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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah, I see the inevitable democrat campaign to sanitize Trump has begun
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Elon Musk's groups spent $20M+ on Wisconsin's 2025 Supreme Court race, his involvement backfired and his candidate lost by 10 points. Now his super PAC has quietly spent $14M+ on key midterm races, including the Texas Senate race. Would be a shame if people found out.
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Elon Musk is flying under the radar in the Texas Senate race. Republicans want to keep it that way.
One Republican involved in the Texas Senate contest called Musk’s in-your-face campaigning in Wisconsin last year “a mis
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greeneyedlady3.bsky.social @greeneyedlady3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social Believe it! Justice, order decency. We want accountability for all the corruption.
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Reonu @reonu.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Felt inspired too
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As kindly as possible OP, I'm not responsible for your triggers. I don't know you. Expecting artists to censor themselves for your personal comfort is parasocial. I express my mental health through my art, sometimes it's positive quotes, vent art, or dark humor.
A screenshot of a direct message that reads; "hey, regarding your last comic- there have been people who have been unfortunate enough to watch that happen and that's really not something you should make a cutesy little joke comic about. This is actually going to impact my day in terms of PTSD"
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
most embarrassing guy of all time
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fuck ice, but Milo Yiannopoulis being deported and having his ugly ass mugshot put on blast is so fucking funny
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they don't know about the worm @espkitty.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
hey man, I noticed all those legendaries you pulled. can you cum in my mouth
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In no particular order, my top 10 Story of Seasons bachelorettes ❤️
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LUDEN 🌼🔞 ✧ COMMS OPEN! @marigoldstereo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🍷👯‍♀️ 〚 #art I #sketch | #ocsky | #dnd 〛
a messy coloured sketch of mine and my friends' DND characters at a black-tie dinner party. In the front is Netari, my red tiefling, behind her is @/elgranjefazo's human Veridia holding a wine glass, and third is @/fwoofy's OC Xena, a high-elf
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Miss Big Tail @taildoll.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
the thing about mario sunshine is that if you approach it with a pure heart it won't do that shit
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bay 🌙 @baydews.com · 31/07/2026
if you fuck with JKR and still consume Harry Potter garbage, I don't fuck with you so please do me a favour of taking yourself outside by unfollowing or blocking me
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Apple charges people ~20% more than the Patreon list price and they keep the difference for themselves. They also hold the proceeds of iOS app sales for 75 days, making it impossible for creators to accurately predict earnings. They basically inserted themselves in order to rip *more* people off
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vee !! (🎂 in 1 day) @cicadayl.pds.witchcraft.systems · 31/07/2026
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
taping this to my wall
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
this is genuinely my greatest fear about writing historical fiction. I'll spend a bunch of time researching, do my best, and some fucking chicken expert will be like "chickens are wrong"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t do an SDCC panel
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Obama Derangement Syndrome. The guy has been retired for 10 years and he’s still living rent free in their tiny brains.
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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SιԋαKαԃαɳ @sihakadan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only thing that matters now is Jimothy
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
my Colombian friends having to decide between Argentina and Spain
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
LMAOOO, check out President Obama doing the intro on Larry David's new show, perfect timing and delivery! trump could never! The show is hilarious, btw. It's basically Curb Your American History.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Lmao shut up bitch.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/06/2026
I've made the mistake of listening to a lot of Peter Thiel interviews recently to try to understand his worldview. The guy is an absolute third-rate thinker who contradicts himself every 30 seconds and nobody pushes him on it.
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LUDEN 🌼🔞 ✧ COMMS OPEN! @marigoldstereo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🖤 commission 🖤 〚 #ocsky | #illustration | #commission 〛
an illustration of @/elgranjefazo's OC Veridia cosplaying as Urban Predator Black Cat from Marvel Rivals. She is striking the same pose as Black Cat, with her hands on her hips and a confident smirk. She has Marvel Rivals toothpaste highlights.
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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jenny @miinipah.net · 07/06/2026
I hate how much this video has poisoned my vocabulary I keep saying "last night was a painting" and making up new variations on it
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
107 DAYS 13 great American Soldiers dead THE WAR FOR NOTHING The COST TO AMERICA BILLIONS AND WHAT OF IRAN Trump gives $24 billion unfrozen assets. $300Billion for reconstruction & lift sanctions for the Straits NO FIRM DEAL ON URANIUM/Nukes Below is what OBAMA HAD The lunatic tore it up
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emily 🗡️ @cherrytired.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Honestly yeah bleeding out my last thoughts would also be this
I would very much like
to make love to a beautiful womanwho I had genuine affection for.
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸
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LUDEN 🌼🔞 ✧ COMMS OPEN! @marigoldstereo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
👻💜 Plum 💜👻 〚 #VGenComm | #nsfw | #pinup | #skeb | #ocsky〛
an illustration of Kumquat's OC, Plum. she is a ghost girl with purple-pink skin, lilac-grey hair and pink eyes. she is wearing a white dress with purple ribbons tied around her neck and ghost tail. she is holding her hands in a ghostly pose and she has a white rabbit next to her. you can see a peek of her nipple and under her skirt.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Wolf Among Us 2 - out 2027
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Asuka getting stabbed with the Lance of Longinus and Sonic sfx play while rings go everywhere
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TheDollOfBruce @thedollofbruce.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Cynthia [Pokemon] #art #artsky #digitalart #pokemon #cynthia
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Read 'em and weep
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rory🍂🍂🍂 @frigidreap.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Flicky @flickybirb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
the prevalence of AI images sucks in innumerable ways. but it's also given us the ability to feel total elation in knowing when you've found an Extremely Raw Picture that isn't AI, but is in fact a genuine picture of a guy in a Xenomorph suit pouring you a tumbler of vodka
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/04/2026
women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 14/05/2026
One of the most terrifying images in history: Gaza transformed from life into death. Gaza in 2023 and 2026 💔
Before-and-after aerial comparison of Gaza showing the same urban area in 2023 and 2026. The top image shows a dense coastal city with apartment blocks, roads, a mosque-like building, cars, and a strip of beach under a blue sky. The bottom image shows the area in gray ruins, with collapsed buildings, rubble-filled streets, destroyed infrastructure, and the damaged remains of the same landmark building. The image presents Gaza transformed from a living city into a devastated landscape. UNOSAT and UNESCO have documented widespread damage to buildings and cultural sites in Gaza since October 2023.
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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.
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