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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around

@vanillannie.bsky.social
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@vanillannie on other stuff, “The Girl with the Red Glasses” from my pole studio. My personality is: Sailor Moon, pole dance, and green.

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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are far too many evil people willing to loudly espouse their dogshit opinions without consequence these days. I yearn for a time when these failures of humanity return to the cesspits from which they crawled for fear of negative repercussions.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see we're out here recreating Joe Camel from first principles
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ideally the head of Trust & Safety should be a non-personality. At the very least they should separate their personal and work accounts, but instead we have someone who seems to actively agitate and punish anyone who dares to offend them or their other TOS-violating friends personally.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in my company who understands basic PDF functionality. Please stop sending me Word documents full of screenshots that show the singular button you have to press to Save as PDF.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Took a couple weeks off for illness and anniversary, but here’s this week’s Post Pole Glow!
Annie in a blue cloud print sports bra and blue pole shorts.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I should set up my new office with a monitor running 0-player Defcon in real time.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 22/09/2026
Struggling to find something to say about the Microsoft news. It's all just so uniformly terrible. For the devs let go, for the devs who remain, for the fans of their games, for the health of the medium & industry alike. No good has or will come of any of this, and I loathe those responsible.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We've been telling you for years that Newsom is a non-starter for president, and boy howdy, he sure has not gotten any better. Luckily there's still time to find a better nominee, but the clock is ticking!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
gavin newsom you will NOT be president. you will fade into obscurity. you will be cursed to always have a rock in your shoe. your bed will never be truly cozy. your pasta will never be al dente.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was hoping for an Echoverse Urtet, but I suppose Memnarch makes more sense. Urtet's in there somewhere.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well now I’m just kicking myself for not optioning the rights to the Milgram experiment
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 15/09/2026
I want it IN WRITING so I can REFRENCE IT when you DON'T DO IT
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't want you to CALL me later I want a FUCKING EMAIL with whatever it is in it
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you can't fully support trans rights, you don't deserve our votes. If the political calculus tells you that means you'll lose, then maybe you should start listening to us. You can't tell us that we're going to cost you the election and that we need to vote against our own interests. We told you.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/09/2026
One of the more insidious phrasings I've seen with the Dems/trans rights discourse lately is the idea that trans people are being greedy and demanding a "maximalist" approach to trans rights. No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 11/09/2026
Beth Hapworth, 31, reportedly isn’t sure what she’s hoping to achieve by continuing to speak after having dropped a conversation-annihilating social nuke, but according to sources, she’s damned if that’s going to stop her.
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Autistic woman who just overshared to keep talking until she makes it better
An autistic woman who just grossly misjudged what was and wasn’t appropriate to share with you plans to keep babbling on until the situation magically fixes itself, it has been announced. Beth…
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not every business needs to acknowledge 9/11. I don't need an email from the pizza place about "remembering 9/11". It's just tacky.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So they brought back Prepare for Reality Fracture, only this time, creatures enter prepared and there don't seem to be any that are capable of becoming prepared a second time. Just format it as an Exhaust ability!
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why are people celebrating the 25th anniversary of the 911? Porsche has been making them for 62 years, not 25.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s pretty clear that no one else cares about it anymore, but here’s this week’s Post Pole Glow for my own benefit.
Annie in some pole clothes. Nobody reads these anyway.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I thought it was transitioning, but I see now that was just the prelude.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today was all elbow stands and peel ups and my legs are a rainbow of purples, blues, yellows, and greens. Here’s this week’s Post Pole Glow!
Annie in a partially unzipped hot pink pole top and blue dance shorts.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today was all elbow stands and peel ups and my legs are a rainbow of purples, blues, yellows, and greens. Here’s this week’s Post Pole Glow!
Annie in a partially unzipped hot pink pole top and blue dance shorts.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've been trying out different protein and energy bars for when all I can do is chew something for nutrients. Today I made it round to the Chocolate Sea Salt RX Bar, which tasted mostly like buttery salted date with a few chunks of unsweetened chocolate and bits of almonds and cashews.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today I got interviewed about my participation in a workplace shooter “practical joke” that I was hundreds of miles away from. My level of participation was “I didn’t even know that had occurred, I don’t know any of these people involved, and I don’t work with that department”
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've had one line from Kyle Gordon's new track stuck in my head since I heard it, and I fear that my mind will never again be free from the echo of "I'll cum if I'm huffin' duster"
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here’s this week’s Post Pole Glow! Pole was cancelled last week, and this week’s makeup class was cardio pole. This week I worked on improving my elbow stands and peel ups. I love laybacks, but we’re focusing on peel ups first, so my feet are gonna be bruised for a while to come! 😭
Annie in pink dance shorts and a blue sprinkle patterned pole top.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here’s this week’s Post Pole Glow! Pole was cancelled last week, and this week’s makeup class was cardio pole. This week I worked on improving my elbow stands and peel ups. I love laybacks, but we’re focusing on peel ups first, so my feet are gonna be bruised for a while to come! 😭
Annie in pink dance shorts and a blue sprinkle patterned pole top.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Peter Cullen not becoming Optimus until he was 43 is actually kinda slightly inspiring because yeah you'll get older but that doesn't mean you won't have more chances to do something that motivates millions
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I sure can't wait to push through to the other side of this burnout. No way out but through, right?
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think about the topic of this article an awful lot: www.vice.com/en/article/w...
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Why Abba's 'Dancing Queen' Is the Saddest Record Ever Made
You thought it was just a cheesy song that your great-aunt fell over to at your cousin's wedding, didn't you? You were wrong.
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hot Rod, from The Transformers: The Movie, with a speech bubble underneath him so it looks like the quoted post is being said by him.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Edged! By the Grim Reaper
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In exchange for Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, I would like to make a nomination for a third octogenarian
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I vaguely remember Desert Storm and being concerned that my dad would have to go to war. Luckily, he was a test pilot at the time, and they don't generally send untested aircraft to active combat zones. Well, they didn't used to. They changed that sometime before the rollout of the MV-22 and F-35.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Crunchberry cereal should be renamed “Oops! Some Cap’n Crunch” and “Oops All Berries” should be renamed Crunchberries
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Somebody make it stop.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're now available for preorder if you want to contribute to the arts: www.pokemoncenter.com/category/pok...
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As you were browsing something about your browser made us think you were a bot. There are a few reasons this might happen:
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cool, my Microsoft account just got locked and now I can't do anything until tech support gets back to me
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why do other lesbians only do 2 short nails? I'd argue that index through ring fingers should be the minimum, but maybe having just long thumb and pinky nails makes them look like coke nails? All I know is that I was born with shitty nail beds and short nails allow me to make full use of my digits.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reading over these letters is hilarious because you know he took one look at the page and said "I'm not reading all that"
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 20/08/2026
for accessibility, added alt text:
Screenshot of a tweet from "Legend" (@Be_like_legend, verified blue checkmark). Profile picture shows a smiling person in a maroon beanie. Tweet reads: "The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you're stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you." Posted 9:11 AM, 8/8/26, with 954K views.
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There are gonna be so many tgirl nudes on that Sylveon film
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Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around @vanillannie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Boeing 787 Dreamliner
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