Reposted by D Ave.Esile Pret @birchiarch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Delighted to learn the sea urchin is all brain, and must’ve quit evolving once it was a head 073
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Trump will easily win the Nobel Prize this year because he is the truly the world's number one Prize Fighter. 020
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Apple has Siri, Android has Alexa... who takes your orders on the Trumphone? Hunter Biden? 000
Reposted by D Ave.Mike Muth @mikemuth.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dog join up for a cross country adventure. So, I headed to the library to see if the had a copy for my daughter to read. The librarian said that the description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not. 061
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Tomorrow, the Catholic Church starts baking a fresh Pope. I must admit I am excited to hear about the new flavor. 000
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Guns and Butter? Ha. It's all Dolls and Eggs now. www.axios.com/2025/05/01/s...axios.comStephen Miller: Most Americans would pay more for U.S.-made dollsThe doll debate continues. 000
Reposted by D Ave.NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends. 643523425
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 23/04/2025enjoy life eat out more than 50% off when you but a baker's dozen or 6 of the other irregular tomatoes featured. 110
Reposted by D Ave.NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Vatican to announce its choice of a new Pope in a Signal group chat. 20982131186
Reposted by D Ave.Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/04/2025If you're in line to get classified military secrets from Pete hegseth, STAY IN LINE 2539113
Reposted by D Ave.Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025When people say that some concept is too complicated for voters to understand, I remember Stephen Sondheim's line about the "West Side Story" movie. He was told that it didn't have "hummable" songs. Then United Artists spent a ton of $ promoting it, the movie was a hit, and suddenly it was hummable. 2249872
Reposted by D Ave.John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 20/04/2025The fact that Easter falls on 4/20 means that 2 very different demographics will be competing to buy up all the peeps. 1533343339
Reposted by D Ave.NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/04/2025We had trade agreements around the world. We broke them. Now we have to renegotiate, in a rush, without expertise, with countries who know their interests and who cannot trust us. Here’s how that puts America First. by Peter Navarro 1005313876
Reposted by D Ave.e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 09/04/2025markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands 75125922320
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 05/04/2025i don't know very much about Trump's approach to the economy but i feel like one purpose behind his over-sized tariffs is to force the Jerome Powell of the Fed to lower interest rates. 000
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I would like a Carlin/Hitchens flavored AI model to consult today. 010
Reposted by D Ave.The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 03/04/2025Happy Liberation Day! The day we become liberated from our ability to afford goods and services 913238497
Reposted by D Ave.Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Mod for Wolfenstein or such where all the Nazis are elon, you can just zone out brutally mowing through hordes of clones of the loser fuckwit 2464
Reposted by D Ave.Simon Threadgold🍂🍁🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 01/04/2025She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP. 121160652908
Reposted by D Ave.Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I learned that you can cause quartz crystal and other crystals to emit a positive and negative charge if you hit them because of their lattice structure if they're cut the right way and that's how quartz watches work and that's just the coolest shit ever. 3746136
Reposted by D Ave.Dan Piraro Bizarro @danpirarobizarro.bsky.social · 29/03/2025RFK Jr. has hired anti-vaccine activist David Geier to lead a study looking to link autism to vaccines, although that link has been heavily studied and thoroughly debunked. Geier does not have a medical degree & was disciplined in Maryland for practicing medicine without a license. M(aking)AGA 21280341760
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 28/03/2025cheesy warpaint. now we know why he hired Junior Vanceman. 000
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Today, the Neuralink Chip imbedded in Sen. Charles Grassley glitched and almost allowed Elon's AI, Grok to reveal the Trumps' true motives. The old chip almost gave out which means it's time to update the chip to take advantage of the newest operating... 1/2 211
Reposted by D Ave.Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/03/2025Blumenthal: "The break down in security is so jaw-dropping, but equally so the reaction that, 'well, nothing to be worried about here.' It's a little bit like saying the drunk driver was never at risk because he made it home okay, so nothing to see here." 304115652888
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Pete Hegseth is now Whiskeyleaks in all future correspondence. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 000
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I heard that Trump is courting Waffle House to sponsor the Easter Egg Roll at the White House. 000
Reposted by D Ave.mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 23/03/2025talking to a tattoo artist to get this entire sequence tattooed on me gotdamn 902738396
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Grassley may be Elon's first robot fitted with a Neuralink chip. 010
Reposted by D Ave.Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/03/2025This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen 417235792787
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I wonder. Do we have more living military and ex-military members in the U.S. than in our history? I'd like to see a breakdown of the progress of ex-members to see their vocational choices. 000
Reposted by D Ave.John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Vandalism like this is always wrong. But you don't have to call burning Teslas "vandalism." Call it a "Roman Salute." 8553176
D Ave. @uterpia.bsky.social · 17/03/2025My name for this truck is the Tesla Ponzi because it's shaped like a pyramid. 010
