"Cat-sup goes on beef, but the good ketchup goes on bouf. And you know, catsup is a low-IQ word, only a dumbocrat says cat-sup. Do you know there's a 'b' in dumb? Cat-sup is dumB (emphasis on the 'b' sound). I have a high IQ. I went to Wharton. They don't serve cat-sup at Wharton. Only bouf."
