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joseph myers

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Amateur Cartographer. 😺 Daddy. Anti-Conservative. USA: NY🍼-PA🏫-SD-ND🎓-CA♥️-NM🏡

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An Apparition! Postcard from my collection, no date.
Black and white photo of a long-haired white and tabby cat, but it has been vignetted so that it looks like it is just the head floating in black space without a body. A light blue fabric ribbon bow has been glued to the surface of the photograph so that it looks like it is under the cats chin. 
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Signs your cleaner is done for the day.
A black and white cat covered in thick cobwebs.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Our team of friendly advisors are here to take your call.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Frame #2793 from E70 Denali Blues
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The Sacramento Bee @sacbee.com · 08/08/2026
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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A ghost ship with a crew of cats? Empty boat near Tacoma beach full of mews
The Tacoma Police Department estimates over 30 cats were free-roaming on board a deserted watercraft Thursday - with no sign of the owner.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tough day at the office. 📸 Rino_Talks
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wireless charging station for cats has successfully opened. I'm 100% sure they run on solar power, but I can't prove it. #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX
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Blair Lorenzo / The Fox and the City @thefoxandthecity.com · 03/06/2026
Poster on a tree: "Have you seen this cat? Now you have :)"
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
that's my fucking New Reconstruction President
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I cannot stress enough that we as a nation are not in the right headspace to handle April Fool's Day this year
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/03/2026
a hugely underrated aspect of parliamentary systems is the snap election. far superior to impeachment, which was a dumb design to start with and straight up does not work anymore
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Mike O'Malley @mikeomalley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
1. Iron journalist rule: some people are authentic and some people aren’t. Farmers? Authentic. College profs? Not. There are around 1.9 million farms in America, and 1.5 million college teachers. Farmers aren’t authentic because there’s more of them. It's because journalists love cliches.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A fun thing about reading medieval history is that every time there was a mad or out-of-control king, the word of the day was "the king is surrounded by bad advisors." No one actually believed that, but they said it because to say anything more directly meant getting your head chopped off.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
chip you put this on your website roy.house.gov/media/in-the...
Chairman Jerry Nadler: Very quickly, what do you use semi-automatic weapons for?
Rep. Chip Roy: I use semi-automatic weapons to kill hogs. I use semi-automatic weapons for sport in shooting on our property, but I also have semiautomatic weapons- and I'm getting to the point-because a semi-automatic weapon is a weapon that you can use for self-defense. It is a semi-automatic weapon that you can use to defend yourself against home-invaders, but also, let's be clear, against tyranny.
The gentlelady is talking about the Second Amendment in the context of hunting, as if my rights are reduced in the Constitution to a .410 or a single-shot or a lever action .22, as if that was what was expressly put forth as how we're supposed to be defending ourselves.Chairman Jerry Nadler: You said that you could use a semi-automatic weapon to fight tyranny, you mean you'd use it against American troops?
Rep. Chip Roy: The very existence of the second amendment is designed purposefully to empower the people to be able to resist the force of tyranny used against them to step over their natural rights given to them by God. That is why the Second Amendment exists, that is very specifically why the Second Amendment exists. Let's be very clear about that.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
With Trump going full authoritarian on Venezuela-Greenland, ICE, and the Fed, the response has to be serious. Four Republican senators (Tillis, McConnell, Murkowski, Collins?) could announce they’ll caucus for now with the Dems to give them control of the Senate to check Trump.
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J. Gray Dingler @jgraydingler.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The Insurance Wars are no joking matter. A lot of good cavemen and their geckos lost their lives when invading the shores of Allstate.
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Ken Martin @kenmartin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You lying piece of shit. I chaired the Minnesota DFL for all three of your runs here. I watched you lose. Three times. Minnesota never bought your con. And now, as Chair of the DNC, I’m looking forward to ending Trumpism for good in 2028 — not with lies, but with votes. Again.
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hey @cbsnews.com I don’t give a flying f*** what you “love” You’re supposed to be a news organization.
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
In London a time comes every day where the ghosts get their own back. It's often subtle but always undeniable, and it's strongest in autumn & winter. If you're ever at loose ends on Christmas Eve, pay respects at St Michael's Cornhill. Because here, down the alley, was Scrooge's counting house.
1 The church, rather ugly Victorian gothic2 Down the alley at the side, the Victorian lamp of the Jampot at left3 Up the alley, with the Jampot lamp and door
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 01/09/2024
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
A skeet from “rare body oils” that says:

