stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026who dog is this (neighbor’s cat alway hangs in our yard/driveway) 012
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 20/05/2026We gotta wait for the hottest weather of all time to make it worth it 011
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 24/04/2026“how many ___ does it take to change a lightbulb” but the lightbulb is the headlight of a Subaru 2010-2014 and you have to TAKE THE FRONT FENDER OFF AND FIT YOUR HAND THROUGH A TINY OPENING AND DISCONNECT AND RECONNECT THE SHIT BLINDLY WITH ONE HAND THAT HAS NO RANGE OF MOVEMENT ABOVE THE WRIST 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 21/04/2026my body invented a new style of neck hurting when you wake up. if anyone wants to try it out let me know and i will register you for my 2 week course on how to get your neck hurting in this new special way. 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 30/03/2026a guy shows up to his intervention but there are too many empty chairs for his liking and he can’t stop dodging the issues brought up because he wants to know who didn’t show up 010
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I appreciate the invite and I’d love to go but I just want to make sure: is it cool if my skin tags come with? 110
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 06/03/2026tfw i walk past my 70 year old coworker’s office and i hear her listening to jeezy - soul survivor on the radio 110
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 26/02/2026There is a big difference between LJS and LSJ 100
Reposted by @stickypistons.bsky.socialbradyl.bsky.social @bradyl.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Pap drawling 021
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 12/02/2026my valentine is the secret pen i use strictly for scratching inside of my ears 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 28/01/2026does this include where i left that wallet with $12 in it when i was 8 or 9? 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 27/01/2026@ ppl trying to defend ICE: as soon as you start talking about “the economy” it’s over. You want people protecting their neighbors to die because doritos are $7 a bag or because the company you work for doesn’t pay you better. There is no conversation to be had. 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 18/01/2026night club called “nocturnal admission” 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 16/01/2026tfw a subscription fee hits and I spend 5 minutes trying to figure out who hacked my bank account before realizing what it was for 100
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 07/01/2026i know a little sandwich bag with a variety of candies from halloween sitting in the break room hates to see me coming 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 01/01/2026who up watching the budget youtube nye ball drop 100
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 30/12/2025imagine giving off coworker vibes as a coworker 010
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 27/12/2025if youre not on facebook youre safe from this dude absolutely roasting you in the comments of a meme about music theory 120
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I CAN’t sLEEP!! I HAVE A DAY OFF AND IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO THE HARTWARE STORE 020
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 25/12/2025little David story boarding with lego figures. I cant figure out what is about to happen but it looks intense 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 24/12/2025YO WHERE TF SANTA BEEN IM SICK OF COVERING FOR HIS ASS 010
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 17/12/2025if someone in 2015 told me “a decade from now you will have an 8 year old boy in your house that runs into you over and over while singing kendrick lamar’s diss track to drake while you eat breakfast” i would have said nuh uh 000
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 10/12/2025nothing more embarrassing than deciding to post (i dont post often) only to make a typo. im done trying!! 010
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 04/12/2025not quiet quitting but i am being quiet 🤫 010
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 02/12/2025If you think you’re sick and drive a big ass lifted truck but aren’t tough enough to climb on top of that shit and clean all the snow off of it I hate you and I hope you burn your tongue as soon as possible 120
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 27/11/2025taking off my “IM NOT RACIST” tshirt so as to not ruffle any feathers at the fambly dinner 120
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 24/11/2025i was an “its not even that cold” guy but really im just wearing shorts because i didnt do laundry. i am an “its not even that cold” guy but really im just driving to work with my windows down because im running late and didnt check the weather and my windows are frosted over 110
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 21/11/2025adventure game devs are doing city maintenance now 020
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 21/11/2025methane emissions are at an all time high 010
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 05/11/2025the nintendo DS got dropped onto the concrete floor and the shell exploded into a million pieces. I bought a replacement shell and swapping it went relatively smoov except for using the wrong screws for the speaker boards next to the top screen 🪛🔩🪛 020
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Voting guide? No thank you! I will just vote opposite whatever my hometown billboards tell me 020
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Where are the proper toy stores? I’m not talking about the ones half filled with terrible arcade prizes and candy. How does a toys r’ us style equivalent not exist? I need a video game section, sporting goods, action figures, legos, 4 aisles of licensed squish mallows. 120
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 12/10/2025last night, I experimented with some chicken recipes and paid the price. I washed dishes and cooked for 3 hours straight. 041
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 12/10/2025one of my greatest ‘ween ‘stumes of all time 020
Reposted by @stickypistons.bsky.socialMy Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 28/09/2025@dajovajr.bsky.social 011
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 17/09/2025can’t go see one of my favorite bands of the past 15 years because it’s ‘meet the teachers’ night at my son’s school and all my moneys are going to our wedding. unrelated: i’m bald 120
Reposted by @stickypistons.bsky.socialTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Man this Elon Musk fellow seems problematic! 45156777
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I pretend I’m fasting when skipping breakfast and lunch but I eat 3-4 dinners at the end of the day 🫨 000
Reposted by @stickypistons.bsky.socialMy Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Hey @dajovajr.bsky.social this isn't a plate 021
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 16/05/2025it’s called bachelor party weekend for a reason. 010
stickypistons.bsky.social @stickypistons.bsky.social · 15/05/2025you would think following a subreddit that was helpful to you a few times would be nice but really it just fills my home page with 1.) people asking questions that have been answered many times or 2.) people who are new to a subject & farming for others’ opinions to adopt 021
Reposted by @stickypistons.bsky.socialMy Own Me @varlotto.bsky.social · 12/05/2025This dialogue that got added is really bringing new life to the game. #OblivionRemaster 031
