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Urban Pantheist

@urbpan.bsky.social
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I love ALL of nature’s abominations

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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Toads are a type of frog and it’s not my fault if that upsets you
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Suddenly (SH season 5) Nate shows up as mayor of London and we’re almost there
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Transcript from Time interview with Trump: TRUMP: I’m Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs… TIME: Thank you, Mr. President.
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alternating nights of Ted Lasso and Slow Horses and @cottonmanifesto.bsky.social thinks there should be a crossover episode
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
30 dollars is the new 10 dollars. Walgreens should be fined for charging 10 bucks a roll for painters tape
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fist bump with Bobby Corrigan, our premier rat expert, the day is looking up
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
nothing like being stopped for my multitool to turn me into a second amendment activist
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
posting this from imMobile boston traffic: need to be at government center by 9:30 AM today and tomorrow, coming from East Dedham. No parking spaces at Forest Hill Station.feel like a real rookie. What route should I try tomorrow?
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my two greatest recent adrenaline rushes have been shocking myself with an electric fence while trying not to get bitten by a prairie dog, and unexpectedly needing to kick a rat to death. separate instances.
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turns out that Donald Trump's limitless, unprecedented stupidity is the most powerful weapon yet deployed to rein in global warming.
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Analysis: Global fossil-fuel emissions set to fall in 2026 amid Hormuz crisis - Carbon Brief
Global fossil-fuel emissions are set to fall by in 2026 amid the fallout from the Hormuz crisis, according to Carbon Brief analysis.
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got bored of not being personally insulted by strangers on the internet, so I posted a map rating all the states by where i’d live.
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t know what those post means, I mean, I do but “having a tab open” of AI is alien to me
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just know at therapy today I’m gonna open with “So I posted on Facebook…”
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
is there a sci-fi out there where citizens can opt into a life of pleasure doing whatever they please (art, recreation, travel) but at the end of an allotted time they are executed? more to the point: Let me live like a billionaire for 10 years and I’ll agree to be soylent at the end.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can’t afford groceries? No problem! It’s not safe to consume them anyway!
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank god for his endless self-indulgence, it might save us
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
prediction/conspiracy theory: another false assassination attempt, footage provided to make imply success. Iran is blamed, retroactively justifying the war and reenergizing the GOP. Qatari force1 whisks him away to Saudi to die peacefully in the Idi Amin suite. Facism under JD continues; Hegseth VP
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
headline from the Guardian: “Opinion |  Trump’s midterm theme is unrewuited love
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ever had someone ask you for a ride, and then say never mind, but give “their place” in your car to someone you barely know? Is there a word for this?
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you ever want to start shit on facebook, just post an edgy provocative question like “what ingredients should a veggie sandwich have?”
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is it safe to eat lettuce yet?
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not me tearing up because a podcaster sincerely appreciated my sincere compliment #MentalHealth
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you’re non confrontational, don’t forget you can lash out with sarcasm any time you are mildly criticized
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
rush-hour traffic in Boston at 2 PM on Wednesday of course!
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
hummingbirds are wasted on West coasters
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A significant amount of the pest control industry survives on encouraging phobias
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
treehouse is a great place to go if you wish s brewery was more like an aitport
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Folks we put Sunn O))) on NPR
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i’m gonna look back on this day, disappointed in myself that I didn’t quit in a huff when I had the chance
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
here’s my situational awareness tip for the day: If you see someone wearing a Bee suit, stay the fuck away from them
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I need those drugs to counteract the crushing hopelessness that my job generates
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It wasn’t until this morning that I realized I took the weekend off from my antidepressants (and the rest of my meds).
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
View from below looking up at Nicolas Cage with his hands spread. His hair is messy and he has an expression of panic on his face that he us trying to disguise as a comforting smile under his mustache. The background is a ceiling patterned with irregular diamond shaped spots.
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t think anyone should make fun of Tom Homan’s voice—because his shitty behavior standing up for a murderous police state is the real issue—but I don’t know how to resist the impulse
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A big reason for Democrats to promise prison time for Republicans in power and the use of the state to undermine the Republican Party as an organization is because our former allies need to believe that someday soon, America will cease to be like this.
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I missed that the Onion bought USA Today, too, but nice work
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@kmatt45.bsky.social If a second one of these shirts exists, i’ll share it with you
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
it's funny how completely irrelevant and totally forgotten Lindsey Graham is and it hasn't even been a week, what a legacy
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Animals: “sometimes shit just moves around”
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#NotThatShocked
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Someone go check on Superman
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Someone please take a picture after they paint the mic to look like a dick but before its on the bottom of the east river
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Seriously. Trumpism is just crime. That's it. Don't twist in circles trying to find some deeper philosophy behind people just stealing stuff because they can.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For those of you trying to keep track of recent deaths, Lindsey Graham is not the one who was on a popular TV show that entertained people and even inspired some to become paramedics. He’s the one who contributed nothing to the world and in fact made everything worse.
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ok 2 evil men dead, this should make me happier, but I’m still angry my 2 friends died
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Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Shoutout to the kid who suggested i solve a pest issue with my TASER and then was appalled when I told him I don’t have one
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