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@vangluss.bsky.social
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I'm your fuckleberry || Minneapolis Bastard || Dubious Writer || Dubious Personality || Devil-cursed Queer || Three Manul in a trencoat || Hell Yankee

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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 4h
Glue huffing site
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 11h
I guess I just kinda thought people were capable of learning from experience. But I’m increasingly convinced if you let them touch the stove, they’ll conclude the Jews burned their hand and framed the stove.
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 11h
World War Z looking crazy optimistic these days despite being a zombie apocalypse novel
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 11h
I'm a nobody here, but every other day here is a phenomenal reminder of why you should probably keep QRTs and comments limited because you never really know if you'll hit the accidental combo of words that trigger the "Abuse me freely online" sequence
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 14h
What da hell. Critically unserious stuff for a publication. Poasters madness comes for us all, huh?
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 14h
If your brain is goo, you are addicted to attention, and never shut the fuck up ever like Grandpa Mad King Gramps, you're destined to eventually say something funny while mostly doing noise pollution
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 18h
Plants? Not really imo. Alive, but incapable of thought or pain in a way that's notable or interesting. But fungus and mold? Something massive is going on there, but we don't know how to figure it out yet.
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Nah im built different. I can turn back the wheel with my great leap forward or enough reactionary thought and oh fuck, oh jesus christ, theres blood everywhere"
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This WH has been breaking out the Black Lodge entities for a hot minute
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me, personally, if I was worried about being fucked with until the heat death of the universe, I would not tell a soul about my exact worries, my specific pain points, and detailed strategies of how to fuck with me
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Repeat after me: (Insert the major city you live in) is better than the hinterlands of Lynchanegro, Virginia because we have buses, immigrant communities, wood-fired pizzerias. I will no longer apologize about this. I will no longer feel shame in saying this out loud
Its the man standing meme
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Opinion on Steam, the video game and software distributor, rather than the engine itself?
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hey man just circling back
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Broadly yes, but if they move too fast during the test, they take up an offensive stance
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Watching the fellow who craved my death miserably root around Bluesky for fights is helping me with my nicotine cold turkey. Keep going, little buddy, you'll smack the right nuts one day
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pedocon theory real
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I argue society would instantly improve if we subjected stand-up comedians who whined like this to the penalty of the sack
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A novelty good isn't printing money? Never seen that one before
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Most people are not built for street fighting, but people under the age of twenty are especially not built for that
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The "bro what" president because bro what do you fucking mean by that
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Companies will say anything online and expect you to say "yeah, bet" to it now. "Making weird porn of this completely fictional character is like doing that to a real person :( isn't that sad" No, it isn't. That's not true. Don't say lies like that.
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Anything that signals the ten thousand year Burgerreich has a 10 year lifespan is good enough for me
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Crackhouses are relevant to crack users, but i don't patronize them for various reasons
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fucking incredible post
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Time is a flat circle that is being used as a circular saw blade to carve my head open and fill it with weevils
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Simple answer: They're black immigrants, which means they are prime targets for the racists of the Right Slightly more complicated, but harder to prove answer: Somalis and Haitians have made the West look bad--see: the Haitian revolution, the failed occupation, and Operation Gothic Serpent
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No i stand by my statment. Captain Crunch is crunchy because every box is filled to the top with pig teeth.
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Its the premier site to play with dolls and action figures, but in a weird racist way
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lovely alt-text on that one
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Stardust Coyote (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rhetoric [Heroic: Failure] - Alright. Here we go. We're devoting all your accessible brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, we're coming up with *the* question about communism. The alpha and omega of questions related to communism, and that question is:

1 - (Whispering) "Are women bourgeois?"
2 - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of a better one.
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A person's intolerance for "Weird and possibly even unsettling, but ultimately harmless" antics is a good look into their ability to be worthwhile allies, I think
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People who nothing to lose and vast riches to lose are known to be extremely dangerous, but those with a comfortable amount to lose are the real demons
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So many minds so fried by online, they can only sort very serious and consequential events and actiomd as cringe or based
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's true though. When women try to read books by men, their wombs fly away from their bodies in fear, sustaining themselves on squirrels and other small game until they can safely return
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am incredibly normal and shower often
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Somebody should do a felony about this" posting has an extra twinge of cringe on this site, which has basically no real weight irl
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In Australia, they have a fun saying for this style of poasting: "Shit or get off the pot." There is an unimaginable number of people who need to get off the pot
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm not a hit with the ladies myself, but I feel like "Don't drip with the tangible resentment and rage of a mass shooter" might help a little bit
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't care how many hunter-killer copyright enforcement squads the United Earth Empire sends me, I'm not paying attention to their C&D tightbeams. And also obliterating them
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's weird as hell. It was basically The Excuse to hypercharge the police/surveillance state pre 9/11, but (for obvious reasons) isn't brought up much in American politics
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I kinda like em honestly. They spiritually have the vibe of no kings, how can you make jokes when there's a dang cheeto in the HW, but leftistly
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
idunno man i kinda think it sucks that most, not all, queer journalism see it as their sacred mission to give trans people anxiety attacks
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They're making normal people never before seen these days
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m so sick of this edgy self-righteous cynical bullshit No, it’s not normal for this country to execute a military prisoner on livestream. We are right to be horrified and need to keep saying it
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The last *official* public execution in this country took place 90 years ago, outside any of our lifetimes, so wtf is she preaching about
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that quote originates from an insane North Korea defender who incidentally went to school with another Korean-American I know. and of course, it makes no sense on its own terms because nobody is ever like 'Are we no better than Taiwan?'
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Three very interesting posts here
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