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Annoyed Okie, I follow sports and complain about stuff.

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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to the Oklahoma St vs Tulsa game. Had to be the hottest game I’ve ever attended. Turf was 165. Just miserable.
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💥 Alabama Rep. Brett Easterbrook booked on first-degree human trafficking and prostitution. Kory Wesley, president of the Satsuma City School Board, was also arrested on human trafficking charges. 🔻
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 03/10/2026
Just sayin’. Just sayin’.
urban meyer in his mega pervert glassesDB cooper police sketch
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂😂
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😂😂
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
James Madison spears the Wagner punter RIGHT in the dick.
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man, Tulsa must be AWESOME.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Damn Murphy.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And in Oklahoma it looks Mike Mazzei probably won't get the nomination. Cyndi Munson is a good candidate but it'll be a lot harder to beat a guy who isn't currently tweaking out.
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You there! Boy! What fresh hell does the day bring
Michael Caine as Scrooge in the Muppet Christmas Carol, the best Christmas Carol adaptation of all time
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just posting this because, as of yesterday, the US national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time. The GOP: the party of fiscal responsibility. 🥴
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No, we can hate more.
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Star Demands More!
ALT: Star Demands More!
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 12/08/2026
THREAD: Photos from Russell Westbrook’s 18-year career as he retires from the NBA. Russ forever.
MEMPHIS, TN - MARCH 29: Russell Westbrook #0 of the LA Clippers celebrates during the game against the Memphis Grizzlies on March 29, 2023 at FedExForum in Memphis, Tennessee. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2023 NBAE (Photo by Joe Murphy/NBAE via Getty Images)
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wel….maybe.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 12/08/2026
Tulane's Mardi Gras jerseys are terrific:
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
1st child—fired for being pregnant, no one would hire a pregnant woman. 1st and only time I was ever fired. 2nd child—1 week off, no pay, told if I didn’t return in 7 days I’d be replaced (I was the Accounting/HR/Safety mgr). This was 1 year before fed protections were a thing.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 01/07/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Season 2 Liz Lemon is my hall pass.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lo shit. Beat me to it.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Max Headroom: The 80s AI Icon
ALT: Max Headroom: The 80s AI Icon
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I get them on bday and father’s day gift. They are superb
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I don’t want to shit on you. But he would say those cherries are trash. Get the good stuff. Won’t regret it
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Man I’m going to miss The Bear. Such a good show.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When it happens I’ll wear red.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Success is the best revenge. Or maybe arson. The point is, be vengeful
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Soylent green
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Their chicken: trash Their corporate policies: trash
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Chilfila without a doubt. Fuck those guys.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
And an outfit
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bears, it’s your turn.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/06/2026
FOOTAGE OF THE LETTERS BEING REMOVED The irony of the Trump admin claiming to be the most transparent in history is never lost on me. Kennedy Center Workers used a tarp so cameras couldn’t see the removal. Give @repbeatty.bsky.social her flowers.This wouldn’t have been possible without her work.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
SHE’S A HOME WRECKER! Lol.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Handjobs
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
😳
Greenland is not a 13 year old gir.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Elmo Says Burn It All Down
ALT: Elmo Says Burn It All Down
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 06/05/2026
Breaking news: Ted Turner, whose 24-hour news channel CNN revolutionized TV journalism, and whose sprawling legacy encompassed conservation, philanthropy and professional sports, died Wednesday. He was 87.
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Ted Turner, cable TV visionary who created CNN, dies at 87
His sprawling legacy encompassed conservation, philanthropy and professional sports, and his bravado earned him the nickname “Mouth of the South.”
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What a snowflake.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Today is a reminder that except for a brief period running roughly from Brown v. Board to Roe v. Wade, throughout its history the Supreme Court has been a reactionary force protecting the wealth of the wealthy and the power of the powerful, almost always hostile to equality and justice.
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Sandeep Bakshi @sandeepbak.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I couldn’t go past this testimony … ‘One former detainee, a 42-year-old woman from north Gaza who was held in the notorious Sde Teiman detention centre, said…’ Please heed the warning. Do not read if sexual violence is a trigger for you.
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
😂
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Kirk Colvin @theopenletter.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
we have a psychotic, murderous, christian nationalist as secretary of defense
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
😂
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Your yearly reminder. #CJK5H
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Forklift Certified @user5734frk.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
90s Janet. 🥺
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