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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thomas Skinner on Ann Widdecombe: “People celebrating that she’s passed away. She was someone’s mum.” Finger on the pulse as ever, that one.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just noting that when Sarah Everard was kidnapped and murdered by a police officer and a vigil held for her on Clapham Common, Farage urged people not to attack men or the police.
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Last August I had a stroke. Because of this, I now have Aphasia. It means it is slightly (in my case) less easy to speak as clearly as before. At first it was an impossible task to even ask for a bowl of cornflakes, but it has come along way for me since thanks to therapy and a lot of talking to
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Please excuse me from gym @excusemefromgym.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.
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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Evergreen headline.
Old BBC headline that reads: Baffling and concerning — what is wrong with England?
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Starmer's advisors are having secret meetings with US tech bros and a suspicious explosion at a house kills two people, but for The Guardian the biggest story of the day is that their senior political correspondent, Peter Walker wrote another snide article about Zack Polanski
Guardian screenshot headline - Polanski says he would discourage 'globalise the intifada' chant but warns against march bans. Then below half the size - Exclusive: Starmer adviser held 16 undisclosed meetings with top US tech bosses. And next to that - Bristol: Two people dead after explosion at house in Bristol
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
America have the second amendment to use their guns to overthrow a tyrannical government, yet not a peep from them as their president plans to wipe out whole civilisation. Stick to shooting school kids I guess #iran
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Let’s take a look at the weather…
Weather
 Mostly drizzly
 A bit chill
 Pretty shit
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madoc cairns @madoc.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Police in Canterbury today informed a protestor that the phrase "Israel is committing genocide in Gaza" could be considered a declaration of support for Palestine Action and therefore a terrorism offence.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
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On a clear day @icanseeforever1.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 25/04/2025
"relax, it's just for a stock photo - they'll probably use it for a new herbal tea brand or something"
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Tessa Khan @tessakhan.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Lots of claims flying around this week (eg Nigel Farage who thinks we can be "self-sufficient" in gas) that the UK can drill its way to energy security. Here's why that's a fantasy, as I explained to Reform's Richard Tice on LBC earlier:
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@alexlowe1.bsky.social Just had an elderly lady on my hospital ward talking about her love for mint chocolate and biscuits.
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Simon Fletcher @fletchersimon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“when the political choice is fiscal prudence or human dignity, this government appears to have made up its mind” - Guardian leader column www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The Guardian view on Labour’s welfare plans: betraying the vulnerable | Editorial
Editorial: Sir Keir Starmer’s suggested benefit cuts are deeply unfair to poor, sick and disabled people – and ignore expert warnings that these measures won’t boost employment
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Another one of them Viz Top Tips: TURN your humble two-up, two-down semi into a luxurious 10-bedroom mansion by simply adding more interior walls. Johnny Rubber, Wigan
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Nigel Farage asks at #PMQs "what should i say to my 25,000 constituents in Clacton" how about "where the hell is my office I've never been here before"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Sir Norman of Nowhere. CSE. 🏴‍☠️ @sirnorman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For all the doubters, how are these not the same?
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'M not one to complain
usually but, I mean fucking
hell. Come on.
Peter Busby, e-mail
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Arnold Schwarzenegger has to be the king of rewatchable movies
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
So many 🤖 followers 😬
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2Tone4Real @2tone4real.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Yeah this is true.
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Ben Dunnell @bendunnell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’m now imagining a wartime Kuenssberg or Chris Mason. “Well, the people of Coventry have one view of being bombed. But now let’s hear from Oswald Mosley.”
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Wise words to live by 😂 #love
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Billionaires should not own social media platforms. Billionaires should not run our newspapers. Billionaires should not control our politics. A free media is a democratic media - a public good that is owned and run by us all.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
A particularly foul-mouthed Viz letter, reading as follows: "If drinking and smoking is so bad for you, then how come squirres, who never do either, only live until they're 5 years old? Explain that one, nature cunts. Grant B Warner, New Zealand"
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Reasons to be hopeful for 2025; 1) Nothing further to add
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from
classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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TattooJeff @tattoojeff.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Netanyahu releases this evening a 9 minute video, inciting against Israel's justice system. His advisors were arrested and charged with leaking state secrets, to serve a campaign against the hostages' families. Netanyahu is terrified the advisors will decide to testify against him.
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「YASE」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 22/11/2024
ive never in my entire life seen plastic yellow this bad. this saturn smokes two packs a day
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So the UK govt is now in the position where they will allow the arrest of Netanyahu if he comes to Britain but at the same time they will still be providing him with assistance and weapons to continue the Gaza genocide…. Ok got it 😬
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The International Criminal Court have issued arrest warrants for Israel’s prime minister and former defence minister, as well as Hamas's military commander. A pre-trial chamber had rejected Israel’s challenges to the court’s jurisdiction and issued warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly2exvx944o
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kristina @cosmepolitics.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m an NPC because I don’t like to be played
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16/11/2024
i will fight ron paul
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Me watching the final scene in HBO's The Penguin.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 13/11/2024
Morning Bluesky
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Can we please skip making his tweets our headlines this time around?
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Paul @upwardhalo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Who is worth a follow on this thing?
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