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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love everything Nathan Fielder has ever done but ranking The Rehearsal 10 spots LOWER than Nathan For You is crazy work. And also The Curse should be a contender if this is about "best" shows, even if they weren't popular
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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zoda coo @zodacoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One of my hobbies is going to public places like a movie theater or a sauna and getting annoyed that other people are there
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Reading The Subtle Knife, and I was inclined to say the portrayal of scientists was unrealistic, but the part where they've discovered there are interdimensional travelers, that the universe is conscious, and the government is spying on them, and they're STILL talking grant funding is perfect.
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Come on man #artemis is flying by the MOON today and we all still have to go sit in our shitty fluorescent offices glazing our douchebag bosses for 8-9 hours? This is BS, they should give everyone the day off to sit at home and watch the livestream of the fucking MOON FLYBY in awe. Do it, Trump
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
They're just like me
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Absolutely hilarious to watch all the MAGA diehards throw a little fit and piss their pants in fear and loathing over Mamdani winning the election, only for their own head guy to roll over for him on command because he printed out a nice picture that says "wuv you" on it
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Ngl I had Good Omens on my reading list for years before any of the stuff came out about him, by the time I finally got around to it I made it halfway through the audiobook before finally remembering he was one of the authors 😐
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Pretending to watch whatever random NFL game happens to be on at the local bar for 6+ years straight so no one will bother me there and accidentally tricking myself into caring about it for real
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Jfc this entire thread is the most fun-sucking thing I've ever read. Chock full of pretentious takes doing everything they can to pretend like there must be some weird trick to Avatar's success other than the obvious: That they're actually pretty great films that get the basics rock-solid
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
A bright green yard sign reading “Jesus Christ Coming Soon…”
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Kendrick lobstar @klobstar.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
like, scoob, what’s wrong man RAGGY, I’M RON THE REPSTEIN RIST
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Another consequence of these people living in a fake alt-reality. They convinced themselves she was secretly MAGA because of the stupid jeans ad 'controversy' THEY made up that nobody irl actually gave a shit about. Now she's another character for them to project whatever sentiment they want on
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J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Friendly dog before a field of jagged spikes: “Wow, this place looks super honourable.
I hope there's a bunch of valuable things here.  I hope some cool deeds are esteemed here.”
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Honestly they shouldn't patch this, it's too funny. This is the only thing that will get people to actually use Grok
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
the joy of tik tok
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 23/09/2025
tylenol is basically worthless, i ate like half a bottle and guess what, still hungry
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Someone's gotta make a documentary on the rise and fall of the "computer hutch" as a major category of furniture in its own right. Some designer out there has a fascinating story to tell. Historians will talk about them as a fixture of early 21st century homes before they quickly went out of style.
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
This, and also just that your average conservative now thinks of "reality" as a mild suggestion at best. Anything is whatever they want it to be. Data doesn't matter. If Trump says DC is a crime-ridden hell hole, it is. All cities are practically unliveable because they think so.
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Remembering the time I got on ac. pro. in college and they made me go to a student counselor who suggested I make a "168 hours" schedule that accounts for every single hour of the week to visually see where I could totally be studying more and using my time better
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Straightforwardly, unabashedly evil
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/07/2025
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
“No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
“It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 20/07/2025
Hey it's cool that you're citing the old magic at me. I think I was actually there that day. Give me like.. a couple hours to look through my backup drives and notes apps
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Trump's director of National Intelligence explicitly started proceedings to have Obama and other political enemies prosecuted and imprisoned for explicitly false as shit pretenses yesterday and it's not even in the news AT ALL??
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Over and over I hear "it'll go away because it uses too much energy" and doesn't help anyone do anything. It uses a lot less energy than TikTok, and I don't see anyone imagining that going away (much as some of us might like it).
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Like, personally, I wish the activists types were more focused on how to regulate or just culturally deal with all this stuff, rather than saying it's going to go away for some reason.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Like I get the ethical debates about AI, but I often find people poo-pooing it who haven't seen how ridiculous the new models are, and considered how massive an advance it was over the jittery nightmare shit that was state of the art just 18 months ago.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 19/07/2025
Feels like Elon is going a bit hard on the "Trump is a pedo" train for someone who just spent hundreds of millions of dollars to develop an ultra sophisticated loli chatbot waifu, but maybe that's just me.
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Bit the bullet and enrolled my only phone in Android Beta Program just so I could get Material 3 Expressive ASAP. And like... totally worth. This stuff is so gorgeous and, even cooler, the way it FEELS to interact with is really, really great.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
pay per view efvent 30 pitbulls vs a helicopter $900 full access tv-ma
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 24/06/2025
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/06/2025
Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me!
I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The author is apparently Buck Sexton, aka literally one of Rush Limbaugh's official replacement hosts. Of course he didn't "take it seriously", he pushes North Korea levels of Trump propaganda over the airwaves for THREE STRAIGHT HOURS every single day to an audience of thousands. He doesn't care.
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I don't know how to explain this but Gavin Newsom is just Democrat Ron DeSantis
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Hot take tbh it's just not clever anymore to dunk on #StrangerThings because the kids look old now. It's like a joke Jimmy Fallon would've made 7 years ago. We all know by now. Just don't watch it if it really bothers you so much. Old ass unoriginal dunk, contrarianism for the sake of it
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 01/06/2025
Doctor: well, mr. henderson, your labs are back, and frankly they're incredible. have you been doing anything differently? diet or exercise?

Mr. “Henderson”: well, doc, i recently came upon a mysterious orb in the woods, obsidian black and colder than ice. dirt would not stick to it, nor would moss grow around it. upon touching it, i left the coil of the mortal world and became something like a human, and yet no longer human.

Doctor: hmmm, yes. we've been seeing that alot
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Upgrade your LGBTQ subscription to LGBTQ+ this month Be gay without any ad breaks
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
In the era of AI, why do I still have to individually hide specific sources and entire topics instead of Google News just understanding I don't want to see stupid fucking clickbait and websites called "LADBIBLE" probably shouldn't count as news sources in the first place!!
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Yessss what a great thread! I've been thinking this too-- even when AI was janky and easy to tell from real pictures, it seemed apparent the endpoint of this tech improving is that you can never, ever trust again that any random post online is "real". Accelerated my exit from (most) social media.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
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vagon5.bsky.social @vagon5.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
first they came for the funko pops
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I have to assume at this point in time that almost all the people who’ve told me or insinuated to me that democracy is over and there’s not going to be any more elections ever again want that to be true so they can live out their fantasy of getting to say “i told you so” in front of a firing squad
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