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Hello yes I am healthcare Early 20s. C9H13N enjoyer. Cypherpunk. Geosocialist. Chinese-American. Sun Yixian fangirl. TF2 nerd and scifi fangirl. Anglican. She/They. Transfemme. Linux in my system got Monero as my net worth. Honor, duty, sacrifice.

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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
So, yesterday, I learned that Fisher Price enshittified the Music Box Record Player. The new ones don't actually have nubs in the record grooves to make the music box go plink. Instead, they have concentric rings which press a combo of buttons to trigger a preprogrammed song from the mechanism.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 2h
ALSO if we're being honest, what CBRN handles is like mostly chemicals. the reality is not CBRN but CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCBRRRN in terms of threat frequency
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 3h
anyways as an idiot healthcare goon i will just say: bioweapons are fucking stupid. they're either hard to control because theyre infectious and will backfire horribly or are single target weapons like anthrax that dont spread well, meaning they are just Scarier poisons.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 3h
you could try and weaponize malaria, but that is a bad idea for SO MANY reasons. It really is just Anthrax or bust
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 3h
as a bio major and conservation nerd whats valuable about species is their role in the *ecosystem*, not what they are feeling on any given day. ecology doesn't do ethics, it just does processes.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 4h
Updated Version with Maryland now having the tip of the Delmarva peninsula.
2045 post-WWIII map of a fragmented former U.S., with borders broadly following state lines: Cascadia holds WA–OR and part of ID; California controls CA–NV; the Northwestern Frontier controls ID, MT, WY, the Dakotas, NE and CO; the Southwestern Frontier controls UT, AZ and NM; the Great Lakes Republic spans MN, WI, MI, IA, IL, IN and OH; Atlantic/Federal remnants occupy the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic; West Virginia is an anarchic criminal hellscape; the New Southern Confederation dominates most of TX and the Southeast; Alaska is united with Canada and Hawaii is under Japanese protection. Crosshatched areas denote contested or partially controlled territory. The map is deliberately simplified and omits warlords, cartels, gradients of control, disaster zones, and some international interventions.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 17h
1/ my dad learned marxism in china from elementary school through college. his review: "it's all bullshit, but knowing how you can take advantage of it is good." he read a critique of capitalism and went "ooh, a field manual." thread on the weirdest guy i know 🧵
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
most "divided america" settings are far far too clean with the borders. so i made this map that makes you want to vomit comet Fun fact, this is STILL oversimplified! it doesn't portray warlords, gradients of control, or city states. yes i am working on this setting. soon. maybe. i'll get to it.
2045 post-WWIII map of a fragmented former U.S., with borders broadly following state lines: Cascadia holds WA–OR and part of ID; California controls CA–NV; the Northwestern Frontier controls ID, MT, WY, the Dakotas, NE and CO; the Southwestern Frontier controls UT, AZ and NM; the Great Lakes Republic spans MN, WI, MI, IA, IL, IN and OH; Atlantic/Federal remnants occupy the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic; West Virginia is an anarchic criminal hellscape; the New Southern Confederation dominates most of TX and the Southeast; Alaska is united with Canada and Hawaii is under Japanese protection. Crosshatched areas denote contested or partially controlled territory. The map is deliberately simplified and omits warlords, cartels, gradients of control, disaster zones, and some international interventions.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
French tip fingernails, I’m the hottest missy out Old friends missin' out, hittin' up associates Mad I cut em off 'cause I'm colder than a Soviet These labels hit me up, they like that I ain't appropriate The slope is slippery, you fuckin with me like an opiate lil bitch
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am in fact a (property) dualist, and frankly that is sensible.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brianna Wu, as we all know, drinks the blood of african porcupines that have been freshly slain.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in fairness the ww1 mod is basically just syndicalist propaganda
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm picking the pace Watching grapes turn to raisins Trying to retrace All the steps that I have taken I'm taking it back, I can't take it back Oh, it takes me baaack I need pushpins and tacks, tacks, tacks, tacks For hanging up all of my paper Paper scenes in stacks Filled with pictures I've taken
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
now my p(doom) is calibrated to be fairly low to middling for AI but if you feed me enough lysergamides it rapidly escalates and if you feed me enough adderall it rapidly crashes
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JOIN THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WELCOME TO THE BAD TIME SIMULATOR 9000 WE GOT SUFFERING ON THE FLOOR MISERY ON THE DECK WE GOT OODLES CANOODLES AND TOASTER STRUDELS OF POISONS AND PILLS ANYHOO WE ARE UNDER ACTIVE FDA-OCI AND HSI INVESTIGATION
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In addition average 1811 federal agent is John, 31, mediocre criminal justice/accounting/forensics degree from a state or city college, spent 3 years as a munincipal cop or in the national guard and got bored, decided he wanted to go be a cool guy action hero, now mostly does paperwork.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don't think most people realize that your average US infantry grunt is like, James, 19, GPA of 2.8, alcohol problem, drives a camaro or a charger, has vague and nebulous political opinions at best rather than being solidly left or right wing The specialty roles like medics and technicians are diff
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"whats your breakfast this morning?" "milk"
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how it feels to be on the bloosky after jacob geller got exposed for SA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCY...
