vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 11hi've been playing some games on an HDR-enabled display, and as far as I can tell, just as "audio dynamic range" means "everything is too quiet and you can't hear shit", "HDR display" means "everything is too dark and you can't see shit" 040
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 14hLeft a stick of butter out so I could have soft butter for my toast. Or at least I *thought* that’s why I did it. Turns out I actually did that so my cat could knock the butter onto the floor and lick it 190
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the james continues to bond twitch.tv/vampirecoffee 010
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I played XCOM I only took a shot at 75% chance or greater and wrote down whether it hit or missed. Over the course of the campaign, I missed more than half my shots. lol 2100
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i think the average rationalist would say in good faith that they are not racist the way people think, and that virtually every other person, after hearing them out and discarding every premise they thought was incorrect or incoherent, would conclude that they very much were 849251
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.social☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no not cross species ‘humanity’. There’s only the skywalkers. There used to be a second family: the palpatines but then they too became a skywalker 2431
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It IS fun telling my West Coast pals I’m from an earthquake zone. They say “there’s no fault lines there” and I just say “correct :) “ 240
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 25/09/2026Not sure if it would help for you to show up with a smoke alarm to a CPSC interview, but it would make for a pretty fun story. 1222325
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026me: yeah I’m from the flood plain in a seismic zone that used to be a disease-ridden swamp (Memphis) 150
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026US pals: there is currently a shortage of blood. If you are eligible to donate, please do so. If you haven't checked the eligibility guidelines in a few years, check again - they have changed 01010
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialJosh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026nice Pentiment reference 222913
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 24/09/2026recently reminded that this is also on the accounting of all their black hearts so: fuck Activision for strangling Infocom too 1322
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialBen @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything. 3142571523
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026SOON (once the game boots): more 007 at twitch.tv/vampirecoffeetwitch.tvVampireCoffee - TwitchNext stream: more First Light, Wednesday at 7PM Pacific time — VampireCoffee streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community. 031
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026resident of Vvardenfell upon seeing Red Mountain causing disease: 051
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialDr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 21/09/2026increased enemy stats is good and all, but the real challenge comes from the consequences of our own actions 0131
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialaustin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There's a section in our latest Outward episode where Jack and I just start talking about the new DD2 patch and the upcoming DLC, so I chopped in a bunch of post-patch footage I'd taken, including this incredible, perfect self-own. 1326526
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026At 7 PM my time (aka "44 minutes from now") I'll be streaming the james bond game. tune in if you want to watch james bond get into fistfights he can't win 161
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m sorry, Paprika cost how much to make 160
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My partner, on reaching the end credits of Paprika (2006): “Now I know why no one could explain what the movie was about” 1110
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My partner was showing me a video of upcoming indie-to-AA RTSes and 30 seconds in I went “oh this one’s never gonna launch” him: why do you say that? me: look at that beautiful build animation. in pre-alpha him: him: oh 130
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialhi im momo @momo.inthebigblue.house · 17/09/2026Which way western man | / \ / \ My Immortal Methods of Rationality 281
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145122810
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialmagic @magicswordk.ing · 12/09/2026having a good laugh at r/anime banning discussion of the actual history of the mongol empire as it could spoil Tenmaku no Jaadugar like bro you had eight hundred years to learn how the story goes 18631
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialThaliarchus @thaliarchus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Usually it's the other way around. 1211
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialvoid's century @voidscentury.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if 3 houses is any indication 30 hours of those 120 hours will be solely dedicated to navigating out of battle menus going 'yes i want my archer guy to keep learning archery this week, yes i want my cavalry guy to keep learning horses this week' 0361
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 833612916
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026there's a type of Guy who believes crunch is inevitable and it's always the same guy: * leader who started on small, crunch-heavy teams * no experience working anywhere that takes production seriously * doesn't know how to leave room in a schedule, convinced last minute panicking is the only way 622349
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i *mostly* like the new stereo system my partner got - it turns out i will accept "the stereo is connected to the wifi" if that means i can use my phone as a remote - but I do fondly remember the halcyon days of last year, when my stereo never needed firmware updates because it was made in 1985 1100
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialMartin @concretebadger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've been blocked by a couple of cyclist bsky accounts (who I didn't even directly interact with) over one reply about how cyclists sometimes make me feel unsafe on pavements. The way that cyclists' - completely justified - anger at motorists' bad behaviour gets aimed at pedestrians is wild to me 161
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialTsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something. 14471484
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialim jared @mightnot.fail · 13/09/2026moments before a heroic rescue 29731
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialmcc @dryad.technology · 14/09/2026When I criticize "artificial intelligence", I usually focus on the problem that it is not really intelligent. However there is another, actually important problem artificial intelligence has, which is that frequently it is not really artificial 07425
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.social萌えの哀れ @uncreativecat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comRedline: James Punkhead's Nitro Boost RaceAlt: JP pops a nitro boost on the last straightaway of the Yellow Line race, from Redline 2673221
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialyoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim." 90211356747
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.social萌えの哀れ @uncreativecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Celebrate 25 years of The Bullshit by putting on American Idiot and staring at this 1177
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialCeles🏳️⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 1456331964
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialMechtroid @mechtroid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My favorite are the incomprehensible ones created during the course of a ttrpg campaign. 312225
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276872019
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialMechtroid @mechtroid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL. 092
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.social萌えの哀れ @uncreativecat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In the end cohost couldn't afford the cost of hosting all the love honk that was generated 2157
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner 511837424
Reposted by @vampirecoffee.bsky.socialMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026my meanest take is that you have to stop fucking doing this to perfectly good designs 1843606801
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I know the solar-powered future is here because, after the credits for their rooftop solar, my parents paid a total of twenty-five American dollars for their electricity *all summer*. They live in the Pacific Northwest. It was cloudy. They didn't even get *good* sun 1110
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my hope is that one day i will have the vocabulary and critical knowledge to explain why i like Ghost in the Shell 2nd GIG so much 140
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i have been backing up my anime dvds (only you can prevent bitrot) and the ads on these things are a magical portal to a foreign land. and the name of that foreign land is "2015" 1120
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 20” well I scrolled through all of them and of the ones I’ve seen No Country For Old Men is the only one that’s actually good, so 070
vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I would like to thank Xenoblade for giving me a perfect example of “sometimes a translator changes a name for extremely good reasons” 170
