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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Where did that year go 🫠

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 24/01/2024

I'm sorry I've neglected you, Blue Sky. I've only been at the bad place because it's bigger to scream at for Palestine.

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

This is why I don't have doona covers and doonas anymore, I only have comforters. That (doona covers) was a battle I can not win!

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

My youngest had similar (hearing loss, severe speech delay, 2 years intensive speech therapy and then grommets) so if you have any questions feel free to ask <3

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

the antisemitic richest man in the world is quite literally aligning with right wing germans, so yea my ancestral alarm bells are going fucking nuts

tweet from elon musk about german ships saving refugees

tweet from german foreign office saying they’re saving lives. elon responds: So you’re actually proud of it. Interesting. Frankly, I doubt that a majority of the German public supports this. Have you run a poll?

Surely it is a violation of the sovereignty of Italy for Germany to transport vast numbers of illegal immigrants to Italian soil?

Has invasion vibes … 🤨

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29/09/2023

Dianne Feinstein won’t see your jokes, but your 90 year old politician friends whose own hubris ruined their legacy and made everybody dislike them at the end an iconic career, will.

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The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

“Please explain this gap in your resume.” Yes. That was the period I wasn't working. My turn, why did the last person leave?

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

I only use it on my laptop browser ugh. I feel so prehistoric.

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

This tonsilitis is kicking my ass. I'd say it's the worst I've ever had it! Stressing about missing so many days of work, stupid capitalism.

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Richard 塚正ー緑 @rhtebooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

I found a streetview car being pulled over for an RBT

Google street imagery showing a policeman directing the car into a lane

It is in the lane and the police approach

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Could have laughed at the reaction of the pharmacist when I told him that no, I didn't want to buy his $30-80 probiotics

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Should still be fine registering after 60 days. Just makes it harder for things as baby has less ID (ie daycares).

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

That was me today and we had a long weekend here in WA last weekend!!

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2023

Do you think the Republican freaks behind this series of MAGA children’s books know just how incredibly horny this furry art is, or nah?

Hands off my cannon but it’s a buff gorilla man eating a mushroom lmfao

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 28/08/2023

What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK

Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a six foot inflatable of two concerningly horny skeletons making sensual skeleton love

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

One more Jewish Tradition post-- Purim is a holiday that commemorates a time an antisemitic asshole tried to kill us all and we figured it out and HUNG HIM on the gallows he built for us. He (Haman) now has a pastry named after him that we eat during Purim to remember killing that fucker.

google search screenshot - two pictures up top of Hamantashen (triangular filled pastries) with a description below.
Hamantash
Food
A hamantash is an Ashkenazi Jewish triangular filled-pocket pastry associated with the Jewish holiday of Purim. The name refers to Haman, the villain in the Purim story. In Hebrew, hamantashen are also known as אוזני המן, meaning "Haman's ears". Wikipedia

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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

50 First Dates except every morning Drew Barrymore wakes up and forgets there’s a strike and the internet has to get her to not do her show

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @davemacleod.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

now that Andrew Tate has popped up to defend Russell Brand I am contractually obliged to retweet this

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

He looks like he's for-Ken Done with bothering anymore.... ba doompt tss 😜

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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 14/09/2023

Genuinely don’t want to be *that* guy but Ken Done is just taking the piss now

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

There's similar ones at Bread Top :D youtu.be/tM-soWi5Xu8?...

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Geoffrey Bunting @geoffreybunting.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

No other actor has had this range.

Filmography for Darla the dog, who acted in Pee-wee's Big Adventure, The 'Burbs, The Silence of the Lambs, and Batman Returns.

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

AOC roasted him! Makes me so happy.

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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

Following a super report on Spotlight last Sunday, there's a protest outside Channel 7's Southbank HQ in Naarm/Melbourne this Friday, September 15:

An image of a shoe striking at the names of various Australian media outlets promotes a protest called 'Boot Transphobia' outside Channel 7 HQ in Naarm/Melbourne on Friday, September 15, 2023.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Elon Musk as Bond supervillain but massively incompetent. The camouflaged roof to his hidden volcano lair constantly gets stuck. His moon laser malfunctions and explodes. His secret plot to replace government leaders with clones is foiled by squirrels, somehow.

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Whenever I'm forced to go to Midland I compensate myself by getting Taco Bell

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Emily Mayo @emilymayo.bsky.social · 07/09/2023

Solid pub toilet door graffiti. 💪🏽💕

A photo of graffiti on a toilet door it says ‘Your YR Union. Workers rights matter!’

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

Thinking about the time my first boyfriend’s mom saw one of these in his dorm room and told him, “I don’t care what you and Mara do in your own time, but put that away when I come over”

A picture of an upright immersion blender, taken off eBay. The kind you insert into a cup or pot to mix things up. Admittedly, if you saw it from far away, it might look a LITTLE bit like a vibrator.

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uptownerd @uptownerd.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

RIP my Twitter as n e w s . c o m . a u used my Tweet in one of their "articles" 🙃

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