youtube.com
Sex Offender Shuffle
YouTube video by Scott Gairdner
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
honestly if you are going to jump in front of a bullet for jacob fucking geller you are not a serious person this guy isn't even THAT great. he's a video essayist and author who makes some decent stuff. you aren't even GETTING anything out of being a rape apologist, which is bad enough already.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thats NOT HOW THIS WORKS losing youtube subscribers =/= going to prison! just because the state isnt caging him for it doesn't mean social consequences shouldn't exist! rape is bad!
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brothers and sisters and theyblings, I start my job soon and i am excited
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Broke bitch, fuck her, walk home right after I been gettin' money since I dropped "NEW CHAPTER!" That's a throwback for the fans I ain't goin' nowhere if it ain't around bands Insert a bar here about me being trans
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyways let's talk about how you should use pecorino AND parmesan in carbonara instead of just one che- *i am immediately gunned down by the BORTAC sniper watching me at all times, NYPD ESU and BORTAC burst through my windows and seize all of my yugioh cards and wilderness explorer equipment*
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its because the difference between "all bark no bite edgelord" and "terrorist" is thin but real, and 3/4 edgelords do not slide over it or only slide slightly, but 1/4 actually do literal fucking felonies
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i should smoke weed and listen to webcore music while making ramen or peanut noodles...
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me listening to Wilton, Clarkson, James while smoking pot hehe boy
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im a cat with a gat and i go ratta tat tat
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the funniest part about this is that like.... they do this with All The Games. XCOM 2 is a resistance story of humans of every identity expelling a fascist regime, but when chimera squad became about postbellum politics and reconstruction and reintegration and diversity everybody lost their minds
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
see this is the PENIS of the computer and it goes in the VAGINA
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
see my plan to exterminate all mosquitos using genetic engineering keeps getting shot down by ethics boards and the government so here i am alone in my lab sniffing speed and waitin for approval
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
most LE units in america are poorly trained and aren't really a impressive or intimidating outside of the powers given to them and their Guns. however the high tier federal tactical teams, the IRS-CI, the coast guard, and the US marshals are different. dont fuck with those guys.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is also true of sci fi and science fantasy. "these aliens are an allego-" no, they're aliens.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
help me john, they got me in finland operating air defense systems, i have been consuming nothing but rye bread, berries, reindeer, and salmon. the finnish soldiers call me a Chinese Yankee. i have been staring at radar screens and pushing knobs and levers. they put me on elvanse amph. please help.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Слава Україні! Героям слава! but also like lets be real warfare is about Mass Adequacy and not having elite muscley guys. sure, fitness and training matter and you want your soldiers to be competent, but 30 competent people beat 6 elite guys any day of the week. it's about mass and logistics.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
EEAAO made me burst into tears when i first watched it
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man so many humans are mean as fuck im ngl
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"why don't you want to grow old and die peacefully" well its because age makes you stagnant and apathetic and inwardly focused and tied down. i never want that to happen to me
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this happened twice. the civil rights act was enforced at gunpoint by federal troops and US marshals!
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"so how much do you care about pensions and social security" i don't. i plan to die at like 40 at most anyways in a trench or a jungle or while quashing a forest fire. frankly i think dying while you're still young and hot and doing it in a flashy way rather than in a nursing home bed is okay
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is in fact possible to oscillate back and forth between hypersexual and sex repulsed
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
y'all not ready for The Fact That Souls do Exist and are actually the parsimonious explanation for consciousness God made you with one
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
people forget that like, giving workers more assets and security is a GOOD thing. romanticizing poverty is bad! romanticizing misery is bad! the idea that socialism means you have to be a calvinist who only eats bread and milk is actually absurd.
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the real cybersecurity secret is that this was already the case and AI is making it more abundantly clear to actors good and bad automating cyber attacks is the default mode of running most of them!
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
da feds when it turns out im actually inside a simulation, inside a simulation, inside another larger simulation
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whenever a conversation is going poorly for me i unpin the grenade of truth aka discourse about the benghazi incident and hillary clinton and then suddenly everybody starts arguing about something else and i sneak away with their wallets and cryptocurrency
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aye, fair enough said by demoman tf2 in the tf2 comics
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as a devout christian i don't believe atheists or jews or muslims or buddhists go to hell necessarily however if you call yourself spiritual but not religious you go directly to hell
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Of Mice and Microneedles (郊狼) 🇹🇼🇵🇸🇺🇦 @coyotestail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
damn it's almost like it's not Mass Or Precision but Mass AND Precision that is the future of warfare.
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