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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

#xenogears welcome to the opiomorph boss fight, where the excitement never starts

vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

#xenogears i continue to replay this game (for the first time since i was in high school). i have come to the conclusion that xenogears is a well of jrpg cliches. pics related

Xenogears screenshot. Shakhan, a character who tbqh looks like your typical ~yellow peril~ villain, says "What? Oh, you mean the 500-year-old mobile weapon excavated from the ruins?"

Xenogears screenshot. Grahf - who is currently inside a giant robot, which is standing smugly with its arms crossed - says "I am Grahf. The Seeker of Power. Dost thou desire the power?"

Screenshot from Xenogears. The Emperor - who looks super undead - is talking to a giant floating computer to say "Though its existence was hidden from us by the Church for over nineteen years."

Xenogears screenshot. Ramsus, a blonde guy who looks permanently pissed off, says "I'm afraid I do not have the time for such gay revelry."

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm not saying that my partner has ADHD. I'm not saying that. But I am saying that this is how I set up calendar events for him

Calendar showing 4 notifications for an event:
- 30 minutes before event
- 1 hour before event
- 1 day before event
- 2 days before event

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

#SomaGame after roughly two minutes of hearing footsteps in the exact same location right next to where i was hiding, i popped open the debug menu to use the spectator camera and. well. let's just say i do not feel bad using godmode to get through this door

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

or, uh, here's an example from a subtitle file for Jurassic Park

text file:

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00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:07,107
Our scientists have done things
which nobody has ever done before.

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00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:10,441
But your scientists were so
preoccupied with whether they could,

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00:36:10,534 --> 00:36:12,775
they didn't stop to
think if they should.

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

i made really big ones, which i also use as trivets. i actually like them better than my previous potholders (pair of leather welding gloves) because when i spill food on them, i can just run them through the washing machine

my hand on a purple striped potholder. my hand covers maybe 1/3 of the area of the potholder

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

#SignalisGame SECOND LOCK-PICKING MINIGAME IN HISTORY THAT DOESN'T SUCK OR PISS ME OFF

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

and here's the final version of the right-hand dungeon

graph {
edge [decorate=true]
1 [shape=square]
subgraph {
B [shape=square label="B hallway"]
A [label="A hallway"]
rank="same"
}
subgraph "non-living rooms" {
edge [style="invis"]
2
3
4
5
2 -- 3
3 -- 4
4 -- 5
rank="same"
}
subgraph "living rooms" {
edge [style="invis"]
rankdir="RL"
10
8
6
7
9
6 -- 7
7 -- 8
8 -- 9
9 -- 10
rank="same"
}
subgraph "labs" {
edge [style="invis"]
rankdir="LR"
12
13
14
12 -- 13
13 -- 14
}
10
8
6
7
15
11 [label="11 wood tunnel" shape="square"]
9
C [label="C hallway"]
1 -- A
A -- 2
A -- 3
A -- 4
A -- 5
1 -- 15 [label="hole in floor"]
2 -- 3 [label="hole in wall"]
A -- 15 [label="stairs"]
10 -- B
B -- 8
B -- A [label="passageway"]
B -- 7
B -- 6
B -- 9
5 -- 6 [label="small tunnel"]
7 -- 15 [label="hole in floor"]
7 -- 8 [label="hole in wall"]
8 -- 9 [label="hole in wall"]
15 -- C
C -- 12
C -- 13
C -- 14
12 -- 13 [shape=square]
13 -- 14
14 -- 11
11 -- 15
}

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

here's 2 dungeons i have made with this methodology. left: the one i ran roughly 2 weeks ago, right: the one i am prepping right now

I dunno how to describe this well in text so i will just include my graphviz code:

graph {
edge [decorate=true]
1 [shape=square label="1 [door]"]
3 [shape=square label="3 [window]"]
8 [shape=square label="8 [window]"]
10 [shape=square label="10 [hidden window]"]
1 -- 2 [label="stairs"]
1 -- 3 [label="outdoor climb"]
2 -- 3 [label="hallway"]
2 -- 4 [label="hallway"]
2 -- 5 [label="stairs"]
3 -- 5 [label="stairs"]
3 -- 8 [label="outdoor climb"]
4 -- 5 [label="stairs"]
4 -- 6 [label="maint."]
5 -- 6 [label="stairs"]
6 -- 7 [label="hallway"]
6 -- 8 [label="hallway"]
6 -- 9 [label="stairs"]
7 -- 8 [label="hallway"]
7 -- 10 [label="hidden stairs"]
9 -- 11 [label="stairs"]
8 -- 10 [label="outdoor climb"]
10 -- 11 [label="secret ladder"]
}

