorish, emotionally stunted

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Jaz is Shittin Whippies @jazcherv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A girl without a penis like a girl without a skateboard It's pretty rad if one's there but not everyone wants to be a skater, y'know
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 28/08/2026
Tumblr post of three fellas holding each other's shoulders in a circle and blushing. text reads "i love being a pervert online with all of you"
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
An image of a BIOS setup where the options read top to bottom left to right
Standard cmos features
Advanced bios features
Advanced chipset features
She/her
Power management setup
Pnp/pci config
They/them
Frequency/voltage control
Load failsafe defaults
Load optimized defaults
Set supervisor password 
Set uset password
Save and exit
Exit without saving

Caption reads 
FUCK IT. PRONOUNS IN BIOS
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
wow i love boobs tits breasts wow
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Charles Pieper @inherentcharlie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
R.I.P Screaming Mad George. The greatest!
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
your life actually gets so much better when you stop playing competitive multiplayer games
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
for all the trans girls who can't go to their family's christmas celebration anymore: what if we organized a big party where we all put bows on each other and went "you're my present this year 🥺" like in that folgers commercial
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🌼 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/stuck-in-rut-94656748
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 05/08/2026
this is what t4t is really like
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mewochy/779137779814858753

the image is of a cartoon panel with 2 girls in it. one girl has long black hair and is wearing a green shirt with a white collared button up underneath. she's laying on top of the other girl who has long, curly, blonde hair and a red tshirt. the blonde girl is blushing profusely  and staring up at her with doe-like eyes. she's thinking, "Ohh,, She's staring at me so intently,,, I wonder what she's going to do next,,,," meanwhile the girl on top has a devious smug across her face and is thinking, "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NEXT"
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 27/07/2026
the hottest thing a girl can be is really fucking weird
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 18/07/2026
girl who's extremely horny but also desperately hopes you're having a good day
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Good morning ☀️
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VegetableMedley @vegetable-medley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
arf
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 12/06/2026
i just think more girls should be having sex with other girls
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."
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PoutineDragon @poutinedragon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 05/05/2026
Burger King ad where the logo is *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* and the copy is "GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT"
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VegetableMedley @vegetable-medley.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ugh my tits should be bigger Like they're only just starting to grow but why can't they be bazongas already
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wolfie 🏳️‍⚧️🦴 @wolfiebarkz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
want cuddles but i shall settle for masturbation instead i suppose
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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 13/04/2026
Were Were those the only two options
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Lucavi @lucavi_ftw
good news everyone
SPACE
com
Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.
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Elouyn 💖 4.0 DEBUT 30th OCTOBER! @elouyn.me · 13/04/2026
They are so, SO desperate for people to resub. PLEASE don't resub your Nitro everyone. Props if you aren't already subbed, props if you were subbed and you unsub right now. NOTHING changes unless a company FEARS for their bottom line. Feel free to use Discord still, but don't give them a penny. 💖
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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ThirtyHelens @thirtyhelens.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If god not real how come penis shape match throat shape? Checkmate atheists
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Roberto Faria @betofaria.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... If you’re Canadian please sign it. If you’re not, please share ❤️
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7195 - Petitions
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Cancel your discord nitro, this age verification thing they're planning is fucking stupid
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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I think about this post a lot
Tumblr post by stimmyabby

Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority"

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person"

and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay.

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JakeTheGoat @jakethegoat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I realized in the shower i'd never seen this before
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 17/01/2026
like u know when you're kissing her and ur both gasping for air between kisses and then she pulls away,, and you're both staring at each other, just breathing heavily for a few seconds before she pulls u back in,,,? yeah. need that now
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 17/01/2026
girl who could really go for some slow but aggressive kissing while watching it go in and out together, right about now,,,
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Patrick Perini @pcperini.com · 10/01/2026
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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Tuta @tuta.com · 09/01/2026
Gmail welcoming the Gemini era? That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
Screenshot of Gmail tweet saying: Welcome to the Gemini era, reposting a Google tweet that explains the latest update on Gemini.
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