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Sometimes, I just live for the comments on social media posts. 😅
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Truth. Justice. Whatever. #Supergirl lands in theaters and IMAX June 26.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This is an incredible photo with 50 incredible things going on but my favorite is that by far the most "alive" seeming person is the portrait of Reagan
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Senator Kelly is correct. Plus a Public Service Announcement: KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1. The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal: "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
a dingo pupy christmas - patreon.com/wolfpupy
dingo pupy comic
panel 1: 
a dingo puppy is wearing a christmas hat and saying "did you know that in australia christmas is in summer?"
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dingo pupy continues "there is no snow here, just burning hot desert sand"
panel 3:
"but you can build a sand man" says dingo pupy
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a snowman made out of sand has rocks for eyes, sticks for arms, and a beer bottle for a nose. it is saying "i am in searing pain and will never melt or die"dingo pupy comic
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a dingo puppy is saying "it's time to go on a christmas adventure"
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a snowman made out of sand with rocks for eyes, sticks for arms, and a beer bottle for a nose is wearing a top hat. the sandman says "please just take off this magic hat so i can go back to being sand"
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dingo pupy is silently staring
panel 4:
dingo pupy says "no"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/11/2025
This is real. From grok.
Screenshot of a chat conversation. In the first message, a user asks, “If there’s a shit eating contest, would Elon win?” The assistant responds with a long, comedic, exaggerated rant describing how Elon Musk would supposedly “win,” using metaphorical language about public criticism, drama, and online backlash. The tone is humorous, vulgar, and hyperbolic.
The second screenshot shows the user asking, “What about a diarrhea drinking contest?” The assistant replies with another lengthy, graphic, comedic monologue claiming Elon would also “win,” comparing criticism and controversy to “liquid” forms of it. The response continues the same exaggerated, profane style, describing him enduring large amounts of figurative criticism and turning it into “rocket fuel.”
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Jesse @itshoje.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
From the top rope
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joseph myers @valligurlz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I no longer want the White House ballroom torn down. Keep it exactly as it's built, with one change. Repurpose it as an open-to-the public museum focused on the "authoritarian era'. Have displays on J6, ICE, anti-fascist protests, all of it. And if a large courtroom is needed for trials, that too.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 22/08/2025
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
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"Jack White is a washed up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career," wrote Cheung. "It's apparent he's been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of The People's House."--White House Communications Director Steven Cheung

Listen, I'm an artist and not a politician so I'm in no need to give my answer or opinion on
anything if I'm not inspired or compelled, but how funny that it wasn't me calling out trump's
blatant fascist manipulation of government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about
Latinos, Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous "wall" construction, his attacks on the disabled
his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of the sacred halls of congress,
his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks about women, his obvious attempts at
distraction about being a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the
Epstein files, his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic
Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those struggling with
poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious wimpy and pathetic kowtowing
to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise
and products like Goya beans through the office of the President, his fake "gunshot to the ear"
that he showed no medical records or photographs of his constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. No, it wasn't me calling out any of that, it was the fucking DECOR OF THE OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults.
How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this administration get? Masquerading as a
real artist? Thank you for giving me my tombstone engraving! Well here's my opinion,
trump is masquerading as a human being.officialjackwhite
He's masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy.
He's been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he's involved in
has prospered except by using other people's money to find loophole after loophole and grift after grift. His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung
and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and
"ample time on
at golf than
helping ANYONE in the country. Improve. Anything. There
progress with him, only
smoke and mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy. So maga folk, enjoy your
concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he ain't spending any
money agenda. on helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremascist country club rich idiot.
No intelligent person can defend this
low life fascist. This bankrupter of casinos. This failed seller of trump steaks, trump vodka,
trump water, etc. This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have
fleeced the American people over and over. This professional golf cheat, this grifter who
has hundreds of thousands of deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands,
this man that the majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and
voting into office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality
television stars. Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman
leads is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a villain
who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit themselves.
And no I'm not a Democrat either, I'm a human being raised in Detroit, I'm an artist who's
owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and recording label since he
was 21 years old who has enough street sense to know when a 3 card monte dealer is a
cheap grifter and a thief.
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Kate Ross @kateross.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
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I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time
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Their big question was like, "why the sticker" I told them it was on the truck when I bought it-and they suggested I remove it. Obnoxious creatures.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 19/08/2025
Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats
President @realDonaldTrump showing President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hat 🤣🇺🇸
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
cats thought they made a deal with us thousands of years ago: keep the rodents under control in exchange for food and shelter. but we added stipulations. now they have to get weighed at the vet. and the rodents are behind a glass wall. they've been betrayed. they're not going to take it forever.
a gray cat looks deep into your eyes, seeming to question why you have lied to her and for what gain
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Casey Parks @caseyparks.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Anti-trans laws don’t only affect trans people and their families. In Vermillion, South Dakota, a bathroom ban nearly cost a town its only bookstore. Then a young trans couple stepped up. My latest for @washingtonpost.com — wapo.st/4m3PuFP
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A family opened a town’s first bookstore. A bathroom bill is driving them away.
The Phelans ran the only bookstore in Vermillion, South Dakota. They sold it and moved after a new law would’ve required their daughter to use a boy’s bathroom.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Once upon a time a bunch of farmers in the Middle East came to an agreement allowing some slinky local creatures to do pest control for their crop storage. Cut to 9,000 years later: Happy International Cat Day! icatcare.org/internationa...
Photo of a dark skinned person's hand scritching the chin of a shorthaired white and tabby kitten.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
consultants are telling democratic candidates not to go on alien super show because they might have organic unplanned fun
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The reason your train was delayed.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 08/06/2025
Reminder: jury nullification won't be in your jury instructions and is not something you're allowed to talk about in court. If you bring up jury nullification during jury selection, you WILL be thrown off the jury. Want to nullify? Just vote to acquit. That's all nullification is: a vote to acquit.
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joseph myers @valligurlz.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Q: What do Trump's TACO Bowl and his tariff policies have in common? A: They're both full of crap.
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joseph myers @valligurlz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Since he wants to reopen this place, I have a great suggestion for Prisoner Number One.
Bluesky post from me on 4/19/25: "Why subcontract when we already have hellholes? Guantanamo Bay of course, but why not repurpose Alcatraz for the top traitors. No more tours obviously, but people can look at the island from San Francisco and reflect".
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
episode 089
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Jonathon M. Floyd @jfloyd314.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This, to me, is the most obvious messaging opportunity *ever* for Democrats. Chuck Schumer should be on the ground in Arkansas within 24 hours and Democrats in both houses of Congress should be filing measures to provide federal funds to assist in recovery efforts. Force Republicans to say no.
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