Once again, have my graphviz code:

graph {
edge [decorate=true]
1 [shape=square]
2
3
4
6
6 [shape=square]
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
1 -- 2
2 -- 3
2 -- 15
3 -- 4
4 -- 15
4 -- 8
5 -- 6
6 -- 7
6 -- 11
7 -- 10
8 -- 9
9 -- 10
10 -- 11
11 -- 15
12 -- 13 [shape=square]
13 -- 14
14 -- 15
}

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

my partner kept saying "what in tarnation" last night while he was working on a board design. so i worked on this

a picture of Cate Blanchett as Lydia Tar (from the movie Tar (2022)) has been placed so that it entirely fills the outline of Germany. a map marker labeled "what" is in one corner. What in Tar Nation

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

@uncreativecat.bsky.social why do i have this in my cocktail recipes and why does it taste so good

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

iOS 26 contains a fun hidden image mini game right in the lock screen! where the OK button to enter your passcode becomes nearly invisible

iOS lock screen where the “OK” text to enter your passcode is almost the exact same color as the background

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

This right here ⬇️ is what social media is for

A fluffy gray cat curled up comfortably on a couch

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

#ClairObscurRando me: ah right, the part of the game where you duel Monoco DUALLISTE: [BASS-BOOSTED] HELLO

Clair Obscur end-of-battle screen showing that I did roughly 1.7 million damage with a maximum damage per attack of 9,999. It took 25 minutes and 344 successful parries

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

the perils of Clair Obscur Randomizer keep coming and they don't stop coming

Clair Obscur battle summary screenshot showing that I spent 1 hour and 25 minutes in this boss battle

Clair Obscur battle complete screenshot with the Glissando enemy (giant snake made of fabric) clipping through ... approximately everything

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

worst and dumbest meme I’ve ever seen. I laughed for seven minutes

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

First shirt I’ve mended in several years.

A black t-shirt where 3 mice dressed for trick or treating (as a ghost, a vampire, and a pumpkin) are tired of the fourth mouse’s bullshit (the fourth mouse is dressed like a computer mouse). A section has been patched and the patching has orange thread making + signs across it

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Anyway back to the real reason to use social media: cat photos

A fluffy gray cat lying on her side and making a 🫤 face with her mouth partly open

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I think mine are fine (this handwriting is shitty because it’s on my phone)

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

My partner (an electrical engineer) says I’ve made a phase amplitude modulation scarf

Pink crocheted scarf with lacework holes. The holes alternate - on each row, a hole sits between two holes from the previous row. The edge of the scarf is wavy

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

#Dishonored2 me: how hard is it to get through that window with no powers me, looking at this: ok well i am not trying that

dishonored 2 screenshot of a window that's like 5 meters away from me and absolutely nothing to stand on between me and the window

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

#Dishonored2 doing a no-powers ironmode run and got 4 of the ~7 bonecharms i wanted in the first 2 levels. alRIGHT

dishonored 2 screenshot showing that i have the bonecharms:
- duelist's luck
- exacting aim
- healthy appetite
- hot cocktail
- strong arms
- swift shadow
- void favor
- whirlwind
- power slash

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

#Dishonored2 of all the ways i haven't killed someone in this game, i think this is the funniest

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

#Dishonored i was trying to line up a careful drop right behind this guard and instead i wound up laughing so hard that my husband insisted on watching the instant replay

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

#Dishonored apparently if you KO someone and then accidentally knock their unconscious body into some spikes, it does not count as a kill

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

#Dishonored tfw u edit the ini files to dramatically increase the maximum number of corpses/bodies allowed to exist at one time

Dishonored screenshot with at least eight bodies all piled on top of each other

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

#Dishonored replaying the game and i'm pretty sure this isn't how this scene is supposed to go ....

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Today I learned: I am not going to win any awards for photorealistic corgi drawings

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

The Fried Turkey Wanter, pictured here in his prison observing the deep fryer

A black and white pointer-type dog sitting next to a porch railing. He looks very sad

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Seattle City Light outage map as of 2300 on November 19, 2024

Screencap from The Two Towers of Theoden saying “You have no power here!”

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vampirecoffee.bsky.social @vampirecoffee.bsky.social · 17/07/2024

#EldenRing #SotE message: "bug ahead. therefore try fleeing" me: "what bug" [i take out the telescope] me: "hmm. don't like that"

hiding in the darkness, hanging from the ceiling, is a scorpion that's twice as big as a chandelier

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