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Hermit Crab

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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 6h
NGL this postgame interview is why American is a fucking great place.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 6h
How you have a closer who can hit 102 throwing backdoor slop is beyond me.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 6h
pain
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 6h
Padres game killing my ass.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 7h
Very much a tangent to Michael's post, but Tinted Windows, the supergroup that Hanson brother Taylor did with Adam Schlesinger, James Iha and Bun E. Carlos, cranked out one of the best power pop albums of century to date youtu.be/c1acLwi-jos
youtu.be
Tinted Windows "Kind Of A Girl"
YouTube video by SCurveRecords
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 7h
Why you want to make Machado run?
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 8h
Imagining BMW swapping Common for Tom Waits in their new ad campaign.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 8h
Tatis, Jr just insanely cool.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 9h
Josh Allen LOL
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 10h
My guy is snoring so hard I can hear it over the Pats game.
Bert getting some deeeeeeeep sleep.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 11h
Patriots and Bills just played the longest last two minutes of a half I've ever seen.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The "nearly $100" part is what makes this sound just extra pathetic snd desperate. Couldnt even make it an even hundo? Lol
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 12h
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
bloody-disgusting.com
'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 14h
Caught an old Casey Kasum countdown from 1985 and, brother, did that ever pull some nostalgia levers in my head.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 15h
Rain delay of the F1 race in Bahrain is an inspired bit.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 15h
Very often I spend an inordinate amount of time stuck on a clue that eventually turns out to be extremely obvious. Today was one of those days. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Oct 4th 2026 (Hard) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Texting tom cotton a YouTube link to Hendrix cover of sunshine of your love
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sorry in which town In WHICH FUCKING TOWN No, fuck you all, suffer in silence you absolutely wretched demons
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dangerous Steeples is an amaaaaazing band name.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Albanian flag metal as hell.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uhhhh.....
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*theatrical cough Gone Baby Gone
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It me.
youtu.be
hello i must be going
YouTube video by Catherine Thompson
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtube.com
Groucho Marx: Lydia The Tattooed Lady
YouTube video by Amarok365
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was a rock fight. 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adios, fatboy.
al.com
A poll meant to question PBS found Trump underwater in Alabama, instead
Trump's support in Alabama doesn't mirror the intensity of disapproval.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus Christ, what an abomination. Everyone involved in making this happen should take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask what kind of person they really are.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever one’s opinion of the death penalty in the abstract, the particulars of how it’s implemented and who it’s applied to in the US are moral abominations
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK Contreras.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Preach.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, that didn't work out at all.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is disgusting and I hope they rot in hell.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't explain it any better than this but Sonny Gray looks like a character from a Cormac McCarthy novel.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m laughing because i was leaving my office and saw my sushi bowl in the trash can getting hit directly by the sun and didn’t do anything about it. kiss my ass tomorrow me
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a shameful, despicable piece of shit this guy is.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL wut
Top headline: Mattel's CEO departing after rough year at toy giant.
Bottom headline: Paramount-Warner Bros. expected to tap Mattel CEO for top job.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That reminds me. Whatever happened to the speaking tour he was going to do that lasted all of one event?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
he's bored and angry and all he wants to do is stand in front of a crowd of people cheering for him that's why he did the midterm convention, that's why he's doing this, and he's well beyond giving a shit how it affects any other republican candidate I love that for all of them
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Alex @alexanotherone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess "try" is one way to describe not consulting anyone who knows anything about economics, not going through Congress and doing widely disproven things based on vibes
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schlittler's pants are fucking stupid looking. Every Sox batter should yell "Nice pants, loser." Establish dominance.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an amazingly funny sequence.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just went to a restaurant where the bartender turned out to be a Real Housewives super fan. She and the wife talked almost the entire meal. At one point during a lull I told the wife "This is your sports."
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pack the court. Then impeach and remove Roberts.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ohhh, signing a document, are you? This shit is so stupid.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Har har hardy har har.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's the coldest "I'm sorry" you're ever gonna hear.
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In honor of the 50th anniversary of "Songs In The Key Of Life" here's a video that lays out what an actual sorcerer Stevie is.
youtu.be
The Sir Duke chord EXPLAINED
YouTube video by David Bennett Music Theory
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Hermit Crab @kmatt45.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you want to know why the Boston area is so confusing it's because there are like 7 place names that do all the heavy lifting. Brookline: it's a town, it's a street name in Boston, it's a street name in Cambridge (totally different street).
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