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Kristaps Andrejsons

@theeasternborder.lv
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Latvian journalist, host of The Eastern Border podcast. Got banned from Twitter by putin's trolls, trying to rebuild here. Help very much appreciated! Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/TheEasternBorder Merch: theeasternborder-shop.fourthwall.com

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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 3h
3.05 The Virtual Zone of Our Control The Lyman front collapses while Moscow fakes videos with AI. Deficits breach 7.7 trillion rubles, new caged Z-loyalists, and the Kremlin decrees its own victory. theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-05... Support Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au...
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 27/09/2026
3.04 Who Pays for the War theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-04... The election is over, the supermajority is secured, and the bill has arrived. Leaked Kremlin chats, Baltic nuclear deterrence, and a panicked empire. Support Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au...
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 24/09/2026
By the looks of it, I'll be doing the full Car4Ukraine vehicle convoy trip from London to Lviv in early november, together with Evita maybe you got any media contacts, especially UK who'd like coverage? Ideas? @washingtonpost.com @telegraph.co.uk ?
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 24/09/2026
Welcome to The Eastern Border. Yesterday, Rēzekne, 10min from city center.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 21/09/2026
3.03 History of Non-Elections theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-03... The Tsar rigged the math. The Soviets rigged the ritual. The Kremlin built a black box. 120 years of Russian elections, family testimony, and the 2026 Duma vote dissected. Donate to Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au...
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 19/09/2026
3.02 Pre-Voting in a Non-Binding Pseudo-Referendum. Sort-of. theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-02... Russia's 20% OFZ debt spiral, Trump's Bahamian bribes, the great asset plunder, and phantom elections in ruined cities. The terminal market. Support Ukraine here: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au...
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 15/09/2026
3.01 Vranyo theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-01... Our historical (and modern) autopsy on Vranyo in all it's forms and appearances is out now. And, of course, support Ukraine via Car4Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au...
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 15/09/2026
The west didn't listen to us much, prior to the war. I hope things have changed now.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 15/09/2026
I, for one, find space weapons hilarious and entertaining. USSR did a similar thing, they had built a space laser pistol to give to cosmonauts and strike sattelites with. Now we have rods from god or something. Well, my country has no nukes, so it changes nothing personally.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 12/09/2026
Ludza art school kids might be on to something...
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 11/09/2026
I've heard you, and I didn't expect you liked longer stuff THAT much.... and, I figure my Acast ads don't pay me much anyways, and from November, it doesn't really matter how many eps per month I make...so yeah, we'll be moving over to this format for the most part.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 10/09/2026
3.0 Hardcore Eastern Border (A @dancarlin.bsky.social tribute) theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-0-... Welcome to the season 3. I pay dues to the great master. AI-faked victories, burning refineries, $124B burn rates, debt slaves, and a nuclear doomsday cult waiting for a miracle. Welcome to Münster.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 09/09/2026
Well, time to record 3.0 Hardcore Eastern Border: The Prophets of Doom. (A Dan Carlin tribute)
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 06/09/2026
2.56 Rabid Dogs on a Broken Leash theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-56... The Kremlin’s summer offensive has collapsed into a mathematical nightmare, the demographic death spiral is accelerating, and the imperial command structure is completely conceptually blind.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 28/08/2026
Eastern Border wants to give it's most sincere ascension greetings to Haakon VIII of Norway. 28th of August, good day to start being a king. 😃 Now I'll drink for the country of Norway every birthday of mine.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 27/08/2026
Pilda. Werewolf country.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 26/08/2026
Dark Autumn 3 theeasternborder.lv/podcast/dark... Leaked Sberbank files confirm the collapse: an $100B deficit, 7% victory odds, drone purges, and a CIA ultimatum in Moscow, tracked from post-cyclone Latgalian mud. Happiness is mandatory.
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Dark Autumn 3 – The Eastern Border podcast
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 21/08/2026
Oh, look. Mainstream is just about a month behind us. Progress. youtu.be/wHEC46UQWJI?...
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Withdrawals Surge: Is Russia Headed for a Banking Crisis?
YouTube video by TLDR News EU
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 21/08/2026
​''We definitely aren't planning a mass mobilization, but let's wait until after the September elections to see who is right." - Vasily Nebenzya, Russian UN Envoy. ​Translation from Kremlin Vranyo: "Buy your tickets to Georgia right now, because the borders close the second the polling stations do.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 20/08/2026
Out car is in this one, comrades: youtu.be/ZPgIk00f3Y0?...
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Trucks 965-968. Your investment in the empire’s collapse
YouTube video by Car for Ukraine
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 20/08/2026
Look at the beauty doing the technical check in Ludza today
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 20/08/2026
2.53 TFUM The Russian state is a hedge fund facing a terminal margin call. We calculate the TFUM: from a 21-billion-ruble daily deficit to the Wildberries crater and the US military's M7 delusion. youtu.be/WNbdi1zPVMk And, of course, donate to Car4Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su...
