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Val the Roo

@valeroo.bsky.social
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Nerdy Kangaroo Nerd / 33 / Open Relationship / Gay (prolly a lil genderfluid, still figuring things out)(he/they) / Western Mass NSFW 18+ only 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 Twitter (not in use) is [at]valeron1120 Pfp by @tazzle.art

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Val the Roo @valeroo.bsky.social · 1h
Without FA, I wouldn’t have the life I have today, or my loving partner, or the best friends I could honestly ever ask for. Im happy to chip in $5 a month to help keep the site running
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I noticed the other day that my wife (with help from @kamkonek.bsky.social) put this on our car.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Shoutout to my fellow havers of RSD
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Everything Dice @everythingdice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
✨ GIVEAWAY ✨ The Critical Role Fey Realm D20 is available now! Time to celebrate with a giveaway--no fey bargains necessary! Giveaway ends 9/30 at 12pm CT. To Enter: 🧚‍♂️ Follow this account 🍭 Like + Repost this post You can get this D20 NOW from the Critical Role US, UK, EU and AU shops! #dnd #dice
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Excellent post. Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts?
Anyone?
You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea.
Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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DADverine @stroh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eat ass … Sam says, Eat ass
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ΛTLΛS 🔜 MFF, WOE @atlasbun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Father Dearest @liondad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Knowledge is thinking the DaVinki brothers are dumb for saying that artist's name wrong. Wisdom is realizing they are smarter than half the people you know.
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Quetzalcoatl2k @quetzalcoatl2k.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Captain Hook from Peter Pan and the Pirates with a pencil saying: "Very well. If my work must be scraped, I will encounter obscurity as a bride and hug it in my arms. For I, at least, have built a legitimate art career, prompt jockey! I have made comics in DeviantArt as a boy. I have made Flash cartoons in Newgrounds as a man. I have drawn OCs, various commissions and NSFW of Rouge the Bat with the fattest tits you can imagine! I have been inspired by the finest art communities ever to grace Tumblr, Twitter or Bluesky. In short, I will continue to draw and improve my craft throughout my personal journey. Whereas YOU are a pathetic creature, forever locked in the self-serving egocentricities of generative AI, slowly sacrificing your human cognition in exchange for hiding your pitiful mediocrity and lack of talent. You will NEVER be an artist, and you will NEVER be remembered! So… steal my work now, and be done with it!"
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K9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Playing a DS game on an emulator
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ISTFG
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 07/11/2025
ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND? DO YOU OFFER RELIEF?
scene from starship troopershttps://youtu.be/ld-AKg9-xpM?t=25

but instead of "the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand" with the dude's hand knifed, the dude is holding a phone with porn on it, and its captioned 
"your friend cannot doomscroll, if you make them cum"
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 el perro baldosa @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 26/08/2026
If not for Tim Curry, Brennan wouldn't have gotten a job at CollegeHumor, and Dropout would be a very different place today...
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Azel @azeldraws.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In honor of Tim Curry, wanted to reshare this piece of Azel cosplaying as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Halloween a few years ago. Rest in peace Tim, you had a huge impact on my life ❤️
Azel cosplaying as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from RHPS
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this week is homophobic
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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xerxes 🐺 @xerxes.doghauswx.com · 26/08/2026
Tim taught me long ago to always let my freak flag fly "Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh." You're free now, doc. Rest in power 💪
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 26/08/2026
everyone will remember Tim Curry for Rocky Horror, Clue, Muppet Treasure Island, etc., but we can't forget his most important cultural contribution
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Kas @kaspertiger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🎶“Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate satin draped frame As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same” 🎶
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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
caleblandrybones on tumblr posting "beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever," with a follow up post that merely says "hopital," a humorous misspelling of "hospital" which clearly needed to get involved due to the beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Heartbreaking: The hottest NSFW idea ever, that would make you cum so hard you spontaneously achieve enlightenment, is trapped in the mind of an artist too shy to draw or even ever mention it
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
HEY IT'S HAPPENING, GO TURN IT OFF AND TELL YOUR STREAMER FRIENDS RIGHT NOW of course they didn't listen to the fucking petition & of course there was NO NOTIFICATION
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keke @certifiedslock.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The dream team
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Koba @kobadeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lets do this! 6k follower raffle!! -Be following -Like and Retweet -Share a fun fact in the comments! I'll reach out to the winner on the 14th! Thank you, thank you, thank you for all your support!! I love drawing and it means the world that ya'll enjoy the result. 🦌❤️🫵
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
See, this is a cryptid. This is Slenderman's fursona Slenderdog.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Top of pasta and sauce instant stuff 
It has a picture of Aerith on it
And a knife through it
Like that one game
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STrRedWolf @redwolf.ws · 07/08/2026
The quote is what gets me.
Arizona DOT installed a wildlife camera at Route 87's pedestrian crossing outside Payson last September. Standard deer migration count.  After six months, they had footage of zero deer and 147 clips of the same coyote pressing the crosswalk button with its paw at sunrise.  The animal waits for the walk signal.  Steps into the road.  Crosses at a trot. Every single time.  Biologists believe it learned by watching hikers at the adjacent trailhead. "It's not random," said the lead researcher. "That coyote understands cause and effect better than half our interns." DOT voted unanimously to keep the camera running.  The coyote hasn't jaywalked once.
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Inky(AB) @inkythedutchie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My DMs are always open but if you ever see me like your posts it’s probably me being to shy to dm you 👉👈
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp
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PANAPANA @87sukiyaki.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 30/07/2026
Vera Rubin Observatory xkcd.com/3278/
Comic. Vera Rubin Observatory Discoveries: Bingo Card. [5 x 5 bingo card: black hole tidally disrupting a star; Planet Nine; remnants of a former Milky Way companion galaxy, 10,000 new trans-Neptunian objects, object on interstellar trajectory, star being eclipsed by weird object, secret military satellite, Kuiper Belt object that’s a surprising color; Mars-sized TNO, local group supernova, spurious signal from observatory kitchen, glitch in alert system spams all astronomers, space (free), Earth-sized TNO, defunct spacecraft, surprising number of small galaxies, neutron star merger, new supernova constraints on dark energy, new dwarf plane bigger than Pluto/Eris, lost historical comet, 5 million asteroids and comets, 50,000 near-Earth asteroids, object likely to impact Earth, Vera Rubin herself (faked death, stole spaceship), many very small dots.
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Sieg @sieg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s 2008, I just got home from college on a Friday Boot up Wrath of the Lich King Gorillaz in the background, two bottles of coke, fish and chips Life was easy
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
EVA Unit 02 being pierced by the Forkchop of Longinus
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JosABanks @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Werner Herzog 
Speech bubble over a quote tweet
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Val the Roo @valeroo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
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ALT: Inception Spinning Top
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 19/07/2026
had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed
A screenshot of a tumblr post.

From user radiqueer:
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget.

From user aromanticduck:
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care
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funbolt @funbolt0079.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
アーカイブ
MOBILE HORSE
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AlbeonΘΔ @Hell @albeon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My mother got into a severe car crash on Tuesday. Today, we had to pull the plug. She had no brain activity as of yesterday morning. The only reason I waited this long was so she could be a donor and maybe save someone else from the pain I'm feeling.
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Joy @swordofcharlemagne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture
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