Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Toads are a type of frog and it’s not my fault if that upsets you 010
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Suddenly (SH season 5) Nate shows up as mayor of London and we’re almost there 120
Reposted by Urban PantheistAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 905258046119
Reposted by Urban PantheistFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Transcript from Time interview with Trump: TRUMP: I’m Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs… TIME: Thank you, Mr. President. 1523835
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Alternating nights of Ted Lasso and Slow Horses and @cottonmanifesto.bsky.social thinks there should be a crossover episode 150
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 26/09/202630 dollars is the new 10 dollars. Walgreens should be fined for charging 10 bucks a roll for painters tape 131
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026fist bump with Bobby Corrigan, our premier rat expert, the day is looking up 020
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026nothing like being stopped for my multitool to turn me into a second amendment activist 030
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026posting this from imMobile boston traffic: need to be at government center by 9:30 AM today and tomorrow, coming from East Dedham. No parking spaces at Forest Hill Station.feel like a real rookie. What route should I try tomorrow? 120
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my two greatest recent adrenaline rushes have been shocking myself with an electric fence while trying not to get bitten by a prairie dog, and unexpectedly needing to kick a rat to death. separate instances. 330
Reposted by Urban PantheistAlex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Turns out that Donald Trump's limitless, unprecedented stupidity is the most powerful weapon yet deployed to rein in global warming.carbonbrief.orgAnalysis: Global fossil-fuel emissions set to fall in 2026 amid Hormuz crisis - Carbon BriefGlobal fossil-fuel emissions are set to fall by in 2026 amid the fallout from the Hormuz crisis, according to Carbon Brief analysis. 2639
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I got bored of not being personally insulted by strangers on the internet, so I posted a map rating all the states by where i’d live. 330
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t know what those post means, I mean, I do but “having a tab open” of AI is alien to me 010
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I just know at therapy today I’m gonna open with “So I posted on Facebook…” 010
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026is there a sci-fi out there where citizens can opt into a life of pleasure doing whatever they please (art, recreation, travel) but at the end of an allotted time they are executed? more to the point: Let me live like a billionaire for 10 years and I’ll agree to be soylent at the end. 020
Reposted by Urban PantheistThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Can’t afford groceries? No problem! It’s not safe to consume them anyway! 1285436981
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Thank god for his endless self-indulgence, it might save us 010
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026prediction/conspiracy theory: another false assassination attempt, footage provided to make imply success. Iran is blamed, retroactively justifying the war and reenergizing the GOP. Qatari force1 whisks him away to Saudi to die peacefully in the Idi Amin suite. Facism under JD continues; Hegseth VP 240
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? 040
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Ever had someone ask you for a ride, and then say never mind, but give “their place” in your car to someone you barely know? Is there a word for this? 210
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If you ever want to start shit on facebook, just post an edgy provocative question like “what ingredients should a veggie sandwich have?” 140
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Not me tearing up because a podcaster sincerely appreciated my sincere compliment #MentalHealth 120
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you’re non confrontational, don’t forget you can lash out with sarcasm any time you are mildly criticized 030
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026rush-hour traffic in Boston at 2 PM on Wednesday of course! 010
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A significant amount of the pest control industry survives on encouraging phobias 110
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026treehouse is a great place to go if you wish s brewery was more like an aitport 010
Reposted by Urban PantheistJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Folks we put Sunn O))) on NPR 3535
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i’m gonna look back on this day, disappointed in myself that I didn’t quit in a huff when I had the chance 040
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026here’s my situational awareness tip for the day: If you see someone wearing a Bee suit, stay the fuck away from them 040
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I need those drugs to counteract the crushing hopelessness that my job generates 020
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It wasn’t until this morning that I realized I took the weekend off from my antidepressants (and the rest of my meds). 111
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I don’t think anyone should make fun of Tom Homan’s voice—because his shitty behavior standing up for a murderous police state is the real issue—but I don’t know how to resist the impulse 130
Reposted by Urban PantheistStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A big reason for Democrats to promise prison time for Republicans in power and the use of the state to undermine the Republican Party as an organization is because our former allies need to believe that someday soon, America will cease to be like this. 462871595
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I missed that the Onion bought USA Today, too, but nice work 132
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026@kmatt45.bsky.social If a second one of these shirts exists, i’ll share it with you 120
Reposted by Urban Pantheistcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026it's funny how completely irrelevant and totally forgotten Lindsey Graham is and it hasn't even been a week, what a legacy 3164771
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Someone please take a picture after they paint the mic to look like a dick but before its on the bottom of the east river 040
Reposted by Urban PantheistAlex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Seriously. Trumpism is just crime. That's it. Don't twist in circles trying to find some deeper philosophy behind people just stealing stuff because they can. 0343
Reposted by Urban PantheistBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING 274181675
Reposted by Urban PantheistFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026For those of you trying to keep track of recent deaths, Lindsey Graham is not the one who was on a popular TV show that entertained people and even inspired some to become paramedics. He’s the one who contributed nothing to the world and in fact made everything worse. 1259859
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026ok 2 evil men dead, this should make me happier, but I’m still angry my 2 friends died 030
Urban Pantheist @urbpan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Shoutout to the kid who suggested i solve a pest issue with my TASER and then was appalled when I told him I don’t have one 130