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2.53 TFUM
YouTube video by The Eastern Border
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 20/08/2026
On the evening of August 19, a massive power outage struck central and south-western Moscow. Trams stopped, metro stations on the Orange line went dark, and malls were evacuated. Simultaneously, the internet crashed nationwide. And my doggo turned 1 year old. Life's good.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 18/08/2026
David from Cincinnati visited when we had drone alarms. Here's his video. 😃 youtu.be/NNvvLq_Mvq0?...
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LATVIA WARRIORS
YouTube video by David Finley
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 17/08/2026
It doesn't get much more #Latvian than this
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 17/08/2026
We've got a LOT of the tasty yellow shroom for dinner today
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 17/08/2026
GitHub just died in Russia
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 17/08/2026
@theguardian.com who 'don't see signs of mobilization in Russia' y'all are dumb idiots and/or your sources are openly lying to you.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 17/08/2026
Russian tank fears Latvian chanterelle sptlot.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 16/08/2026
Vatnik poetry. Idiotic as always.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 15/08/2026
And here's yet another proof of why Russia is a religious experience.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 14/08/2026
2.51 The Pirate, the Piglet, and the Cartel theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-51... Metallica-themed autopsy of Russia's collapse. Fake maps, shadow draft of medics, 1,400km drone voids, Ouroboros economics, & Kadyrov's 36k army preparing for the North Caucasus cartel war.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 14/08/2026
Russian MoD posted a warning to Ukraine: "As snow on the head. You'll freeze in winter!" Ukrainian MoD responds in the best Radio Yerevan traditions: "We'll warm ourselves with the fire of Russian oil refineries."
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 13/08/2026
Asked Gemini to give me a sountrack for my next episode script. I was VERY angry for this one. He picked golden era Metallica. You can give this a listen to get in the mood.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 12/08/2026
2.50 800,000 ghosts theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-50... Fake desk jobs, gold dumps, and 127 pigeons in court. A brutal Gonzo breakdown of Russia’s $70B deficit, 800,000 trapped conscripts, and the empire's terminal collapse. Donate to Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su...
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2.50 The 800,000 Ghosts – The Eastern Border podcast
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 02/08/2026
Woke up and checked what's up on Telegram. I feel we can say the gas explosion theory is dead and buried
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 01/08/2026
So much for a day off. ​A blast just hit a closed military VIP banquet at Moscow’s Balzi Rossi (3 dead, 20+ wounded). ​State media claims a "gas leak." Minor detail: the Stalinist skyscraper runs on electricity. Zero gas lines. ​Classic Kremlin vranyo in action. 1/thread
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 31/07/2026
2.48 Dark Autumn for Russia 2 theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-48... Dark Autumn 2: The Ponyatiya-filtered audits of April predictions I made, against ISW delusions as Russia's logistics spine burns, Wildberries collapses, and the cartel state enters terminal failure.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 30/07/2026
Today I'm genuinely proud to be European! youtu.be/4f612Vgb5Xg?...
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 30/07/2026
FIFA are a bunch of parasites and Gianni Infantino is an utter bastard. I hope that Latvian Football Federation votes for football and not for greed. youtu.be/3FTeLXCNGM0?...
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Gianni Infantino Has Crossed A Line
YouTube video by Novara Media
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 29/07/2026
2.47 I am a Bobbit Worm and I do "BLOOP" youtu.be/_ChUkgwosqQ Ukrainian drone Bobbit worms snap Russian logistics in half. Crimean blackouts, digital Gosplan price-fixing, Z-sphere panic, and our official endorsement of Count Binface for Clacton. (Has video this time)
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 28/07/2026
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 28/07/2026
I'll have to work through my dark autumn predictions. Personally, I feel that @thestudyofwar.bsky.social lost to me in the first round squarely. My april stuff has come much closer to reality then what they and othets were saying back then.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 28/07/2026
Russian economy is BEYOND screwed, irrespective on anything at this point.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 28/07/2026
One of my favorite footy YouTubers @theoldzealand.bsky.social just drew my attention to Italy's new coach. And woah, that's right up my alley. youtu.be/0LKjK7ttMok?...
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Pirlo Situation Is Crazy
YouTube video by Zealandism
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 27/07/2026
Ah, William. Another beautiful, sterile game-theory matrix applied to a Hobbesian mafia state. ​ 1/thread youtu.be/Oe82U8gQAm8?...
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Russia's Mobilization Gamble: Major Mistake or Strategic Bluff?
YouTube video by William Spaniel
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 27/07/2026
This is a really great Andrew Tate quote.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 27/07/2026
2.46 National Peculiarities of Russian Freemasons theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-46... From SVO Masonic lodges in Rostov to pawnshops charging 77% interest on wedding rings, I dissect the apocalyptic delusions, burning logistics, and final collapse of the Syndicate State. (YT version incoming)
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 24/07/2026
Deus Vult! t.me/Love_Russia_... If there are any actual lodge members here, have a laugh.
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Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 24/07/2026
2.45 The Wildberries Extinction Event theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-45... As Ukraine’s drone campaign liquidates Russia’s Amazon and frontlines run out of gas, the Kremlin’s vranyo engine collapses into AI-generated lies, friendly fire, and pure Z-patriot panic.
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